Ke1t Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Old folk 'money-saving' shit gets on my titties. The mother in law doesn't like to waste stuff, which is fine, but she makes a habit of bringing me expired food and expecting me to use it because it's free. I'll be having a BBQ or cooking some fucking amazing dish, because that's what I do, and she'll try to find out ahead of time what I'm making. She'll then go and find the main ingredient, but one that expired a minimum of 6 - 12 months previously, and then try to persuade me to use it instead of the fresh ingredients I've bought for the purpose. Case in point... July 4th coming up... I'll be getting my Pig Roast game on, and the wife's old dear will without a shadow of a doubt be trying her fucking damnest to find the corpse of a pig that died a month ago and has been sitting in a pool of stagnant water and chewed on by rats. "Hey, Kelt... I know you're looking for a pig for the 4th, so I managed to find this bloated, rotting porcine* cadaver in a shallow puddle of brown water near the sewage treatment plant. I had a farmer drag it out behind his tractor, then managed to get some gypsies to shit on it just in case it wasn't already unpleasant enough. Why don't you cancel the pig you ordered from the butcher and cook this decomposing shit-pig instead?" I get that old folk like to save money, but by this point I'm starting to think she just likes fucking with me. I appreciate you trying to save me cash, but dying from trichinosis is way down on the list of shit I want to try. *Pertaining to pigs Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 News was talking about wifies fitba on 3 channels at the same time, lionesses my arse , not to be out done Reporting Scotland done a piece on the Scottish under 19 women getting ready for the Euros...... Why? Sooner this competition is finished the better , nothing good has come from wifies fitba since the pictures of thoan American goalies well used blurt and tea towel holder. And agread Wimbledon can get to fuck 4 hours on BBC1 and 11 hours straight on BBC2 what a snorefest! Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Wimbledon. Just fuck right off. 100% Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 American toilets. Particularly the fact they are so full before you start. You never know where your jobby is going to be when you stand up. American chocolate. Boggin. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 You got your basketball top on? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 You got your basketball top on? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Wimbledon. Just fuck right off.This. So fucking English it makes me sick. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 American toilets. Particularly the fact they are so full before you start. You never know where your jobby is going to be when you stand up. American chocolate. Boggin.Aye can be dodgy. Just get on the Reece’s peanut butter cups etc. Get on the decent beers too. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 When football players sit down after a knockout/ final defeat. Why? They don't do it any other game. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 When football players sit down after a knockout/ final defeat. Why? They don't do it any other game.Self indulgent, self pitying, woe is me.The prevalence of not only players crying but adult fans aswell is fucking revolting and needs to stop. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Taxi drivers.Must they drive exactly to the speed limit and take every corner like they're driving miss daisy? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Old folk 'money-saving' shit gets on my titties. The mother in law doesn't like to waste stuff, which is fine, but she makes a habit of bringing me expired food and expecting me to use it because it's free. I'll be having a BBQ or cooking some fucking amazing dish, because that's what I do, and she'll try to find out ahead of time what I'm making. She'll then go and find the main ingredient, but one that expired a minimum of 6 - 12 months previously, and then try to persuade me to use it instead of the fresh ingredients I've bought for the purpose. Case in point... July 4th coming up... I'll be getting my Pig Roast game on, and the wife's old dear will without a shadow of a doubt be trying her fucking damnest to find the corpse of a pig that died a month ago and has been sitting in a pool of stagnant water and chewed on by rats. "Hey, Kelt... I know you're looking for a pig for the 4th, so I managed to find this bloated, rotting porcine* cadaver in a shallow puddle of brown water near the sewage treatment plant. I had a farmer drag it out behind his tractor, then managed to get some gypsies to shit on it just in case it wasn't already unpleasant enough. Why don't you cancel the pig you ordered from the butcher and cook this decomposing shit-pig instead?" I get that old folk like to save money, but by this point I'm starting to think she just likes fucking with me. I appreciate you trying to save me cash, but dying from trichinosis is way down on the list of shit I want to try. *Pertaining to pigs@@Police hate crime. Kelts in-laws are moslemists. Link to comment
BWG Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 When people email you just before you leave the office and then ask you first thing in the morning if you got their email. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted July 3, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted July 3, 2019 When people email you just before you leave the office and then ask you first thing in the morning if you got their email.People who phone you within seconds of sending you an email to ask if you've got their email. They must push the dial button and click send simultaneously. Fuck off Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Taxi drivers.Must they drive exactly to the speed limit and take every corner like they're driving miss daisy?Or be grumpy fucks. Or nae have a clue how to get where you want to go and you have to direct them - fucking loads of ethnic taxi drivers who don't have a Scooby about the North East. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Got in a taxi, Grampian Road to Sunnybank Road. Easy peasy. Ethnic taxi driver. Had to pull over to use his A-Z even tho I was giving him directions cos he couldn't understand what I was saying. Shambles Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Got in a taxi, Grampian Road to Sunnybank Road. Easy peasy. Ethnic taxi driver. Had to pull over to use his A-Z even tho I was giving him directions cos he couldn't understand what I was saying. Shambles hahaha Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 People who phone you within seconds of sending you an email to ask if you've got their email. They must push the dial button and click send simultaneously. Fuck off People who check work emails on a day off - LOL 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 People who check work emails on a day off - LOL people who care about their corporate job\career LOL (slugs) 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Agreed BMG. I enjoy doing as little as possible without the fear of someone dying. Schedule a 'meeting' with a client, fuck off hame. Can't beat it. Link to comment
ebbe Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 The dons centre halves must share your fury, set pieces last season were a disgrace. Fuck running 60 yards to watch a ball either nae beat the first man or sail out the other side. Pisses me off something rotten. Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Celtic fan at my work thinking we are mates because we both hate Sevco.Fuck off we hate you too. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Agreed BMG. I enjoy doing as little as possible without the fear of someone dying. Schedule a 'meeting' with a client, fuck off hame. Can't beat it.scary the chart climbing corp mentality I see at work. think ambition and the lure of more $$$s \ ‘power’ brings out the worst in a certain type of prople Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Agreed BMG. I enjoy doing as little as possible without the fear of someone dying. Schedule a 'meeting' with a client, fuck off hame. Can't beat it.scary the chart climbing corp mentality I see at work. think ambition and the lure of more $$$s \ ‘power’ brings out the worst in a certain type of prople Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 scary the chart climbing corp mentality I see at work. think ambition and the lure of more $$$s \ ‘power’ brings out the worst in a certain type of propleYou never thought though Bluts, you know, keep your head down and in a few years you could be in the hot seat, like me. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 You never thought though Bluts, you know, keep your head down and in a few years you could be in the hot seat, like me.The dizzy heights of head pot washer clearly don’t appeal Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 scary the chart climbing corp mentality I see at work. think ambition and the lure of more $$$s \ ‘power’ brings out the worst in a certain type of prople @millermong Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 The dizzy heights of head pot washer clearly don’t appealImagine you in a hot sweaty kitchen #StinkinOldGit Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 The dizzy heights of head pot washer clearly don’t appealImagine you in a hot sweaty kitchen #StinkinOldGit Link to comment
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