Pet Hates

[madjockmcferson]

thats fair. 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, madjockmcferson said:

My car sucks.

Sounds great, i want one.

[Roberto]

47 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Sounds great, i want one.

You want to be sucked off by a car?

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, madjockmcferson said:

Damn. You don’t have air conditioning or ice from fridges either do you? Man, sad times 

I'd rather get ice from a freezer.

[DeltaRay1903]

Scottish people who live in American or Australia.

There's something about it seems to turn them into absolute cunts.

[Simply Red]

7 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

Scottish people who live in American or Australia.

There's something about it seems to turn them into absolute cunts.

You mean @BrianFaePerth

 

[Redforever86]

17 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

Scottish people who live in American or Australia.

There's something about it seems to turn them into absolute cunts.

@DaveCormack

[DeltaRay1903]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

@DaveCormack

You'll probably alert him quicker by using his @RedRevolutionalias.

[DeltaRay1903]

11 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

You mean @BrianFaePerth

 

One of the many. 

[madjockmcferson]

1 hour ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

Scottish people who live in American or Australia.

There's something about it seems to turn them into absolute cunts.

What makes you think I wasn’t an absolute cunt before I moved here?

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

You want to be sucked off by a car?

Take what i can get these days. An Austin Princess or Renault Clio maybe, they sound horny.

[Simply Red]

EPL players doing that crossing their arms/touching their shoodirs gesture to the crowd.

WTF is that all about.

Get in the fucking bin.

Beauts.

[madjockmcferson]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

EPL players doing that crossing their arms/touching their shoodirs gesture to the crowd.

WTF is that all about.

Get in the fucking bin.

Beauts.

fixed that for you 

[Simply Red]

6 minutes ago, madjockmcferson said:

fixed that for you 

Amen brosef

[Poodler]

the hands up apologising for scoring against a former team is the worst.

 

if you feel that bad about it then we will just keep your goal bonus then 

 

 

is what id say to the little pooves

[Simply Red]

Grown men making heart shapes with their hands on a football pitch as if its acceptable. 
 

The worlds fucked.

 

 

[maryhilldon]

EPL fitballers are everything that's wrong with modern culture.

[Parklife]

@Bebo

Why can someone have me banned, yet I can't tell them to go fuck themself? 

 

[Bebo]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

@Bebo

Why can someone have me banned, yet I can't tell them to go fuck themself?

If you familiarise yourself with the forum guidelines, being abusive is against the rules.  MT having a single use 24 hour sin bin is just a bit of silly fun. Don't take it seriously.

If you're upset with your AFC chat experience,  I could escalate this to the CEO?

[The Boofon]

26 minutes ago, Bebo said:

If you familiarise yourself with the forum guidelines, being abusive is against the rules.  MT having a single use 24 hour sin bin is just a bit of silly fun. Don't take it seriously.

If you're upset with your AFC chat experience,  I could escalate this to the CEO?

Wait until tomorrow. He's currently serving a 24 hour sin bin.

[manboobs109]

@Parklifedon't let it spoil your holiday.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Sheriff Court Rolls being published inaccurately and wrongly.

A quine I knew is supposed to be up before the beaks in court today, according to the rolls for Peterhead Sheriff Court for 15/04/24. She sadly died at 43 years of age in early March this year.

What happens if she doesn't attend court for her case today? A warrant issued for her arrest?

Deary me.

[Poodler]

You seem to know more about her death than you’re letting on MAD 🧐🧐

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

You seem to know more about her death than you’re letting on MAD 🧐🧐

The poor quine was found dead at a location unknown, Poodler min. I was told by a pal of mine the day after she was found.

Don't know the actual cause of death or the contributing factors which led to her demise.

However, my Mother's pal tried to get the info. about how she died from the quine's Mother whilst on the local town service bus, just a few days after the event. Some folk have no fucking morals or class.

 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Some folk have no fucking morals or class.

 

Tell us about the time you wished death on a pregnant woman.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Tell us about the time you wished death on a pregnant woman.

Once upon a time, there was a girl called Leanne, who was 4 months pregnant and frequently appeared on BBC Scotland as a "football pundit".

Someone posted on a social media platform that they hoped she had a difficult and hazardous labour when the time to give birth to the fully developed foetus inside her womb arose. 

(Cannot remember how the rest of the story went.)

#RetrogradeAmnesia

[Parklife]

6 hours ago, Bebo said:

If you familiarise yourself with the forum guidelines, being abusive is against the rules.  MT having a single use 24 hour sin bin is just a bit of silly fun. Don't take it seriously.

I'm not. I just want to tell him to go fuck himself. 

 

[Bebo]

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'm not. I just want to tell him to go fuck himself. 

 

Send him a PM?  

[For Fecks Sake]

25 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'm not. I just want to tell him to go fuck himself. 

 

^ worth another ban IYAM

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, Bebo said:

Send him a PM?  

PM sent to @Millertime telling him to go fuck himself. 

Thanks for your help.