Pet Hates

[manboobs109]

Yip because the progeny of the world's most perfect human could only be even more perfecter

[Ke1t]

To much pressure being put on kelts kid. Loses one ninja fight, gets radicalised by his Muslim family members, shoots up a school.

 

Seen it all before.

 

You don't want your kids to grow up to be human vermin, though.. Too many people shit out rats left and right then leave them to go feral, ultimately an anchor on society and the prison system. 

 

Parenting is more than counting ASBOs. 

[Henry]

Lot of folk seem to manage more than one without them becoming savages.

[Ke1t]

Lot of folk seem to manage more than one without them becoming savages.

 

And....? 

[Redforever86]

And....?

 

Today, 10:00 PM

Lot of folk seem to manage more than two without them becoming savages.

[Ke1t]

Today, 10:00 PM

Lot of folk seem to manage more than two without them becoming savages.

 

Yeah, I saw that. I figured there might be more to it than what just seems to be a random thought in respect of no previous argument to the contrary. 

 

Are we just making arbitrary statements now?

 

"Lots of people have kids."

 

Terrific. . 

[Pittodrie_Erupts]

I think the wee kids enjoy it since they get shitloads of free sweeties with only the occasional razor blade embedded in a chocolate bar. 

 

The college age lassies enjoy it because they can dress up like sluts and make out with their mates in sexy lezzie experiments. 

 

Kids my loon's age, 10-15, like it because it's an opportunity to fuck with people. They call it 'Trolling', the kids. Any sweeties he gets he'll throw in the trash because he doesn't eat shit like that. It's more about the socialising. 

 

This year he's decided to go round the doors as Tekashi6ix9ine. Had no idea what a Tekashi6ix9ine was, so I'd to Google it. 

 

So this is him tonight, I suppose. I've still no fucking idea what this is, to be honest. 

 

 

Be as well dressing him as Lee Wallace

[manboobs109]

You still doing this, are you?

 

I imagine your kids are racist shitwits with all the same genetic retardations their father displays right here.

Haha by pointing out your enormous ego I'm displaying my 'retardation' am I.

 

Only a retard can see non existent flaws in Kelt the Mighty

[Redforever86]

Haha by pointing out your enormous ego I'm displaying my 'retardation' am I.

 

Only a retard can see non existent flaws in Kelt the Mighty

Kelt, the genius that needs a 2000 word essay to make one simple point.

[manboobs109]

Kelt, the genius that needs a 2000 word essay to make one simple point.

Careful now. He'll start writing a thesis about how stupid you are and it'll be funny as fuck (to him)

[Ke1t]

* Haha by pointing out your enormous ego I'm displaying my 'retardation' am I.

 

** Only a retard can see non existent flaws in Kelt the Mighty

 

* We've been over all the reasons I consider you to be a borderline imbecile. Are we adding no short term memory to that? 

 

** This is one of the reasons. 

[manboobs109]

* We've been over all the reasons I consider you to be a borderline imbecile. Are we adding no short term memory to that?

 

** This is one of the reasons.

And if Kelt the Mighty (peace be upon him) considers you an imbecile then truly you must be an imbecile. For he has spoken.

[Ke1t]

Kelt, the genius that needs a 2000 word essay to make one simple point.

 

Needs?

[Ke1t]

And if Kelt the Mighty (peace be upon him) considers you an imbecile then truly you must be an imbecile. For he has spoken.

 

You provided the evidence, I simply pointed it out. 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Mind as a kid in the 80's my folks dressed me up as Herr Flick/the Gestapo fae allo allo cos my old man had an old 3/4 length leather jacket which was down to my feet. Hair gelled into a side parting, Michael Jackson hat, john lennon specs, and a big swastika on my sleeve

"where does Hitler hide his armies? Up his sleevies" Went down a fucking storm that year. Probably get put in care these days for that shit.

 

Just to add, my folks weren't Nazis, it was just a laugh.

 

Doubler eh own you AK

[BrianFaePerth]

 

 

Just to add, my folks weren't Nazis,

But you were?

[Simply Red]

But you were?

Yes

[maryhilldon]

Any sweeties he gets he'll throw in the trash because he doesn't eat shit like that.

 

Your kid needs slapped.

[Ke1t]

Your kid needs slapped.

 

Slapped for trying to eat healthier or slapped for wearing a Halloween costume? 

[maryhilldon]

Slapped for trying to eat healthier or slapped for wearing a Halloween costume?

For binning perfectly good confectionery. Give it to a normal kid.

[maryhilldon]

pics uploading site

Your house Mobz?

[Ke1t]

For binning perfectly good confectionery. Give it to a normal kid.

 

I suppose he could send it to Africa where they would appreciate it, etc.

[maryhilldon]

I suppose he could send it to Africa where they would appreciate it, etc.

You not got a sweet tooth?

[Ke1t]

You not got a sweet tooth?

 

Aye, but I don't eat sugar or carbs. 

[maryhilldon]

Aye, but I don't eat sugar or carbs.

Just fruit then?

[Ke1t]

Just fruit then?

 

Not really... just strawberries and grapes, and not many of them. 

 

Are avocados a fruit? 

[maryhilldon]

Not really... just strawberries and grapes, and not many of them.

 

Are avocados a fruit?

Shit huns manager.

[Poodler]

There's going to be lots of young sluts out tonight in outrageous lingerie

 

 

I'm going to be on ecstasy and right in the fucking mood.

 

Personally I think it's a great weekend for the Pervy pic thread

[The Boofon]

Those were hardcore days.

 

1980s, hollowing out a neep with a Teaspoon and having to make your own costume.

 

I vividly remember being Wurzel Gummidge one year, my grandfather's old suit, stuffed with grass, my nose red with lipstick and my dad's steel toe capped workboots that were 10 sizes too big.

 

Felt like the cunt who does the marathon in the diving suit walking about in that get up.

 

.... And there was fuck all middle class about any of it.

 

 

I went to one of my pal's wife's fancy dress party as Aunt Sally. Dress, bonnet, make up the full shebang. The wife went as Worzel. Ironic given I'm Worzel's doppelganger.

 

My pal went as Osama Bin Laden. Party was about a month or so after the Twin Towers were blown up by the CIA.

 

All of us out our nut on ectos as well. 

 

There will be pics somewhere. I'll have a look when I get home for them.

[maryhilldon]

I went to one of my pal's wife's fancy dress party as Aunt Sally. Dress, bonnet, make up the full shebang.

Didn’t you also say you enjoy watching drag acts? I'm seeing a pattern here.