Don Fonte Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Cunts who's opening line in conversation is 'all set for Christmas?' Groups of lads on a Christmas day out wearing Christmas jumpershopping thinking they're so crazy and funny. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Cunts who think they are funny in their out of office Do one you dick Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 People who are illPeople who come in to work when ill coughing and spluttering over the place People who continually tell you how sore their head is or how their cold is so bad People that don’t take two headphones in with music full blast as a hint that you don’t want to chat Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 People that dont take two headphones in with music full blast as a hint that you dont want to chatAgreed on this. Always happens on the train. Some prick sits across from you and tries to make conversation. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Agreed on this. Always happens on the train. Some prick sits across from you and tries to make conversation.Sorry fella won't do it next time Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Sorry fella won't do it next timeYou're OK. You bought me a can of warm beer from the trolley and then stroked my leg under the table when I pretended to sleep. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 You're OK. You bought me a can of warm beer from the trolley and then stroked my leg under the table when I pretended to sleep.All travelers Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Agreed on this. Always happens on the train. Some prick sits across from you and tries to make conversation. Never had this. You must look soft. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Never had this. You must look soft. I'm a beautiful specimen. Everyone wants to talk to me. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 I've always wanted to smell like tigar balm, a toned down aftershavey version. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 WRONG hanz you wee cunt. Oranges, spices and sandalwood. Have you run out of this pops? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Minkers, without a doubt minkers are a pet hate of mine. Just back from having to pay a visit to ASDA at the beach. Fuck me, it's like the bar scene in Star Wars with so many mutants and weirdos in there. Pick of the bunch was the 'obese family' with mum and dad both in those little scooters and the two young kids waddling behind them. How on earth they ever managed to have sex in the first place to have kids was my initial thought quickly followed by contemplating what sort of chance their offspring really have in life. Quite depressing really when you think about it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 ^ The spirit of Christmas right there Link to comment
cruzcampo3 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 ^ The spirit of Christmas right thereMinkers, without a doubt minkers are a pet hate of mine.Just back from having to pay a visit to ASDA at the beach. Fuck me, it's like the bar scene in Star Wars with so many mutants and weirdos in there.Pick of the bunch was the 'obese family' with mum and dad both in those little scooters and the two young kids waddling behind them.How on earth they ever managed to have sex in the first place to have kids was my initial thought quickly followed by contemplating what sort of chance their offspring really have in life. Quite depressing really when you think about it.Some fatty to lazy to walk using those Scooter things and some war veteran with two sticks walks to ASDA every morning at opening time for his papers. Some s up this generation Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 ^ war veteran might be a peado? Link to comment
heimin Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 The phrases Do you know who I am? or Do you know who my ____ is? usually said by utter minkers, the latter by jumped up lassies. Fuck off. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Joggers. Blokes aged under 40 who say "I'm training for a 10k".Blokes aged under 40 who are delighted with completing a 10k.Its 6 mile ye pap not an ultra marathon. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 Give it a fucking rest with that 'wee' patter.I'm over 6 foot tall and would destroy your old ass. Anyway, festive salutations to you and yours matey ! Have a good one Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 ^ Do 10k most days for a laughI dinna even stretch for a ten k. And often have had 8+ pints\duvels the night before :Only Young Once: Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Joggers. Blokes aged under 40 who say "I'm training for a 10k".Blokes aged under 40 who are delighted with completing a 10k.Its 6 mile ye pap not an ultra marathon.Are ultra marathons cool? Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 Quick response to that post there matey .Been busy min. All that booze and food won't consume itself over xmas. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Are ultra marathons cool?Depends how big and colourful a flag you wave while running. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Are ultra marathons cool?My uncle thought so.He did them for fun. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 ^ Do 10k most days for a laughI did 10k trying to catch a bus recently, wasn't even out of puff. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I did 10k trying to catch a bus recently, wasn't even out of puff. Don't get out of bed for 10k Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 My uncle thought so.He did them for fun.Did think you had a swipe oh Mo Farah Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Are ultra marathons cool? No type of running is cool. 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Did think you had a swipe oh Mo FarahMy uncle would've pissed all over Mo. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 My uncle would've pissed all over Mo. Deviant's corner for that chat Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 not sure pet hate is strong enough for this cuntery https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/27/police-investigate-allegations-illegal-boxing-day-fox-hunts Link to comment
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