BrianFaePerth Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 7 hours ago, Ke1t said: Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. It's all bad options from thereonin. 1. Tell her you JUST had a wank 2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache 3. Go for it and see what happens. Why was she so horny when she came home? Did her lover not show up? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 13 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Why was she so horny when she came home? Did her lover not show up? The taxi driver couldn't get it up. Was it your old man? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Tennis players dropping to the ground after they win. Just get ower there and shake his hand so he can fuck off out of there. awful sport Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Top celebrating from Medvedev. The ol' "dead fish" celebration. Some boy. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Taxi drivers. Annoying, loud, obnoxious pricks. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 And work for about 4 hours a day and moan that it’s not busy Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Not getting 20 runs to the airport a day anymore at £20. Nae luck. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Poodler said: Pseudo- grief for idiots like Harvey Elliot from fans of other teams. Embarrassing Just saw an interview from after the game, the actual phrase 'thoughts and prayers to his family' came out of a Liverpool players mouth. I thought he only broke his ankle? Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Pseudo- grief for idiots like Harvey Elliot from fans of other teams. Embarrassing 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 25 minutes ago, Poodler said: Pseudo- grief for idiots like Harvey Elliot from fans of other teams. Embarrassing They really need to take a leaf out of our book. Celebrate horrendous misfortune. Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Zoom/teams/MSN messenger meetings. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 48 minutes ago, Poodler said: Pseudo- grief for idiots like Harvey Elliot from fans of other teams. Embarrassing Should've stuck to ballet dancing Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 New age poof fans would have clapped Durrant off the pitch. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 On 9/12/2021 at 1:31 AM, BrianFaePerth said: Why was she so horny when she came home? Did her lover not show up? His loss if he didn't, since she was well up for it. Link to comment
wullfo Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 19 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Taxi drivers. Annoying, loud, obnoxious pricks. ….who can drive to the front of the queue on Auchmill Road and expect everyone to make room as they are “working”. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 19 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Taxi drivers. Annoying, loud, obnoxious pricks. Where’s that StinkyBri searchlight @Sooper-hanz Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Post. What's the fucking point nowadays? Get the post to fuck I say. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 13 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Post. What's the fucking point nowadays? Get the post to fuck I say. ...unless, of course, Moobs you receive a cheque in the post, like I did just now for £4.43?. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 46 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: ...unless, of course, Moobs you receive a cheque in the post, like I did just now for £4.43?. I got one the other week for £36.34, relating to a company I worked for about 5 years ago that'd went bust and bumped me out of a months salary. ? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Fucking cheques! Waken up boys it's 2021 Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Fucking cheques! Waken up boys it's 2021 I didn't send myself the cheque, you dosser. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 32 minutes ago, Parklife said: I got one the other week for £36.34, relating to a coupon I worked for about 5 years that'd went bust and bumped me out of a months salary. ? Fucking cunts they are, Parky min. I understand about them going bust and because of this you get far less than what you have worked for, but even so. It's more than what that facepainter got though, I suppose?. #EveryCloud Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 33 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Fucking cheques! Waken up boys it's 2021 I like a cheque payable to me, Moobs, especially one of the non-bouncing variety?. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Only mail of any interest I receive are the ones sent to me by the christians and the conspiracy theorists. Last one I got was along the lines of, "WHO DO YOU THINK CONTROLS THE WORLD? GOVERNMENT? GOD? ....THE JEEEEEEWS?" That one could have been from either the christians or the conspiracy theorists, to be honest. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Gordon, Gino and Fred. Only ever seen the adverts but fucking hell. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 21 hours ago, Ke1t said: Only mail of any interest I receive are the ones sent to me by the christians and the conspiracy theorists. Last one I got was along the lines of, "WHO DO YOU THINK CONTROLS THE WORLD? GOVERNMENT? GOD? ....THE JEEEEEEWS?" That one could have been from either the christians or the conspiracy theorists, to be honest. Could be Mormons or Jehovah Witnesses?? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Could be Mormons or Jehovah Witnesses?? Just had a look for it... still sitting in the burn pile. Was indeed the Jehova's Witnesses, which as we know is a christian sub-cult. Couple of cool things, first, it points you to some Iron Maiden lyrics, points for figuring that one out. And, if you look at the bottom right hand side of the graphic, there appears to be a couple of casuals having at it, which is relevant. Not sure if the sinister, bearded figure looming over the Earth is supposed to be god or an Old Testament Jew. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Just had a look for it... still sitting in the burn pile. Was indeed the Jehova's Witnesses, which as we know is a christian sub-cult. Couple of cool things, first, it points you to some Iron Maiden lyrics, points for figuring that one out. And, if you look at the bottom right hand side of the graphic, there appears to be a couple of casuals having at it, which is relevant. Not sure if the sinister, bearded figure looming over the Earth is supposed to be god or an Old Testament Jew. Good quote from the Indian Football Factory. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: I worked in a KIngdom Hall a few years back ( just for one day). The head Jehovah was a pleasant enough chap ( talked away about all sorts) until I was leaving then he started trying to give me a couple of books about their beliefs . I politely declined ( and I do mean politely) and the cunt was really offended. Arsehole. Love Star Trek 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 32 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Just had a look for it... still sitting in the burn pile. Was indeed the Jehova's Witnesses, which as we know is a christian sub-cult. Couple of cool things, first, it points you to some Iron Maiden lyrics, points for figuring that one out. And, if you look at the bottom right hand side of the graphic, there appears to be a couple of casuals having at it, which is relevant. Not sure if the sinister, bearded figure looming over the Earth is supposed to be god or an Old Testament Jew. They present some sort of idyllic world and we will all live happily ever after, especially if you engage with them on your doorstep and buy their Watchtower magazines. We live, we die, the hard part is in between. We don't require any outside interference or a God we allegedly have to look up to. We all go alone?. Link to comment
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