Simply Red Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 52 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Have you ever undertaken a Mensa IQ Test, Mick min? The 1% Club reminds me of the test. Ha fuck no. Mensa membership is the hallmark of desperate loner virgins. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 7 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Ha fuck no. Mensa membership is the hallmark of desperate loner virgins. 😄😄 Funnily enough min, I was a loner virgin when I undertook the test in the mid 90s.😄 1 Link to comment
sigh Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 4 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: 😄😄 Funnily enough min, I was a loner virgin when I undertook the test in the mid 90s.😄 Did you get through or did you fail the test? At least your no a virgin anymore Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 43 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Haha @Don Fonte Fuc k off It’s the only reason I can think of. I remember we couldn’t use ‘idiot’ after Dave min stole MT’s then catchphrase 27 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: A bout of Tourettes?🤔 Fucking right Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 54 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Haha @Don Fonte Fuc k off I'm still able to say it. @Bebohas given me a special exemption. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 10 minutes ago, sigh said: Did you get through or did you fail the test? At least your no a virgin anymore I ended up with an IQ of 127, and subsequently ended up no longer being a virgin. What a time to be alive.👍 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 11 minutes ago, DD1903 said: It’s the only reason I can think of. I remember we couldn’t use ‘idiot’ after Dave min stole MT’s then catchphrase Fucking right Ok, Pete. As long as you are fighting fit and healthy, your Tourettes shouldn't be an issue min.👍 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I ended up with an IQ of 127, and subsequently ended up no longer being a virgin. What a time to be alive.👍 Idiot. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 11 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Idiot. Aye OK, Charles Ingram. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Aye OK, Charles Ingram. Never got the joke. Ok then. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 1 minute ago, Redforever86 said: Never got the joke. Ok then. I did get the joke min. My logic, rationality, and powers of deduction are still sharp(ish). Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 37 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I'm still able to say it. @Bebohas given me a special exemption. Fųck off Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 People you encounter whilst out walking your dog, who deliberately stop and wait whilst you approach because their untrained dog refuses to move until its gotten on opportunity to sniff my dogs anus and undercarriage, and thus my dog has to reciprocate. I then have to engage in small talk about the weather and that its rained so much and how good it is to get some sunshine whilst their untrained dog is now trying to jump all over my dog because it's untrained and my dog is not interested in it. That's just this morning, but it's a recurring theme. Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 2 minutes ago, King Street Loon said: People you encounter whilst out walking your dog, who deliberately stop and wait whilst you approach because their untrained dog refuses to move until its gotten on opportunity to sniff my dogs anus and undercarriage, and thus my dog has to reciprocate. I then have to engage in small talk about the weather and that its rained so much and how good it is to get some sunshine whilst their untrained dog is now trying to jump all over my dog because it's untrained and my dog is not interested in it. That's just this morning, but it's a recurring theme. Good shout and I'm no dog owner. See when your out and about and a dig comes bounding over jumping all over the shop, bairn starts screaming...."oh he's just playing" Hud on I'll just come running up to you next time I see you jumping in your coupon making noise, see if that's sound with you. Probably moan about fireworks as well. Vast majority of dog owners are sound btw, let down by a very small minority of beauts. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 You boys tried just shagging the dags? “im just being friendly too” Sends a msg to the owner and dog you aint no joke. Next time you see them the dog will be on a lead guaranteed. Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Probably acceptable in the shire but we're not animals within the city boundaries. Link to comment
dave_min Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 22 hours ago, Simply Red said: Ha fuck no. Mensa membership is the hallmark of desperate loner virgins. Can you PM me the link you used for yours? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 17 minutes ago, dave_min said: Can you PM me the link you used for yours? Zinger Link to comment
Dad Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 manboobs is top poster in this thread by quite a bitty Dinnae let it be said he's a moaning cunt but 🤚 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 10 minutes ago, Dad said: manboobs is top poster in this thread by quite a bitty Dinnae let it be said he's a moaning cunt but 🤚 Only because Hanz keeched his pants and had all his posts deleted. 1 Link to comment
Ando Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Creepy religio Fergals lurking around your driveway after dark depositing their cult mind-control literature under your unsuspecting car windscreen wiper blade. Tantamount to vandalism imo. Enough to make a man "loose" his soul. Link to comment
Dad Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 1 hour ago, Poodler said: But 🤮🤮🤮 I'm going to say it more Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 My car sucks. Whenever I use the cruise control the fucker beeps when a car gets within a certain distance, the cretinous cunt. Like, the whole point is the car adjusts. I don’t need to know it’s adjusting so shut the fuck up Link to comment
Hoofball Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 4 hours ago, Ando said: Creepy religio Fergals lurking around your driveway after dark depositing their cult mind-control literature under your unsuspecting car windscreen wiper blade. Tantamount to vandalism imo. Enough to make a man "loose" his soul. Absolutely monstrosity, use a pair of scissors that are at least sharp and cut a straight bloody line. 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 52 minutes ago, madjockmcferson said: My car sucks. Whenever I use the cruise control the fucker beeps when a car gets within a certain distance, the cretinous cunt. Like, the whole point is the car adjusts. I don’t need to know it’s adjusting so shut the fuck up Humblebrag @Henry Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 30 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Humblebrag @Henry Are things so desperate in the uk that cruise control is considered a luxury? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 3 minutes ago, madjockmcferson said: Are things so desperate in the uk that cruise control is considered a luxury? Yes Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Damn. You don’t have air conditioning or ice from fridges either do you? Man, sad times Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 4 minutes ago, madjockmcferson said: Damn. You don’t have air conditioning or ice from fridges either do you? Man, sad times Dont need ac mate its baltic. 2 Link to comment
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