Beachend Bootboy Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: That sounds like some sort of peado dungeon tbf Nah, it wasn't even a walk in and was part of the scullery. We kept the kiddies in the basement.?? Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Men discussing Butter and Pantry's. What's going on here.? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 15 hours ago, manboobs109 said: I've got a butter dish. It's plastic if that makes any difference. I've got one too. The Douglas Lurpak one. Also got the toast rack and 4 egg cups. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 2 hours ago, The Boofon said: I've got one too. The Douglas Lurpak one. Also got the toast rack and 4 egg cups. Elitist wanker, up against the wall for you when the revolution comes ? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said: Elitist wanker, up against the wall for you when the revolution comes ? Bought them years ago up at an Elgin Boot sale. 20 quid for the lot of memory serves me well. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: See a butter dish would it still sit in the fridge? Depends if it's got butter on it or not. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 17 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: The Mrs would probably think I’m having an affair if I just went out and bought one. She’d more likely think you’d developed a butter fetish than found a woman wanting your two inches Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Butter is in it. I don't. If I did keep it in the fridge I'd take it out of the fridge to use the butter. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 1 minute ago, The Boofon said: I don't. If I did keep it in the fridge I'd take it out of the fridge to use the butter. I climb into the fridge to butter my toast. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Poodler described you as looking like a fat Noel Edmonds with a creepy stare. He said he'd rattle Brian's daughter again though so it's not all doom and gloom in the Brian household. She must be reasonable attractive. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Poodler described you as looking like a fat Noel Edmonds with a creepy stare. Mr Blobby? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: It’s a fine line between nice spreadable butter and rock hard butter. Don't you go slagging me off about my butter Pet Hate only to jump on the butter spreading bandwagon now ? Get your own kitchen pet hate ? Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Poodler described you as looking like a fat Noel Edmonds with a creepy stare. ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Poodler described you as looking like a fat Noel Edmonds with a creepy stare. Frighteningly accurate. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Poodler described you as looking like a fat Noel Edmonds with a creepy stare. No that was his wife 1 Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Not so much a hate but a laugh. Two old dears pensioners in front of me in shop queue yesterday,going on about the cost of heating and food,one said dinna ken how I'll manage. So they getting served and asked if it was Euro Millions night,"Oh good give me 10 for tonight and 10 of them £3 scratch cards...That was over £50 spent on that shite. Aye get her priorities right wifee eh,fuck the heating and eating...Hilarious. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 6 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said: Not so much a hate but a laugh. Two old dears pensioners in front of me in shop queue yesterday,going on about the cost of heating and food,one said dinna ken how I'll manage. So they getting served and asked if it was Euro Millions night,"Oh good give me 10 for tonight and 10 of them £3 scratch cards...That was over £50 spent on that shite. Aye get her priorities right wifee eh,fuck the heating and eating...Hilarious. But if she won the lottery her struggle would be over. It's desperation. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: But if she won the lottery her struggle would be over. It's desperation. Maybe she is using the losing tickets as fuel for her fire Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 39 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Don't see the point in old fucks winning the lottery . 60 should be the cut off That's Buc fucked then.? @Edwin Starr 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 50 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: That's Buc fucked then.? @Edwin Starr Hahaha ? I think there's older poster's on here than me BB.? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Don't see the point in old fucks winning the lottery . 60 should be the cut off Hoi.? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said: Hahaha ? I think there's older poster's on here than me BB.? D'yah think? 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 40 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: D'yah think? Sure of it .? But I can't say who .?? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 11 hours ago, Torry Tosser said: Not so much a hate but a laugh. Two old dears pensioners in front of me in shop queue yesterday,going on about the cost of heating and food,one said dinna ken how I'll manage. So they getting served and asked if it was Euro Millions night,"Oh good give me 10 for tonight and 10 of them £3 scratch cards...That was over £50 spent on that shite. Aye get her priorities right wifee eh,fuck the heating and eating...Hilarious. Pump them both, give them 10 seconds of heat. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Grown men getting excited about footballers deleting their Instagram. Fuck sake. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Grown men getting excited about footballers deleting their Instagram. Fuck sake. How will we wank over his wife? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: How will we wank over his wife? Just imagine her being slimmer and better looking Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 21 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: How will we wank over his wife? 18 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Just imagine her being slimmer and better looking Right, right, I can work with that. 9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: With a cock You've ruined it now. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Imagine her without a cock then. ? I've just flipped her over and fu...funnily enough it started first time and I've drove away. 2 Link to comment
CCB III Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 47 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: With a cock like the Batman signal Oh yes Link to comment
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