Arabian Knight Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 gemma fae, goalie n noo rugby guruwit an odious cunt. face fir the radio n a shyte goalie fir Scotland wimmin n let 6 goals against England wimmin. oan the news the nicht, the cunts jist been made the wimmins rugby ambassador at murrayfield. its sendin oot the message thit wimmins sport is such a joke thit ye cin jist jump fae sport tae sport if yev been oan sportscene results n hae the pus eh a jim henson puppet. magine wit the rugby wimmin r hinkin when thiv goat her preachin tae thim.n it is preachin she does cos shes wan eh they zipped up the back cunts thits been pr trained tae fuck tae say the richt hing on the telly. robotic cunt runnin oan AA batteries, thon curler eve muirheeds the same, n thon drip craig gordon innaw. 2 Link to comment
Clockweights Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 When you're dealing a hand of poker, and people can't wait and take their cards as soon as their dealt. These people tend to be the first ones out, too. Link to comment
Pubes Macdonald Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Not finding a parking space for my new Maserati. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Hitting your finger with a hammer, sort of stings......... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Not finding a parking space for my new Maserati.Quattroporte? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Cloud blocking the sunset over the Indian ocean Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Where dyou live again Byen? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Where dyou live again Byen?Macclesfield Link to comment
Pubes Macdonald Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Quattroporte?1.4 Ghia This car is randier than your wife. Link to comment
BWG Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Shite pop music really just makes me hate humanity. Sitting in the garage right now having to endure some shite on the radio from "little kicks" or whatever the fuck they are called. "Shout Out to My Ex". Ground breaking stuff. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Thin black bags that rip at the weight of a wet tea bag Absolutely pointless. Just pay the 3.50 for the decent ones you slut Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Thin black bags that rip at the weight of a wet tea bag Absolutely pointless. Just pay the 3.50 for the decent ones you slutHahaha. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9m-UmF0nLxE 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Hahaha. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9m-UmF0nLxE Hahaha, classic Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 The word 'windrush' is getting overused to the point of being annoying 1 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 Forced charity. i.e. when they come round to your door or they stand next to the entrance/exit of a supermarket, forcing you to walk past them and go "No Thanks" to kids with cancer. 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 The word 'windrush' is getting overused to the point of being annoyingNever heard it.....add fashionable phrases that are just shit. No idea what any new ones are in the U.K. at the moment though.....cunts Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 The word 'windrush' is getting overused to the point of being annoying Anything gate As in the current clockgate scandal. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 + heapsIn particular the scubby grey whore o' a cat that shits in my garden every other day and looks me straight in the eye while coiling it out and has a 100% success rate in taking off before I can get out to drop kick it back to its owners! Link to comment
BWG Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Saw a boy driving a car with a rear window sticker saying "Driven by a BIKER" today. Good call. Don't want anyone thinking you're a prick. Link to comment
dervish Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Could be worse. Could say cyclist. Or cunt, since it's the same thing. 2 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Saw a boy driving a car with a rear window sticker saying "Driven by a BIKER" today. Good call. Don't want anyone thinking you're a prick. Could be worse. Could say cyclist. Or cunt, since it's the same thing. "Driven by a park runner". 1 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 People who spell 'paid' as 'payed' Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 My bratwurst in your sauerkraut. Link to comment
BWG Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Cunts who stand at the side of the road and don't move out of the fucking way when you're crossing from the other side. Cunts who refuse to walk up escalators Fat women with shit haircuts and or stupid hair colours. Today was a stressful day in town. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Cunts who stand at the side of the road and don't move out of the fucking way when you're crossing from the other side.Cunts who refuse to walk up escalatorsFat women with shit haircuts and or stupid hair colours.Today was a stressful day in town.Just condense all this to "shopping" Edit: or close season Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Thats what the fucking stairs are for.Exactly. Some right dickheads in airports trying to squeeze up to save about 5 seconds. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Exactly. Some right dickheads in airports trying to squeeze up to save about 5 seconds.That's the problem when you leave the lounges, you have to mix with the hoy polloy. Link to comment
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