Ramandu Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Ke1t said: I don't know if you're trolling or not, but I agree with that anyway. You take minks and put them in a decent area, and they're not going to start acting like normal people... if anything they'll immediately start work on a pile of used car tyres, let their garden go to shit, and generally act like they were still in a minky area where mink behaviour is acceptable. Wall them into their mink areas. This is not speculation, btw... I've had a series of neighbours who rented the adjacent property, and despite them now living in a nice area they take their abject minkery with them. The best neighbours we had were the Syrians, who at least appreciated not living in a war zone. They'd no fucking idea how to deal with a cold climate, but they were brilliant neighbours. They did help themselves to the leaves off my grapevines, though... the scallywags. And they'd no idea how driveways work. Their first encounter with snow was legendary. Absolutely terrified, excited, and confused all at once. What did they do with them? I thought the grapes were the useful bits on a grapevine. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ramandu said: What did they do with them? I thought the grapes were the useful bits on a grapevine. To Westerners the grapes are the whole point of growing grapevines, but Middle Eastern and North African sorts use the leaves to make a thing called Grapeleaf Rolls, or Dolma. Boil the leaves, and use them to wrap rice and seasoned meat, like lamb or beef. Not my bag, but to anyone with Arab genes they're like crack. Fuckers never offered us any, even though they were nicking all the leaves off my vines to make them... and my wife, being full on Arab, loves that shit. They don't understand our ways. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Simply Red said: Obviously never been to Easterhouse at night. Nowhere in abz compares to the schemes in ggow. Theres a reason why yardies and scouse teenagers run the abz drug business, and why they dont go near dundeh/ggow/edin. Bark is worse then their bite, malnourished minks who rely on knives and guns, no match for a NE man. No one gives a fuck about the drug trade here, small time gangsters making fuck all money. I see them kicking about in the 1990 blacked out beemers, fucking bams just waiting for the day to get nicked, no threat to my life. Torry and seaton they're a plenty, wouldn't try it in my manor or local. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 17 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: My point to Dayts was some people would call that mink behaviour. Not me, I enjoy the tales of the ASC stomping on hun faces. I was just making the point to him that he's really quick to call everyone minks etc but to some, he might be a mink. It’s actually a disgrace that the young crew are nae battering the fuck out of Huns Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Inflation. Sat through umpteen lectures about demand pull this and supply push that. Turns out it’s just a bunch of greedy fuck retailers who can punt up prices and an impotent society stupid enough to pay it. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, Roberto said: I think they are soft as fuck. I see some of the up and coming fans these days and a large percentage are just fairies. I had an incident in the city centre not so long ago. Some wee hun came out of a pub giving it big licks about singing rangers songs. I reacted, leave it there (treated how they should be treated) I won't incriminate myself further. I was not in the good books. I'm 35 though, need to grow up. Not a chance they can batter fuck all in skinny jeans, nae socks and flip flops. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 18 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: You think heaps of landlords hire fully qualified sparkies and plumbers? In my experience, they absolutely do fucking not. Certifications for the upkeep and maintenance of a property need to be provided if you are a landlord so registered tradesmen need to be hired. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 There are loads of reasons folk choose to rent over buying rather than simply not being able to pay a mortgage or deposit. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Haha. Not in mine, and many others experience. They rip the piss. Fair do's if that's your experience. You must be renting from an unregistered landlord then? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: It is a real pain in the arse TFS Thankfully my current tenant does not moan (and I’m now unregistered) Actually getting someone to turn up and do a job you hired them for fits nicely in the pet hates thread. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: That’s a pet hate?? Why ? I've maybe worded it incorrectly, SH. I meant being let down by no shows when you have agreed a date and time. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 28 minutes ago, The Buzzard said: I've maybe worded it incorrectly, SH. I meant being let down by no shows when you have agreed a date and time. Without wanting to get back on the landlord story the tenant saying he needs to go out when the tradesmen arrive and won’t let them in is even worse. Happened to me a couple months ago while trying to renew the landlord certs. Was fucking furious. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Come on, you must have enjoyed the wee mascots coming out with the teams Link to comment
Henry Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 31 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Without wanting to get back on the landlord story the tenant saying he needs to go out when the tradesmen arrive and won’t let them in is even worse. Happened to me a couple months ago while trying to renew the landlord certs. Was fucking furious. #firstworldproblems Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 44 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Without wanting to get back on the landlord story the tenant saying he needs to go out when the tradesmen arrive and won’t let them in is even worse. Happened to me a couple months ago while trying to renew the landlord certs. Was fucking furious. Having that exact fucking issue today. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 36 minutes ago, Henry said: #firstworldproblems It sure is H. Bloody infuriating. 24 minutes ago, The Buzzard said: Having that exact fucking issue today. Pretty much fuck all you can do either. I never got charged for the call out. Hope you’re as successful. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Golf. What is the perverted fascination with this "sport" in the North-East of Scotland? Walked into my local boozer inoo and they have fucking golf on instead of the fitba and it's supposedly a fitba pub?. Pointless asking bar staff to turn it over as there is always a sigh or some excuse that they cannot do so. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Boofon said: It sure is H. Bloody infuriating. Pretty much fuck all you can do either. I never got charged for the call out. Hope you’re as successful. Ended up getting the gas guy nailed down for this Wednesday after she said he couldn't get access on Tuesday past. Then trying to get either of them to commit to turning up and allowing access today was a pain in the arse I didn't need first thing today. He's committed to Wednesday but she's moaning that it's her day off. Tough fucking luck, the safety certificate needs done before end of the month. #responsiblelandlord chat @ConsiCanBoogie1903 ? 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Golf. What is the perverted fascination with this "sport" in the North-East of Scotland? Walked into my local boozer inoo and they have fucking golf on instead of the fitba and it's supposedly a fitba pub?. Pointless asking bar staff to turn it over as there is always a sigh or some excuse that they cannot do so. Yeah but the feel of a new golf glove though Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Just now, BrianFaePerth said: Yeah but the feel of a new golf glove though I'll take your word for it min. I take it a new golf glove would set you back over £100 as it is so special, designed for people of elitist social class? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I'll take your word for it min. I take it a new golf glove would set you back over £100 as it is so special, designed for people of elitist social class? Don’t take my word, take the word of Mr A Knight. The fuckin loser. 3 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 53 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Golf. What is the perverted fascination with this "sport" in the North-East of Scotland? Walked into my local boozer inoo and they have fucking golf on instead of the fitba and it's supposedly a fitba pub?. Pointless asking bar staff to turn it over as there is always a sigh or some excuse that they cannot do so. Agreed. a sport for dangerously perverted men. Has there ever been a golfer with a personality? Awful to watch Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 26 minutes ago, Poodler said: Agreed. a sport for dangerously perverted men. Has there ever been a golfer with a personality? Awful to watch the worst part of it, apart from the people, is the associated fashion that comes with the game golf folk are up there with work bores when it comes to conversation and charisma golf \ lol Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Aye the trousers and lindeberg jumpers etc. Soulless Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 51 minutes ago, Poodler said: Agreed. a sport for dangerously perverted men. Has there ever been a golfer with a personality? Awful to watch Absolutely spot on min?. It's a fucking grim watch. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 39 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Leebit rike gorf? Chinese gorf ith hith thpeciality?. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 I’d rim your mother and capitalist pig grandmother. Link to comment
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