Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

Thir a big gay pride merch in Perth next week beastybaws, ir ye ganna be dustin aff yer auld leather biker cap n lederhosen?

Thir a big gay pride merch in Perth next week beastybaws, ir ye ganna be dustin aff yer auld leather biker cap n lederhosen?

 

Figures you'd ken the schedule.

[Poodler]

People speaking about Love Island as if it's real.

 

 

'A handled that really well'

 

'I can't believe B said that'

 

 

Christ almighty. Women are horrendous to work with

[The Cockney Don]

Silly wankers on twitter replying sign some players to every Aberdeen fc official tweet.

Same with my other team.

[dervish]

Womben what you gonna do? Worse when they shout "you touched my such and such" even when around acquaintances.

 

Then acquaintances all up in my face I be like whhhhhat.

[DD1903]

Womben what you gonna do? Worse when they shout "you touched my such and such" even when around acquaintances.

 

Then acquaintances all up in my face I be like whhhhhat.

Totally

[Poodler]

Birds

 

 

Fuck off

[Poodler]

Aye work.

 

I said I may chuck in another Nightshift tonight. She said 'please yourself but I can't be arsed with you being grumpy all weekend because you're tired, you've just done 5.

 

Get yourself clean to fuck, princess.

[manboobs109]

^ you sound like you're being a grumpy cunt tbfth(to be fair to her)

[Don Fonte]

Aye work.

 

I said I may chuck in another Nightshift tonight. She said 'please yourself but I can't be arsed with you being grumpy all weekend because you're tired, you've just done 5.

 

Get yourself clean to fuck, princess.

Hit her. Hard.

[Poodler]

The choice is do a nightshift or drink to BMG/ B_MMG excess then get aggressive like BMCheese.

[HairyPie]

Then kick her cunt in.

[BrianFaePerth]

Do the nightshift . Anything else is giving in to her. Need to show her who's the boss , matey.

She is, clearly

[King Street Loon]

 

If of female origin, then today I'm completely in agreement... probably going into the weekend.

 

Thank fuck we have a job at work that's needing shipped tonight at 10pm, so means I don't have to go hame until she's hopefully in bed.

 

 

Aye work.

 

I said I may chuck in another Nightshift tonight. She said 'please yourself but I can't be arsed with you being grumpy all weekend because you're tired, you've just done 5.

 

Get yourself clean to fuck, princess.

 

 

 

Trouble in paradise.

[DD1903]

 

 

 

 

 

Trouble in paradise.

Bert and poodles will end up moving in together, creating high jinks aplenty. In an Odd couple stylee

[manboobs109]

Bert and poodles will end up moving in together, creating high jinks aplenty. In an Odd couple stylee

Sucking each others cocks you mean

[RAZOR]

Sucking each others cocks you mean

If you think about it a giver and reciever of BJs would probably know the best technique.

[DD1903]

Sucking each others cocks you mean

No more than already

[Reed or deed]

If you think about it a giver and reciever of BJs would probably know the best technique.

Don't get me confused with givers of a blow job.

 

To anyone that is planning to give:

 

I would suggest: be eager, talk filth, take the whole thing down to the root and greedily enjoy taking the spunk in your mouth.

 

Edit - and suck some balls.

[Henry]

Bert and poodles will end up moving in together, creating high jinks aplenty. In an Odd couple stylee

 

As long as we hear more about that classic time in the Four Mile where they may or may not have been banned, classic

[DD1903]

 

As long as we hear more about that classic time in the Four Mile where they may or may not have been banned, classic

Let's talk about it on a forum, instead of just sending a text, or calling...

 

I don't think they got enough attention in relation to that, so I have no doubt we'll hear more.

[DD1903]

easier than I thought it would be...

 

@@Henry

[manboobs109]

I did it to prove the irony in your post.

 

'Attention'. When your post was aimed at getting attention yourself.

 

Always find that funny when we are grown men posting on forums. Every time we post we hope for someone to engage so of course it's for attention.

There's a couple of folk on here that take the piss with it though.

[Poodler]

Let's talk about it on a forum, instead of just sending a text, or calling...

 

I don't think they got enough attention in relation to that, so I have no doubt we'll hear more.

 

Who ARE you?

 

?

[DD1903]

I did it to prove the irony in your post.

 

'Attention'. When your post was aimed at getting attention yourself.

 

Always find that funny when we are grown men posting on forums. Every time we post we hope for someone to engage so of course it's for attention.

If I want attention, I'll start following an English lower league team and post about on here ?

[DD1903]

 

^^ As your post has done here, you're wanting me to engage because you're seeking attention, or try get people to engage by starting a thread about soundbars.

 

Sinking in yet?

Or...your repeated bites (and search of my posts lolz) show I got a nibble.

 

Sinking in ? ?

 

??

[DD1903]

 

I don't memorise everyone's posts like you do mine.

 

I take it as a compliment.

Just like I'll take you repeatedly coming back to reply as one, and confirmation of nibbles ???

[alscotoz]

...

[HairyPie]

to you, to me

[DD1903]

The same as you're doing to me after I respond.

 

This is a cool pointless game.

It's a game with no winners Bert. Except the participants

[manboobs109]

Congrats on winning the ironic post of the year award.

The only attention i get is from you you fucking oddball