DeltaRay1903 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 11 minutes ago, Roberto said: Vegans Attention seeking pricks. At least that's what I've heard a lot of other people saying about them. Link to comment
Roberto Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 7 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said: Attention seeking pricks. At least that's what I've heard a lot of other people saying about them. They are. Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 People having business meetings in the cafeteria whilst you are trying to chill. Total cunts. That’s what your office is for Link to comment
sigh Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 When things break - for no good reason rode bike home, put bike in garage for 15 mins whilst I popped into house, back out and cycled off for the evening - 4 miles later chain snapped meaning a 4 mile walk home pushing a useless bike (I survived and wasn’t hurt in the process) 1 Link to comment
Turra red Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 3 minutes ago, sigh said: When things break - for no good reason rode bike home, put bike in garage for 15 mins whilst I popped into house, back out and cycled off for the evening - 4 miles later chain snapped meaning a 4 mile walk home pushing a useless bike (I survived and wasn’t hurt in the process) Use a car Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Got banned from betting with yet another online bookies just because I have the audacity to win/make a profit (now and again). Banned for life by Rhinobet this time around, after winning £45 on Calcutta Dreams in the finale at Wolverhamptlon tonight. Gave honest answers to a questionnaire I received after winning said bet, and the outcome of which was to give me a lifetime ban. Bookies cannot be bookies without punters though. Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Getting banned from betting with yet another online bookies just because I have the audacity to win/make a profit (now and again). Banned for life by Rhinobet this time around, after winning £45 on Calcutta Dreams in the finale at Wolverhamptlon tonight. Gave honest answers to a questionnaire I received after winning said bet, and the outcome of which was to give me a lifetime ban. Bookies cannot be bookies without punters though. This happens to you disturbingly often. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 25 minutes ago, Howard Marks said: This happens to you disturbingly often. Aye yer right there min. That's now 8 bookie bastards I'm banned for life with betting with. The questionnaire I answered tonight asked me "do you borrow or steal to fund your betting?"😄 I don't even beg to fund my betting. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 9 hours ago, DeltaRay1903 said: Attention seeking pricks. At least that's what I've heard a lot of other people saying about them. How do you know who's the vegetarian in a group of strangers, you don't but they will fucking tell you that they are. & They also say vegetarians don't kill anything, well they do, they kill a conversation every time. (Both courtesy of Jimmy Carr) Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Aye yer right there min. That's now 8 bookie bastards I'm banned for life with betting with. The questionnaire I answered tonight asked me "do you borrow or steal to fund your betting?"😄 I don't even beg to fund my betting. Maybe you should lie the next time you get a questionnaire. 2 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 8 hours ago, Parklife said: Maybe you should lie the next time you get a questionnaire. 😄😄, A very good point.👍 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: 😄😄, A very good point.👍 I’ve heard you love sucking on cock? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 31 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: I’ve heard you love sucking on cock? I'm nae into bestiality min. Sucking on poultry isn't my bag. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I'm nae into bestiality min. Sucking on poultry isn't my bag. You went for the lying technique, nice work. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 14 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: You went for the lying technique, nice work. No innuendo meant min.😄 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 On 4/2/2024 at 1:24 AM, Poodler said: Pork chops - the worst of all the meats. It’s all fat n salt. would rather eat tofu ffs Give me a chop over pulled pork any day. The King of wanky meat. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 26 minutes ago, RAZOR said: Give me a chop over pulled pork any day. The King of wanky meat. Has brewdog all over it. another annoying relatively new food trend ‘slaw’ Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Slaw and pulled pork are both decent if done well, just too many places serving shite versions as it was trendy. Pork chops are ace too. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Pork chops benefit massively from getting a good whack with a meat tenderiser 1 Link to comment
Oregon Red Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 4 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Slaw and pulled pork are both decent if done well, just too many places serving shite versions as it was trendy. Pork chops are ace too. Never seen great pulled pork outside The South (Georgia, Alabama, MIss.), even here can't imagine the atrocity it is in Scotland (my first immigrant(illegal) job was in a BBQ joint in rural Georgia) Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 5 minutes ago, Oregon Red said: Never seen great pulled pork outside The South (Georgia, Alabama, MIss.), even here can't imagine the atrocity it is in Scotland (my first immigrant(illegal) job was in a BBQ joint in rural Georgia) There are a few places/food trucks do it decent. Became popular with hipster kind o bbq only places doing it well to begin with. Then near every pub and chain started trying it. 1 Link to comment
Oregon Red Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: There are a few places/food trucks do it decent. Became popular with hipster kind o bbq only places doing it well to begin with. Then near every pub and chain started trying it. Same here in Oregon..but maybe 1 in 20 is OK. Its poor folks food not hipster Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 2 minutes ago, Oregon Red said: Same here in Oregon..but maybe 1 in 20 is OK. Its poor folks food not hipster Probably nearer 1 in 1000 here. Thought it was more black than poor. And the briskets in Texas etc came fae eastern euro butchers originally? Link to comment
Oregon Red Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 4 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Probably nearer 1 in 1000 here. Thought it was more black than poor. And the briskets in Texas etc came fae eastern euro butchers originally? The history is complex. But if you ever visit The South. And in the"boonies" ask around. They will put you right..and then ask for the moonshine Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 The phrase "ripping the pish". Every good north east loon knows its 'ripping/taking the piss" Get this pish nonsense in the bin. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: Pork chops benefit massively from getting a good whack with a meat tenderiser You love giving a bit of meat a good whacking don't you. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 4 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: The phrase "ripping the pish". Every good north east loon knows its 'ripping/taking the piss" Get this pish nonsense in the bin. Pish is weegie talk. Imbeciles like @DD1903 and @maryhilldon no doubt use it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 30 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: The phrase "ripping the pish". Every good north east loon knows its 'ripping/taking the piss" Get this pish nonsense in the bin. Whilst I agree you can go for a pish and things can be a load of pish. Link to comment
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