YorkDon Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Kids versions of shite tv shows-usually reality tv. Full of nauseating, squeaky voiced kids thinking they are talented or pushed by some horrendous parents looking for a meal ticket. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Captain Caveman said: Don’t let your girlfriend decide what to watch then She was on it Link to comment
Robin Askwith Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 The lesser spotted grown man wearing a replica goalkeeper top in the stands. any man guilty of it, needs their PC history examined immediately. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 The cartoon film Hotel Transylvania started today with a warning. "this movie may have scary scenes and images". Pet Hate...... Human race being bent. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: The cartoon film Hotel Transylvania started today with a warning. "this movie may have scary scenes and images". Pet Hate...... Human race being bent. Only Fools n Horses comes with a warning now. World's gone mad. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 30 minutes ago, Robin Askwith said: The lesser spotted grown man wearing a replica goalkeeper top in the stands. any man guilty of it, needs their PC history examined immediately. He might have had special needs. Whos the cunt now Askwith 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 16 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Only Fools n Horses comes with a warning now. World's gone mad. Who needs this warning....... Thats what i want to know. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 I dont mind the sexual scenes or nudity warnings as it means i can pull my trousers and pants to my ankles. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 Much to the despair of the flight attendants. 6 Link to comment
Robin Askwith Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 41 minutes ago, Simply Red said: He might have had special needs. Whos the cunt now Askwith Aye maybe Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Men of a certain age will recall Channel 4's 'Red Triangle' movies of a weekend, 'warning' us that said movie was going to be * Foreign * Incoherent * Full of wanking material, start to finish Themroc and Montenegro being possibly two of their best efforts.... completely fucking incomprehensible, but as close to porn as you got on the telly back then. The Dildo Tank is as fresh in my memory today as it was all those years ago. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 8 hours ago, Ke1t said: Men of a certain age will recall Channel 4's 'Red Triangle' movies of a weekend, 'warning' us that said movie was going to be * Foreign * Incoherent * Full of wanking material, start to finish Themroc and Montenegro being possibly two of their best efforts.... completely fucking incomprehensible, but as close to porn as you got on the telly back then. The Dildo Tank is as fresh in my memory today as it was all those years ago. Men and motors used to have a good collection of soft core stuff. There was always the television X 10 minute free view as well. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Castaway ( not the fuckin Tom Hanks one) with Amanda Donohoe and her hairy muff was acceptable gratuitous nudity. Link to comment
NEM Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 53 minutes ago, Roberto said: Following on from this... it's now MY fault she didn't put the mattress protector on. Aye fuck off. Do you make a habit of pishing it like? ? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Roberto said: Following on from this... it's now MY fault she didn't put the mattress protector on. Aye fuck off. Grounds for divorce shirley? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Castaway ( not the fuckin Tom Hanks one) with Amanda Donohoe and her hairy muff was acceptable gratuitous nudity. What about Oliver Reed's hirsuteness? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Roberto said: Following on from this... it's now MY fault she didn't put the mattress protector on. Aye fuck off. You could always wear a nappy min. Get ane to match yer face mask ??? Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Clothes/trainer websites where the filters dinna work properly. Come on now Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 7 minutes ago, Zeus said: Clothes/trainer websites where the filters dinna work properly. Come on now Can’t remember the site but there’s one where you can’t open each item in a new tab, so you have to load that item then go back and load the entire page of items again. Absolute pain in the arse. Also wear the size options contain every single variant of shoe and clothing sizes, UK, US, EU, etc etc all separate. Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Add this one. Watching Crocodile Dundee, they've cut the pussy grabbing scenes completely. Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 18 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Can’t remember the site but there’s one where you can’t open each item in a new tab, so you have to load that item then go back and load the entire page of items again. Absolute pain in the arse. Also wear the size options contain every single variant of shoe and clothing sizes, UK, US, EU, etc etc all separate. Hanon? Filters are also dreadful. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 54 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: The absolute wankfest of fans that attends the PDC darts. Treating us to the kolo/yaya song along with scotland get battered joke of a sport attended by pricks Why the fuck you watching it en? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Zeus said: Hanon? Filters are also dreadful. One of a few. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 5 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Just flicking, fucking isolating as Someone in the house has the vid, fuck all wrong with them just cold symptoms Bit weird to be named Someone. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 54 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Just flicking, fucking isolating as Someone in the house has the vid, fuck all wrong with them just cold symptoms Flicking enough to notice all the songs? Dinghy hopper. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 4 hours ago, Jigsaw666 said: Add this one. Watching Crocodile Dundee, they've cut the pussy grabbing scenes completely. Mick didn’t grab any pussy Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Planes Trains and Automobiles was cut to fuck earlier. Fucking great film as well. Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 37 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Mick didn’t grab any pussy He did at the party. In the pub it was a tranny but at the party it was an old thing who looked like a tranny but wasn't. IIRC. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Just now, Jigsaw666 said: He did at the party. In the pub it was a tranny but at the party it was an old thing who looked like a tranny but wasn't. IIRC. Eh stand corrected. She liked it too so no harm done Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 30 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Planes Trains and Automobiles was cut to fuck earlier. Fucking great film as well. What did they cut out? Link to comment
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