Pet Hates

[The Boofon]

Didn’t you also say you enjoy watching drag acts? I'm seeing a pattern here.

 

 

I did indeed.

 

Nothing wrong with being comfortably clothed IMO

[maryhilldon]

I did indeed.

 

Nothing wrong with being comfortably clothed IMO

Next you'll be insisting we call you Boofina from now on.

[The Boofon]

Next you'll be insisting we call you Boofina from now on.

 

 

 

Lloretta would be better.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

[maryhilldon]

^ My all time favourite comedy.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Agree with that.

 

How are you supposed to go as Mike Tyson or Barak Obama without blackface? No cunt's going to know who you are.

 

You raise an interesting point. If 50% of the population can’t black up and 50% can’t white up are we all being discriminatory on a racial basis?

 

And what about the chinks?

[Henry]

 

And what about the chinks?

 

Loved Sunny Afternoon

[Henry]

And....? 

 

I dunno man, just seems you feel like there's no middle ground between bringing up one bairn perfectly (as per the Kelt household), and dragging up eight feral bairns on a diet of Pop Tarts and youtube.

[Bluto10]

You raise an interesting point. If 50% of the population can’t black up and 50% can’t white up are we all being discriminatory on a racial basis?

And what about the chinks?

make very good workers

[The Boofon]

Mates stagger in Blackpool, I bought myself an Osama Bin Laden mask and fleece with kittens on

 

Next thing you know there are about ten of us bombing about in Saddam Hussein/OBL masks, sporting cosy kitten fleeces

 

Went on that big rollercoaster while sniffing poppers, also

 

Edit to add - bloody animalz

 

 

Some beauties here.

 

The breathalyser is a cracker.

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10250842/halloween-costumes-inappropriate-bad/

[1903Fitba]

Fireworks.

 

Complete shite.

[Studebaker-90]

Here is one that I didn’t know I had until today. When people stand with an overly wide stance at the urinal. Boy next to me had his legs that wide apart it looked like he was stretching his hamstrings. His shoe was actually encroaching on to mine. Surely a shoulder width stance is sufficient. Absolutely bizarre.

[maryhilldon]

Here is one that I didn’t know I had until today. When people stand with an overly wide stance at the urinal. Boy next to me had his legs that wide apart it looked like he was stretching his hamstrings. His shoe was actually encroaching on to mine. Surely a shoulder width stance is sufficient. Absolutely bizarre.

Should've nudged him when he was full flow. Then glassed him.

[Poodler]

He's maybe suffering from gout

[elephantstone78]

pics uploading site

 

Hahaha white one doesn’t look too happy

[elephantstone78]

pics uploading site

 

Hahaha white one doesn’t look too happy

[Redforever86]

Hahaha white one doesn’t look too happy

Either would you if you had to share your hoose with a...

[Don Fonte]

Either would you if you had to share your hoose with a...

...VCR player?

[Ke1t]

Either would you if you had to share your hoose with a...

 

X-Box 360?

[Ke1t]

Ugo Ehiogu

 

Love the noise I make when I'm fucked on eccies and Jack Daniels and spewing all over myself. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Hamiltons

[Poodler]

Folk that take amateur fitba seriously

[Bluto10]

add all amateur sports to that Poodz

 

training when you’re not a professional

 

 

LOL

[Poodler]

Yeah.

 

The rowdy KC lot in the bar were full of it

 

 

'I once marked Andy MacKaskill out of the game'

 

Horrendous pub chat. Left

[Fridge]

Golf is similiar. I’ll have a hack round if I get a freebie or happen to be near a nice course.

 

But fuck me folk spending hundreds of quid on a new driver or putter and then boasting it’s got their handicap down from 19 to 18.

 

Or balls also, buying certain types, maybe makes a difference if you are playing off two or below but the wankfest to buy the best balls when it will make not one difference to your hook into the trees astounds me.

[maryhilldon]

Turn up still out fae the night afore

 

Bang in a hat-trick/start a melee

 

Back to the boozer

 

Anyway, this cunt.....

 

Aye, he is annoying right enough. Never off the telly, although I'm sure that's nothing to do with him being disabled and black.

[Fridge]

That lassie with nae arm on Cbeebies also, why the fuck are they forcing parents to explain that to their kids.

 

Life is fucking shit, but you don’t need to know that when your 8 year old.

[maryhilldon]

What happened to it?

 

Shark attack?

Amputated after getting stuck in a postbox.

[Fridge]

Still would like

 

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerrie_Burnell

[Bluto10]

Still would like

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerrie_Burnell

lies.

 

you prefer Andy Day, ye big poof

[Fridge]

Interesting turn of events here Blutz, you’ve never referenced having kids on here as far as I am aware, don’t stay in the UK but yet are producing gay kids presenters from kids tv that nobody has ever heard of.

 

Is there something you’re not telling us? At least Boof had the fear of death as an excuse for being in the closet.