manboobs109 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 1 minute ago, cheesepipes said: Ive seen some cunts...... Maybe you wiggum in the big queue pull half out thus now allowing the artful dodgers an opportunity to whizz down the empty lane. Its all part of the games. Im rarely on that road during busy periods. That's happened to me. They can get fined for it. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Carma awaits you queue jumping huns 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Carma awaits you queue jumping huns SR I genuinely got the question in my theory test about what to do and the answer was "use all available road space and merge in turn" so that's what I do. The signs say "Lane closed 800 yards" or whatever so why does everyone effectively close them early by not using the 800 yards? If everyone did it right no one would be able to queue jump. Edit - in the road rage thing I mentioned a bike copper got involved and threatened to fine the guy for blocking me and told me to carry on. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 11 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Carma awaits you queue jumping huns Carma - definition "good or bad luck, viewed as resulting from one's actions in a car" Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Carma - definition "good or bad luck, viewed as resulting from one's actions in a car" Correct. As defined by me. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Correct. As defined by me. Fair enough. It’s a fine line on here. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 The question time audience. why is it always full of absolute buffoons? From the rood rage guy that thought earning £80k doesn’t even put you in the top 50% of earners to the bell-end tonight suggesting establishing a company and buying up all the dinghies to solve the migrant problem “we buy any dinghy .com” Link to comment
Ramandu Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 11 hours ago, chief_wiggum said: Cunts (a lot of them Audi drivers) driving down to the Haudagain roundabout in the lane that's closed off hoping some sucker will let them in at the bottom of the hill as it goes into one lane, I'd let someone in if it was further up where the signs first show the lane is closed but the chancers going all the way to the bottom , need pulled out of their cars and given a swift kick in the knackers! Taxi I was in did that earlier this week. I tutted quietly. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 21 hours ago, manboobs109 said: SR I genuinely got the question in my theory test about what to do and the answer was "use all available road space and merge in turn" so that's what I do. The signs say "Lane closed 800 yards" or whatever so why does everyone effectively close them early by not using the 800 yards? If everyone did it right no one would be able to queue jump. Edit - in the road rage thing I mentioned a bike copper got involved and threatened to fine the guy for blocking me and told me to carry on. Trouble is thats a law written for south of the border (Stonehaven) cunts that are incapable of queueing. 99 times out 100 in the north east just get in the fucking line and dont be a wank about it. There is only a queue in the inside lane precisely because of said jumpers. A variation on this is the new dualler heading north down to the new Forth Crossing where the dual leads on to the bridge. There's a lane goes off to the left takes you up to a roundabout flyover affair if you were cutting off to Linlithgow or some such. Plenty peel off, miraculously missing the entire bridge queue, straight over the roundabout and down the other side back into the bridge traffic. Hunnish behaviour. To be watched. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Yeah much better to ignore the rules of the road and hold everyone up. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 ‘Merge in turn’ - plain English. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 46 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: Trouble is thats a law written for south of the border (Stonehaven) cunts that are incapable of queueing. 99 times out 100 in the north east just get in the fucking line and dont be a wank about it. There is only a queue in the inside lane precisely because of said jumpers. A variation on this is the new dualler heading north down to the new Forth Crossing where the dual leads on to the bridge. There's a lane goes off to the left takes you up to a roundabout flyover affair if you were cutting off to Linlithgow or some such. Plenty peel off, miraculously missing the entire bridge queue, straight over the roundabout and down the other side back into the bridge traffic. Hunnish behaviour. To be watched. When my mate was driving us hame fae Aberdeen Uni to Bod down St Machar drive, he'd skip the queue in the left hand lane, and go right around the round about to turn left skipping the queue. Got us to the pub quicker. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 manboobs is correct here. If every cunt was daft enough to use the one lane only if the other was closing in say 800 yards you’d get nowhere. Cunts should learn how to drive.Of course, you get the boy racer idiots and Audi drivers attempting to break the sound barrier to get ahead of the queue that makes everyone else using both lanes look a cunt. “Where traffic is queuing and moving slowly you should use all available road space in both lanes with drivers at the front of the queues taking it in turns to 'merge in turn' or 'zip merge' as the Americans call it. This can help reduce the overall length of the queue significantly and minimises the risk of disruption at junctions further back up the road.” Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 36 minutes ago, YorkDon said: manboobs is correct here. If every cunt was daft enough to use the one lane only if the other was closing in say 800 yards you’d get nowhere. Cunts should learn how to drive.Of course, you get the boy racer idiots and Audi drivers attempting to break the sound barrier to get ahead of the queue that makes everyone else using both lanes look a cunt. “Where traffic is queuing and moving slowly you should use all available road space in both lanes with drivers at the front of the queues taking it in turns to 'merge in turn' or 'zip merge' as the Americans call it. This can help reduce the overall length of the queue significantly and minimises the risk of disruption at junctions further back up the road.” Exactly this. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 On 12/3/2021 at 6:09 PM, strachanmcgheegoal said: Trouble is thats a law written for south of the border (Stonehaven) cunts that are incapable of queueing. 99 times out 100 in the north east just get in the fucking line and dont be a wank about it. There is only a queue in the inside lane precisely because of said jumpers. A variation on this is the new dualler heading north down to the new Forth Crossing where the dual leads on to the bridge. There's a lane goes off to the left takes you up to a roundabout flyover affair if you were cutting off to Linlithgow or some such. Plenty peel off, miraculously missing the entire bridge queue, straight over the roundabout and down the other side back into the bridge traffic. Hunnish behaviour. To be watched. To be fair that’s a great wee cheat. Roundabout at the South end of North Anderson drive was another snafu before the bypass. Loads of folk in left lane waiting to go straight ahead. Nip down the right lane, right round the roundabout and away you go. The dibble eventually sussed this and used to be there watching for folk doing the 360 but there’s fuck all doing wrong with it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Boofon said: To be fair that’s a great wee cheat. Roundabout at the South end of North Anderson drive was another snafu before the bypass. Loads of folk in left lane waiting to go straight ahead. Nip down the right lane, right round the roundabout and away you go. The dibble eventually sussed this and used to be there watching for folk doing the 360 but there’s fuck all doing wrong with it. It's not a 360, more like a 450 or 540. That right round the roundabout has never occurred to me before. I'm doing it from now on. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 On 12/3/2021 at 9:36 PM, Sooper-hanz said: Not for roadworks though. Where does it say that in the Highway Code @Sooper-hanz? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 31 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: page 36. I’m not checking if you’ve made that up. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, YorkDon said: I’m not checking if you’ve made that up. liar wee bastard ??? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Seems legit… Link to comment
Ramandu Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Seems legit… Nope. The correct procedure is to stay as close to the car in front, turn, make eye contact and grin. A little wave is optional. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Gerry Cinnamon music for complete spastics As much as I go on about oasis, at least they said something. GC is awful. AWFUL 1 Link to comment
Ramandu Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Officious folk in emigration going deliberately slowly when you're in a rush. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Enjoy Wick ya cunt, there’s not a mosque, you can’t get Halal meat and its a fucking shithole in the middle of nowhere. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Poodler said: Gerry Cinnamon music for complete spastics As much as I go on about oasis, at least they said something. GC is awful. AWFUL He's got a good voice. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: He's got a good voice. You might be a good poster but stay in your lane, music ain’t yours Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Poodler said: Gerry Cinnamon music for complete spastics As much as I go on about oasis, at least they said something. GC is awful. AWFUL Hes a belter Link to comment
alscotoz Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 11 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: Hes a belter fucking criminal that song Link to comment
Guest Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 TV shows that become too 'Hollywood' I'm a big fan of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia but the edge seems to have been taken off of it. Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Mask shamers "was in the shop today and 5 people weren't wearing a mask" - bla'up and say it to them directly. Formula 1 and Formula 1 chat - awful Link to comment
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