Pet Hates

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Meanwhile your neighbours are in Vietnam completely lost.

[Redforever86]

Meanwhile your neighbours are in Vietnam completely lost as to what to do with themselves. 

[manboobs109]

That happened to me once. I waited 6 months and opened it. It was a travel guide to Vietnam. I kept it thinking "ken fit one day I might go there". That was 5 years ago... still have the book.

Snide cunt imo. Decent cunt would've dropped it round.

[manboobs109]

Poor people problems TBH. Just pay the amount that the till says and stop holding people up.

No customer service desk in ABZ?

[manboobs109]

Just tell the delivery cunt to fuck off

[Fridge]

Shag his wife.

 

Then hit her.

[Redforever86]

Delusional irrational women.

 

70 year old wifie who works for me. Had a wee moan at her over some fairly trivial but annoying.

 

She blows it out of portion and says “Do you not think I’m up to this job, that I’m to old? Cause I can keep up with the young ones”.

 

Takes her 10 minutes to climb a flight of stairs. Lol.

[maryhilldon]

Disturbed a nest collecting firewood a few years back, literally had to jump in the river. Stung about 5 or 6 times. Surprisingly painful for about a week, but at least I now know I'm not allergic.

[Don Fonte]

Delusional irrational women.

 

70 year old wifie who works for me. Had a wee moan at her over some fairly trivial but annoying.

 

She blows it out of portion and says “Do you not think I’m up to this job, that I’m to old? Cause I can keep up with the young ones”.

 

Takes her 10 minutes to climb a flight of stairs. Lol.

Sounds like terrible recruitment.

[Redforever86]

Sounds like terrible recruitment.

 

Was here when I took over the place nearly 4 years ago. 

[Don Fonte]

Was here when I took over the place nearly 4 years ago.

Sack her.

[For Fecks Sake]

Sack her.

Hit her (© Poodler)

[Studebaker-90]

Shit on her

[The Boofon]

I have a genuine phobia of wasps. Stems from childhood. If there's one in a room full of people I can't relax. Genuine fear.

Likewise. Have conquered my bee phobia but wasps are cunts.

 

Same goes for horses. Untrustworthy cunts. Horrible creatures.

[Studebaker-90]

Yeah not a fan of either. Horses stink and they are so easily frightened. Bloody powerful as well.

[Redforever86]

How much is she for the hour?

 

£12 if you bring her some orthopaedic trainers. Mates rates.

[Guest milne_afc]

Horse riding tarts are worth the watching too

[Studebaker-90]

Horse riding tarts are worth the watching too

This

[Simply Red]

Hippos are meant to be angry bastards if yir on their patch. Kill more humans than any other animal in Africa apparently. I think

[Bluto10]

Rape her

 

Then Kill her. Or kill her then rape her.

[Studebaker-90]

Sick dons fans @dailyrecord

[Fridge]

Hippos are meant to be angry bastards if yir on their patch. Kill more humans than any other animal in Africa apparently. I think

Crocodiles can get to fuck. Think most animals are thick as fuck and will nail you if they are threatened or hungry. Crocs are callous bastards.

[Chewie37]

Delusional irrational women.

70 year old wifie who works for me. Had a wee moan at her over some fairly trivial but annoying.

She blows it out of portion and says “Do you not think I’m up to this job, that I’m to old? Cause I can keep up with the young ones”.

Takes her 10 minutes to climb a flight of stairs. Lol.

Does she need to climb stairs as part of her job? If not that’s irrelevant information, you bastard

 

Hit yourself, then rape yourself

[Chewie37]

I think they were normal bees Mobz that you made aggressive by trying to incinerate them .

 

Eh've never been stung by bee nor wasp. I'm convinced I'll have an anaphylactic reaction and die. Probably part of my fear.

 

 

I got stung on the big toe after a giant wood wasp fell out of my football socks when I was getting ready for two back to back League games of 5’s at goals. Hurt like a fucker, I thought I’d stood on a knife. Played both games and felt my throat tightening a bit, probably a mild anophylactic reaction........ran it off, like any male should

 

Edit: we won both games and the division we were in and got beer tokens as a prize, brilliant

[Redforever86]

Does she need to climb stairs as part of her job? If not that’s irrelevant information, you bastard

 

Hit yourself, then rape yourself

No she doesn’t but it clearly illustrates the point I was making.

[Chewie37]

No she doesn’t but it clearly illustrates the point I was making.

So she doesn’t need to climb stairs to keep up with colleagues? Terrible illustration to choose

 

Hit yourself

 

Then

 

Rape

Yourself

[Don Fonte]

No she doesn’t but it clearly illustrates the point I was making.

A change from the paper boy legging it down the stairs away from you.

[Redforever86]

A change from the paper boy legging it down the stairs away from you.

You must of told him to get back home to your bed pronto?

[Don Fonte]

You must of told him to get back home to your bed pronto?

Nah he never escapes. I'm a professional

[For Fecks Sake]

Folk with kids who let them play their electronics AT FULL FUCKING VOLUME.