Bluto10 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 ^^ perky high ds bay rins etc etc Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ke1t said: A family member does that with their dog. Stayed with us for a couple of weeks, and if I'd heard, "Hellooooo my precious" or "There you are, little one" said to that fucking dog in a baby voice one more time I was going to stick a fucking axe through that fucking dog's head. I'm a patient man, but I have been known to boot dogs down a flight of stairs on occasion. It's nae the animal's fault loon. Owners like that should have their lips sealed with sewing thread, without the use of ether. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, Parklife said: New mum: "MAD, this is my 2 month old son, David" MAD: "Fit like Davie boy? Fit ye up to the day, loon?" That's exactly the way I've spoken to both of my nephews since their respective births, although they are born to Aberdeen supporting parents, therefore Davie was never going to be used in the naming of their kids?. Fake bairny accents, I find, fucks up a kid's natural cognitive development. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: It's nae the animal's fault loon. Owners like that should have their lips sealed with sewing thread, without the use of ether. True, but sticking a fucking axe through a fucking person's head brings with it far more legal ramifications than doing the same thing to a fucking dog and chucking it in the bin when no-one's looking then pretending it ran away. Someone opens a trash can and finds a dog with a hatchet in its napper, they're going to go, "Tsk... people are cunts" Open that same trash can and find one of my relations by marriage with an axe in their skull and they're probably calling the cops, and then it's a whole thing. "I reported that axe missing a week ago, officer." 1 Link to comment
johnstrac Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Just from today's trip out with Mrs S, hand driers that have less breath than an asthmatic fatty. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Parklife said: You're the one incapable of getting a cup of tea you like. I shouldn't have had to educate you on a whole manner of subjects but we are where we are. Pet hate. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd hear on Love Island Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 41 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Sounds like the sort of thing you'd hear on Love Island I'll have to take your word for that. Link to comment
redone Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 4 hours ago, manboobs109 said: I've defo done this before but I'm doing it again. The inability of cafes etc to make a fucking decent cup of tea. Just get a decent teabag, let it brew for a few minutes in boiling water, then add a splash of milk. Got a cup of tea today that tasted like dust. They fuck about for 15 minutes making a cup of coffee but 5 mins is too long to brew tea. I'm sure the water that comes out of those stupid machines is tainted as well. Coming from you, I take it that's a euphemism? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 4 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Wee takeaway place in St Andrews. I won't name and shame because they do good grub. It's nippy though, making a decent cup of tea is a dying art. Fair play to you .? Link to comment
johnstrac Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Roberto said: Back to the dinner table (or wherever you are) and wipe it on her to dry yourself and tell her you didn't wash your hands and it's pish. Voila. Well obviously ! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Having this pop up after almost every post i make. Get the message Hanz ffs. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 48 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Shut up you fat cunt. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, Roberto said: You click View Anyways sometimes though... cause there is times you respond to him. Curiosity killed the mongoose. I've never responded to him Berto. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Roberto said: Fair play. I thought you had. As you were. I think I commented once on a post Boof had quoted. He probably took that as some kind of proof. Genuinely this place is much better without his guff. Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/uk-population-by-ethnicity/national-and-regional-populations/population-of-england-and-wales/latest 86% of England and Wales still white. "Mad down souf" Lol Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, CCB III said: https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/uk-population-by-ethnicity/national-and-regional-populations/population-of-england-and-wales/latest 86% of England and Wales still white. "Mad down souf" Lol I was meaning Central London as you well know. Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 18 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I was meaning Central London as you well know. We enjoy the food, the culture, but there can't be too many of em' Who gives a shit? Things change Just try not to be a cunt about it Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 minute ago, CCB III said: We enjoy the food, the culture, but there can't be too many of em' Who gives a shit? Things change Just try not to be a cunt about it It's easy to say that when it's not affecting you. Some of these areas have totally changed, that's undeniable, some people who live there don't particularly like it. Doesn't make them bad people. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: You pm’d folk telling them to block me. From potd to that. ? from shaggin Beth from neighbors to that Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 9 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: from shaggin Beth from neighbors to that Jings you don't believe his nonsense do you Bluts? Don't think I've initiated a pm exchange in my life. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, Roberto said: True? Is it fuck. In fact now I think about it the pathetic wee piece of shit used to PM me slagging off Rocket, going on about his mental health. Absolute fucking arsehole of a man. Link to comment
Joe pike Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 56 minutes ago, CCB III said: https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/uk-population-by-ethnicity/national-and-regional-populations/population-of-england-and-wales/latest 86% of England and Wales still white. "Mad down souf" Lol That figures are from 2011. lol Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Joe pike said: That figures are from 2011. lol How much different will it be now? Bet you no more than 2%. Census was taken last year. Don't expect much if any change considering cunts couldn't leave or enter the country easily for 2 year Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Roberto said: Ask Nigel Farage.... The bloody French citizen! Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Is it fuck. In fact now I think about it the pathetic wee piece of shit used to PM me slagging off Rocket, going on about his mental health. Absolute fucking arsehole of a man. Unflappable, someone said the other day. @Ohjimmyjimmy Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 39 minutes ago, CCB III said: Unflappable, someone said the other day. @Ohjimmyjimmy Aye, if he had wings he’d take off. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 hour ago, CCB III said: How much different will it be now? Bet you no more than 2%. Census was taken last year. Don't expect much if any change considering cunts couldn't leave or enter the country easily for 2 year Are you saying non whites will have only increased by <2%? I’ll take that bet if so Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Poodler said: Are you saying non whites will have only increased by <2%? I’ll take that bet if so No. Decreased Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 12 minutes ago, CCB III said: No. Decreased So the white population will now be 86-87.99%? Personally I think the white percentage will be shrinking although I recognise the census is at the mercy of people being willing to fill it in and return it. Ethnics are too lazy to do it willingly as was i Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 If only 3% of the population are black, how come about 50% of the folk on tv are black? 2 Link to comment
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