Don Fonte Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 I never have any further interactions with any of my previous lover. You had you chance - off you pop you wee prick.Until you catch each others eyes over a crowded courtroom. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 I never have any further interactions with any of my previous lover. Just the 1 pops? I had you down as a ladies man back in the day. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Remembering clockgateyou can reminisce all you like. I’ve never once posted a fake photo and that’s a fact. next bottle (wine) now Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 What was his name ? comedy gold, that Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 When a previous lover phones you three times in a row, you just know it's going to be hassle.When someone shout emotional porn down the phone at you - you don't realise what you've done to me. You don't sound like you care at all.Women.what’s his name? Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 By Fleetwood MacGood as a waterproof jacket. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Good as a waterproof jacket.My favourite potato. Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Good as a waterproof jacket.Great for flashing in a public park @@Dad Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 So the ex got in touch with the current. Through a fucking white knight at work The current basically recreated Speed with me in her car - locked the doors and went speeding down the bypass so I couldn't jump out at any point whilst she was absolutely hysterical. Screaming, punching the windows, went to punch me and thought better of it. She's out. Completely unreasonable. Hadn't touched that other bird for weeks. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 I never have any further interactions with any of my previous lover. Did they move out of the catchment area? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 So the ex got in touch with the current. Through a fucking white knight at work The current basically recreated Speed with me in her car - locked the doors and went speeding down the bypass so I couldn't jump out at any point whilst she was absolutely hysterical. Screaming, punching the windows, went to punch me and thought better of it. She's out. Completely unreasonable. Hadn't touched that other bird for weeks.That's an hour and a half now, shouldn't be long til poodles posts he's just ridden her Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Where did I spell ‘wives’ incorrectly ?Where you said “wifes” the first time....... Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 ahah, the old ,"guy orders a pint then 10 of his mates come in". sakes. Even worse when they all order 16 cocktails each, and then all their wifes appears and they all want 32 cocktails each and then the entire immediate families of all the wives appear and they all start demanding the barman assemble their ikea flatpack furniture. agggh. nightmare. nothing worse.But yeah, excellent grammar........ Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 At least he's got normal size feet Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 At least he's got normal size feetProof? Do his webbed toes count? Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Anyway. Back to the bathroom stuff. Has anybody said moving the shower head yet? If not, people that move the shower head. Just leave the fucking thing alone! Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Anyway. Back to the bathroom stuff. Has anybody said moving the shower head yet? If not, people that move the shower head. Just leave the fucking thing alone!I move it down once I've washed my hair, don't really like water running over my face and in my eyes. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 I move it down once I've washed my hair, don't really like water running over my face and in my eyes. Aww forget your goggles? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Aww forget your goggles?No Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 So the ex got in touch with the current. Through a fucking white knight at work The current basically recreated Speed with me in her car - locked the doors and went speeding down the bypass so I couldn't jump out at any point whilst she was absolutely hysterical. Screaming, punching the windows, went to punch me and thought better of it. She's out. Completely unreasonable. Hadn't touched that other bird for weeks. Wait a minute, are you just telling us the plot to Vanilla Sky? 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 You said I spelled ‘wives’ incorrectly not ‘wifes’.Yes, you did, you grammatically incompetent buffoon. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 I spelled wives correctly. Wrong, you wrote wifes, the incorrect spelling, so wrong spelling and completely incorrect grammar. But keep trying Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 When folk overstate how good something is. “Thanks for such an amazing meal”. I gave you my mums homemade three day old soup, chilli con carne which was admittedly decent but not “amazing”, day old reheated rice pudding and co-op ice cream you previously brought to my house. If that brings amazement you surely have low standards. Next time I’ll whip out my cock for you to declare it a monster. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 You said i spelled 'wives' wrong though not ' wifes'. 1-0 Yes, you spelled wives as wifes...... 0-1 Is this going on until someone gives up? Link to comment
alscotoz Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Yes, you spelled wives as wifes...... 0-1 Is this going on until someone gives up? This debate is getting worser and worser Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 I’m way too smart for you Chewzhino. Your brains are in your wee feet .You’re just about too smart for Shoofta.......that’s about it Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 The problem with this feud, is that there's no enough bite from either of the wee pricks. Chewie - as soft as shite on a hot day in India. Hanz - now the very definition of a rofl emoji Pair of arseholes; off yous popA couple of weeks getting bum raped in jail and Dad comes back acting the hard man? The hardest thing about you is in your pants when you’re standing near a school you useless old cunt. Good day to you Hanz sir Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Just trying to motivate yous chewie you wee prick - you're welcome.Thanks Dad, you’re the best Haha terrific... Link to comment
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