Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 59 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Its a fact. First day you sit by the pool and you hear them Hear hear. They're a fucking pest. Vermin. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: When you meet Scottish cunts on holiday and they are amazed that you are also from Scotland. Especially when you are in Scotland at the time Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 It is fucking cringeworthy.you can tell immediately, guaranteed they are Scottish. And they will inevitabley want to befriend you at breakfast. For the love of fuck I’ll have a pint with you later maybe but leave me in peace to nurse my hangover Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 what sort of holidays do you lot go on? Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Haven’t been to a holiday resort in years as I canna cope with seeing Stoke and Barnsley tops all round the pool. Plus the risk of Huns. And lining up for buffet food. Absolute nit Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Simply Red said: Its a fact. First day you sit by the pool and you hear them Sharing a pool LOL Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 The Boof got a pool at his new pad? Hope it’s indoors. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Good on him. A decent climate would make them worthwhile. Link to comment
johnstrac Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 If I see a football shirt on holiday I've booked the wrong place. 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 11 minutes ago, johnstrac said: If I see a football shirt on holiday I've booked the wrong place. If I see a fitba shirt on an adult anywhere, that's nae at or watchin' a game or goin' to or from said game. I'm in the wrong place.?? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Cunts who, in a nearly empty car park, insist not only on parking next to the whip, but do so close that you have to clamber over from the passenger side to get into the drivers seat. 1EKK048 registered in WA is such a cunt. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Cunts who, in a nearly empty car park, insist not only on parking next to the whip, but do so close that you have to clamber over from the passenger side to get into the drivers seat. 1EKK048 registered in WA is such a cunt. Brake fluid need identified ?? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Cunts who, in a nearly empty car park, insist not only on parking next to the whip, but do so close that you have to clamber over from the passenger side to get into the drivers seat. 1EKK048 registered in WA is such a cunt. Parking your own car. LOL 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 25 minutes ago, Roberto said: Show us where YOU book your holidays. Impossible to not see a fitba top. Even locals. Antarctica Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 13 hours ago, johnstrac said: If I see a football shirt on holiday I've booked the wrong place. Have you ever booked the right place? Where is it? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Try hanging yourself up instead. Jokes like. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Captain Caveman said: When you go to hang clothes up and there are no spare hangers ? I feel your pain. I keep thinking 'i should buy some coat hangers '. Then I forget all about it, till it happens again the next time. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 12 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: ‘Double up’ Hassle. You want the jacket underneath so you have to remove two, separate, then put one back. Plus, that causes creases and ye canna see fits fit ? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 12 hours ago, Captain Caveman said: When you go to hang clothes up and there are no spare hangers Throw 25% or more of your clothes in the bin. Problem solved ? 1 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: It's not really 'hassle' though is it? Come on now. Absolute hassle min. Unecessary effort required. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 Fan yer in the chemist pickin' up a prescription and they insist on you tellin' them yer address. Nine times oot o ten there's some theivin' junkie cunt stunnin' there waitin' for their methadone luggin' in. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 48 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Fan yer in the chemist pickin' up a prescription and they insist on you tellin' them yer address. Nine times oot o ten there's some theivin' junkie cunt stunnin' there waitin' for their methadone luggin' in. What’s happened to GB? Not seen him post for a while 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: What’s happened to GB? Not seen him post for a while Is he a theivin' junkie cunt doon my chemist like? If he is he's maybe OD'd. If no, I dinna ken. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 Well, he's nae doon my chemist. Hmmmmm!!! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 15 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Is he a theivin' junkie cunt doon my chemist like? He’s half that statement Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 Constant chat about leccy bills. Some cunt on the wireless there saying £6k a year from January. I'm not convinced the near constant scaremongering does anyone any good. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Zeus said: Evri Don't try phoning their number provided on the internet min. I had an issue about "where the fuck is my parcels" two weeks ago, after an unreasonable delay in their receipt. After listening to a bot for 3 minutes, I was charged £15. Thieving cunts. Thankfully, with a respectful, straight-talking bit of reasoning with a subcontinental at Sky Mobile, the £15 charge was waivered. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: Constant chat about leccy bills. Some cunt on the wireless there saying £6k a year from January. I'm not convinced the near constant scaremongering does anyone any good. Fully agree min. You tend to find the ones that are raising it as an issue voted to leave the EU, without any rationale whatsoever. It's the same with some motorists, grumbling about the cost of fuel whilst leaving on their engines when nipping into a shop. Selfish, hollow cunts. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Fully agree min. You tend to find the ones that are raising it as an issue voted to leave the EU, without any rationale whatsoever. It's the same with some motorists, grumbling about the cost of fuel whilst leaving on their engines when nipping into a shop. Selfish, hollow cunts. I'd like to see your workings on this. Link to comment
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