Pet Hates

[Don Fonte]

I never have any further interactions with any of my previous lover.

 

You had you chance - off you pop you wee prick.

Until you catch each others eyes over a crowded courtroom.

[maryhilldon]

I never have any further interactions with any of my previous lover.

 

 

Just the 1 pops? I had you down as a ladies man back in the day.

[Bluto10]

Remembering clockgate

you can reminisce all you like.

I’ve never once posted a fake photo

 

and that’s a fact.

 

 

next bottle (wine) now

[Bluto10]

What was his name ?

 

comedy gold, that

[Bluto10]

When a previous lover phones you three times in a row, you just know it's going to be hassle.

When someone shout emotional porn down the phone at you - you don't realise what you've done to me. You don't sound like you care at all.

Women.

what’s his name?

[Parklife]

By Fleetwood Mac

Good as a waterproof jacket.

[maryhilldon]

Good as a waterproof jacket.

My favourite potato.

[Fridge]

Good as a waterproof jacket.

Great for flashing in a public park @@Dad

[Poodler]

So the ex got in touch with the current. Through a fucking white knight at work

 

The current basically recreated Speed with me in her car - locked the doors and went speeding down the bypass so I couldn't jump out at any point whilst she was absolutely hysterical. Screaming, punching the windows, went to punch me and thought better of it.

 

She's out.

 

Completely unreasonable. Hadn't touched that other bird for weeks.

[Bluto10]

what’s his name?

[Fridge]

What’s her number?

[BrianFaePerth]

I never have any further interactions with any of my previous lover.

 

 

Did they move out of the catchment area?

[BrianFaePerth]

So the ex got in touch with the current. Through a fucking white knight at work

 

The current basically recreated Speed with me in her car - locked the doors and went speeding down the bypass so I couldn't jump out at any point whilst she was absolutely hysterical. Screaming, punching the windows, went to punch me and thought better of it.

 

She's out.

 

Completely unreasonable. Hadn't touched that other bird for weeks.

That's an hour and a half now, shouldn't be long til poodles posts he's just ridden her

[Chewie37]

Where did I spell ‘wives’ incorrectly ?

Where you said “wifes” the first time.......

[Chewie37]

ahah, the old ,"guy orders a pint then 10 of his mates come in". sakes.     Even worse when they all order 16 cocktails each, and then all their wifes appears and they all want 32 cocktails each and then the entire immediate families of all the wives appear and they all start demanding the barman assemble their ikea flatpack furniture.   agggh.   nightmare. nothing worse.

But yeah, excellent grammar........

[BrianFaePerth]

At least he's got normal size feet

[Chewie37]

At least he's got normal size feet

Proof? Do his webbed toes count?

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Anyway. Back to the bathroom stuff.

 

Has anybody said moving the shower head yet?

 

If not, people that move the shower head. Just leave the fucking thing alone!

[maryhilldon]

Anyway. Back to the bathroom stuff.

 

Has anybody said moving the shower head yet?

 

If not, people that move the shower head. Just leave the fucking thing alone!

I move it down once I've washed my hair, don't really like water running over my face and in my eyes.

[Redforever86]

I move it down once I've washed my hair, don't really like water running over my face and in my eyes.

 

Aww forget your goggles?

[maryhilldon]

Aww forget your goggles?

No

[Ke1t]

So the ex got in touch with the current. Through a fucking white knight at work

 

The current basically recreated Speed with me in her car - locked the doors and went speeding down the bypass so I couldn't jump out at any point whilst she was absolutely hysterical. Screaming, punching the windows, went to punch me and thought better of it.

 

She's out.

 

Completely unreasonable. Hadn't touched that other bird for weeks.

 

Wait a minute, are you just telling us the plot to Vanilla Sky? 

[Chewie37]

You said I spelled ‘wives’ incorrectly not ‘wifes’.

Yes, you did, you grammatically incompetent buffoon.

[Chewie37]

I spelled wives correctly.

 

Wrong, you wrote wifes, the incorrect spelling, so wrong spelling and completely incorrect grammar. But keep trying

[Redforever86]

When folk overstate how good something is. “Thanks for such an amazing meal”. I gave you my mums homemade three day old soup, chilli con carne which was admittedly decent but not “amazing”, day old reheated rice pudding and co-op ice cream you previously brought to my house.

 

If that brings amazement you surely have low standards. Next time I’ll whip out my cock for you to declare it a monster.

[Chewie37]

You said i spelled 'wives' wrong though not ' wifes'. 

 

 

1-0 

Yes, you spelled wives as wifes......

 

0-1

 

Is this going on until someone gives up?

[alscotoz]

Yes, you spelled wives as wifes......

 

0-1

 

Is this going on until someone gives up?

 

This debate is getting worser and worser

[Chewie37]

I’m way too smart for you Chewzhino. Your brains are in your wee feet .

You’re just about too smart for Shoofta.......that’s about it

[Chewie37]

The problem with this feud, is that there's no enough bite from either of the wee pricks.

Chewie - as soft as shite on a hot day in India.

Hanz - now the very definition of a rofl emoji

Pair of arseholes; off yous pop

A couple of weeks getting bum raped in jail and Dad comes back acting the hard man? The hardest thing about you is in your pants when you’re standing near a school you useless old cunt.

 

Good day to you Hanz sir

[Chewie37]

Just trying to motivate yous chewie you wee prick - you're welcome.

Thanks Dad, you’re the best

 

Haha terrific...