mcdougall(4) Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Where did I say balding men are masculine? Making things up wee man!They have higher levels of testosterone... Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 The two cunts on that nationwide advert, pair of annoying bitches. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 My mates' wife making it known to anyone that'll listen in person or online that their new Merc is just the 'wee' car. Link to comment
BWG Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Hate birds like this, a scrubber/slag/mink I went to school with years later married a bloke with a bit of cash. Turns up at BBQ and 3 times in about half an hour stands up and loudly says oh Ill have to go outside and move the Q7.Jesus. Just reading that alone makes me want to kick her cunt in. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Anyone who uses the car make or model rather than just saying "the car" is a cunt. 5 Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Hate birds like this, a scrubber/slag/mink I went to school with years later married a bloke with a bit of cash. Turns up at BBQ and 3 times in about half an hour stands up and loudly says oh Ill have to go outside and move the Q7. Tragic. Absolutely tragic There's a boy that works with my pal who we all noise up for his poor selection of wife. This is her third marriage and she's kept the last name of her last husband so she's double barrelled now. She's decimated his finances. Every post on fb she makes goes into our group chat. 750k hooses, plots of land, cheap hooses as restoration projects etc. He had to leave his job for a bigger basic (with no bonus) to keep up with her demands and he hates the new place. Fuck that. And fuck women. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 A car is a car. Car cunts are the biggest types of cunt. Audi drivers are also the biggest tail gating cunts on the road. Fuck them. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 The problem with car cunts is they don't want to admire their cuntwagon themselves they want everyone else to admire it. My motor was valued at £50 on we buy any car and it still gets me about, who gives a fuck about the badge. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 A car might just be a car to you In my opinion a car should be something you have owned for ages and STILL need to look back and admire it when you park up and walk away Having said that, BMW saloons are boring as fuck and old fashioned, but people go for them for the status aloneIt's not often I don't agree with you MT, and I assume you're trolling, but that is just ridiculous Admire as you walk away? Hahaha Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 The problem with car cunts is they don't want to admire their cuntwagon themselves they want everyone else to admire it. My motor was valued at £50 on we buy any car and it still gets me about, who gives a fuck about the badge.Mine was £170 - £50 admin fee. Therefore Im > than you. Would of sailed through its MOT if it wasnt for a pothole the size of a coffee table. Bear cunts. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Hate birds like this, a scrubber/slag/mink I went to school with years later married a bloke with a bit of cash. Turns up at BBQ and 3 times in about half an hour stands up and loudly says oh Ill have to go outside and move the Q7.She'd fit in well with that boy from Instagram we were all alerted to last week. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Can't agree with that If you have a car you are proud of and love, you feel a connection to it So I understand people like that, especially when they have m9re than 1 car. You need a differentiatorAbsolutely nothing wrong with enjoying you got a new car but does it really need to be said in every single reply to her 'babez' that this is most definitely just the run around. It's the need to reinforce the point constantly that I don't see the point of. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Can't agree with that If you have a car you are proud of and love, you feel a connection to it So I understand people like that, especially when they have m9re than 1 car. You need a differentiator People shouldn't talk about cars unless necessary though (i.e. I need to go move the car or I can't go out as I'm hospitalised after driving the car into a wall). No-one really cares what car it is unless they are a fellow car cunt. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Anyone who uses the car make or model rather than just saying "the car" is a cunt.Beldie and Trixie are our cars. Beldie being the Discovery and Trixie the Golf. The kids just call them the car. 2 Link to comment
Henry Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Keep it small - keep it efficient. That's my motto. Enough about your dick, what about your car? Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 A car might just be a car to you In my opinion a car should be something you have owned for ages and STILL need to look back and admire it when you park up and walk away I used to do this so I concur with my pipe smoking friend , a car can be more than....a car? But this bint is trying to use it as a status symbol, and not a very good one. She deserves a full pelt run up and a swift kick in the cunt for sure! Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Excuse me while I go and move the Metro CityDidn't you destroy a Range Rover once? Left an irate little man behind? Link to comment
Nelly Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Hate folk that go on about the make of their cars too. Our's are known as the blue car and the red car. I prefer my red Audi S5 to her Blue Merc A43 AMG though. 3 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Genuine question, does anyone on here tailgate? If so why? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 I slow right down then if they overtake I speed up like fuck. Cunts. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Hate birds like this, a scrubber/slag/mink I went to school with years later married a bloke with a bit of cash. Turns up at BBQ and 3 times in about half an hour stands up and loudly says oh Ill have to go outside and move the Q7.That's pathetic Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Tragic. Absolutely tragic There's a boy that works with my pal who we all noise up for his poor selection of wife. This is her third marriage and she's kept the last name of her last husband so she's double barrelled now. She's decimated his finances. Every post on fb she makes goes into our group chat. 750k hooses, plots of land, cheap hooses as restoration projects etc. He had to leave his job for a bigger basic (with no bonus) to keep up with her demands and he hates the new place. Fuck that. And fuck women.I wonder how long before she has to triple barrel her name... She sounds like an ex of mine... 'I want, I want, I want.' Well, save for it, or get a better job. No, you could just get me it. Nope Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 I slow right down then if they overtake I speed up like fuck. Cunts.In that scenario, you're even more of a cunt than him. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 In that scenario, you're even more of a cunt than him.I don't speed up when they overtake, don't fancy causing a crash but I do slow down. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 The best bit of tailgating is watching folk get so irate with it. It's up there with not using indicators at roundabouts. Always a right laugh seeing folk flashing their lights and gesturing with their hands. Calm down m8 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Cunts who moan about tailgating are the cunts who sit in the outside lane at 65mph for 2 miles, just to turn right at the up and coming roundabout (TWO FUCKING MILES AWAY) because they are scared they don't get back in. Cunts.Probably costs you an extra 3 seconds on your journey Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 The best bit of tailgating is watching folk get so irate with it. It's up there with not using indicators at roundabouts. Always a right laugh seeing folk flashing their lights and gesturing with their hands. Calm down m8Best bit about slowing right down is when the tailgaters go mad as well. Especially when there is no place to overtake. The closer they get the better you can see the rage 1 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Blokes who are into cars/motorbikes.Boring cunts who generally were shit at football.F1 is a zzzz too. 3 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Blokes who are into cars/motorbikes.Boring cunts who generally were shit at football.F1 is a zzzz too. Probably traumatised because they were last pick in the playground. Link to comment
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