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StandFree1982

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You get fleeced left right and centre when you've got bairns. Hard not to succumb to emotional blackmail.

Only yourself to blame

 

 

I got someone pregnant in recent times. What a horrific experience.

 

When it was announced it was ectopic I celebrated like beating the huns in the SC final

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Correct, we had to take the boys to the “Pumpkin Patch” to choose a pumpkin for Halloween, those fuckers must make a fortune. The boys enjoyed it though

 

Good for you, though. Kids love that kind of shit, and even though it's tedious bollocks for us the kids find it brilliant fun. 

 

Speaking of Halloween, the loon decided he was going to be a Tekashi6ix9ine this year. Aye, I had to look it up inna.... in the name of fuck. What's wrang wi werewolf or zombie? Nah, that's old fashioned shite, da... you old cunt. 

 

On the plus side, tidy 18-30 birds in their slutty Halloween costumes is always a boost at this time of year... so swings and roundabouts. 

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