Ke1t Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Someone texting whilst driving...whilst you're a passenger. Fuck clean aff. Disregard your ane safety but nae mine. The wife used to drive 70+mph along 696, steering with her knees, putting her make-up on as she looked in the visor mirror. I'm not sexist, but it's fucking insane that women are allowed to drive. The Saudis had the right idea. Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Huns Did absolutely nothing wrong but had a Hun top on Union Street. had a young girl with him in town today. Tried to be logical but just had a thought to go for him . The logic of me telling my daughter and his to look away as I melted him clean in the dish is the only thing that is not now causing a court case. Anyway I was raging Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 I’m nae bad at driving 120kph on the Saudi motorway whilst posting on here and surfing through twitter It’s some skill, likeI also text whilst driving... when I'm in the car alone. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 I'm going to convert to Hunnery on my deathbed so that when I go there is one less of the cunts. Just get one of those isis bomb vests and take some with you, far better percentage then Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Shite slogans on baccy tins/T-shirt’s “I’m with stupid” Aye, pisser. Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 We built this city on sausage rolls t-shirts also. Hilarious. Dad - are you able to get a few ”Durrant dived” t-shirt’s knocked up? Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Shite slogans on baccy tins/T-shirt’s “I’m with stupid” Aye, pisser. Agreed - add in bumper stickers Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Agreed - add in bumper stickersI thought only American rednecks had those? Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 You see a lot of them on Micra's. The fibromyalgia mob - female, fat, forty. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 You see a lot of them on Micra's. The fibromyalgia mob - female, fat, forty.Or "powered by fairy dust" - just fuck off and die you minky whoore Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 You see a lot of them on Micra's. The fibromyalgia mob - female, fat, forty.I had a micra once. Drove it like a rally car. Fucking bulletproof Link to comment
BWG Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Beggars. It should not be illegal to kick them to death. Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 You don't even know what redneck means do you?....... Before you Google it.Yeah, how would you think otherwise? Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Beggars. It should not be illegal to kick them to death. Woah, Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Beggars. It should not be illegal to kick them to death.I'd expect nothing less from you. Link to comment
BWG Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I'd expect nothing less from you.Got any spare change m8? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Got any spare change m8?Fuck off scrounging cunt. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 That wee Swedish climate change bird. Annoying wee nyaff. 1 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 That wee Swedish climate change bird. Annoying wee nyaff.Is this that 9 year old? Got told today we’ve got to switch our energy provider, eco friendly as possible. When I asked why (I was expecting to save money, etc) the 9 year old climate change girl was reference/we need to do our bit. Away to do donuts on the nearest car park until I’m out of diesel. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 She's 16, nailed on to be a miserable wee feminist dyke. Ah the hot wee blonde chicks will be getting the D, so she's going to save the fucking world. Get over yirsel. Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Cunts on message boards visualising (fantasising) wee lassies of 16 "getting the D" or indulging in lesbian activities. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Cunts on message boards visualising (fantasising) wee lassies of 16 "getting the D" or indulging in lesbian activities. If I was wanking over a Swedish bird it wouldn't be her. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 If I was wanking over a Swedish bird it wouldn't be her.What about that one that got her head cut off in Morocco a few months ago? Difficult wank but manageable, thon vid Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 What about that one that got her head cut off in Morocco a few months ago? Difficult wank but manageable, thon vidMade me harder if anything Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 What about that one that got her head cut off in Morocco a few months ago? Difficult wank but manageable, thon vid I've wanked over many vids of birds giving head, not normally literally, but I'll struggle through. Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Cunts on message boards visualising (fantasising) wee lassies of 16 "getting the D" or indulging in lesbian activities.Just to confirm. You wouldn’t have a threesome with two legal 16 year old lesbians? Have you been out with Bluts this afternoon? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just to confirm. You wouldn’t have a threesome with two legal 16 year old lesbians? Have you been out with Bluts this afternoon?He'd have to grow a cock first 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Parkie is it true you won’t buy Johnny Cash records because you feel “I’m the man in black” has racial undertones? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Parkie campaigned for you to be allowed to wear black soled trainers in the gym hall at school. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Parkie never buys apple products in the colour space grey as it’s cultural appropriation of intergalactic species. 1 Link to comment
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