Pet Hates

[Poodler]

She's aussie, she hates em

in fact they seem to hate everyone that isn't white aussie

i've been down the route of questioning the heritage of her Irish last name but you'll never win against these bloody racists.

so no she hasn't. Wouldn't touch her if she had 

[Fridge]

It is a Fucking joke though, racism is out oforder as is homophobia or any discrimination. But we don’t need it at every fucking football game. You don’t see folk wearing poppies all year round, surely they could just have a day for it.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

It is a Fucking joke though, racism is out oforder as is homophobia or any discrimination. But we don’t need it at every fucking football game. You don’t see folk wearing poppies all year round, surely they could just have a day for it.

Fucking fudge packer.

[Fridge]

10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Fucking fudge packer.

Fuck you poofter

[Poodler]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

How does she like the " you're all descended from criminals ' line?

As much as all the kilt/ skirt stuff we get. 

[Poodler]

Comments on YouTube 

George Harrison would love this, etc

kurt cobain would be proud

shut up you don't speak for them.

the worst/ best comments are always under oasis related videos with people bumming Liam as the best ever etc.

 

 

 

add in; GOAT, Baller on football videos 

[Redforever86]

Moving on from Aussie's being racist, can anyone tell me a non-racist country?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

I'll be doing one in the stands first game back. 

Solidarity. ✊

James Dean was a fine actor.

 

[Fridge]

Who knows quite possibly. 

[BrianFaePerth]

5 hours ago, Poodler said:

She's aussie, she hates em

in fact they seem to hate everyone that isn't white aussie

i've been down the route of questioning the heritage of her Irish last name but you'll never win against these bloody racists.

so no she hasn't. Wouldn't touch her if she had 

How does she feel about the likes of me who have come to make great benefit the country of Australasia?

[Simply Red]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

How does she feel about the likes of me who have come to make great benefit the country of Australasia?

White pom nigger.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

21 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

How does she feel about the likes of me who have come to make great benefit the country of Australasia?

Whiteneck

[muttonhumper]

On 12/9/2020 at 9:00 PM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

James Dean was a fine actor.

Careless driver.

[maryhilldon]

21 minutes ago, muttonhumper said:

Careless driver.

George Michael classic. 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

and Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.

 

Name the song pop pickers

Sandals in the Bin.

a tribute to the Ex-Aberdeen mercurial Moroccan 

[For Fecks Sake]

Going out for a meal but having to leave the restaurant at 8pm. Fucking pathetic state of affairs.

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Going out for a meal but having to leave the restaurant at 8pm. Fucking pathetic state of affairs.

Aye, like it makes a fucking difference. Imagine looking back at this nonsense in 20 years. 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Going out for a meal but having to leave the restaurant at 8pm. Fucking pathetic state of affairs.

Mega LOL

[The Boofon]

15 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Sandals in the Bin.

a tribute to the Ex-Aberdeen mercurial Moroccan 

Hahaha. 

[manboobs109]

Those fucking 'monoliths' that a springing up. What a bunch of witless, copycat cunts. 

[Fridge]

Ridiculous requests when you go out to eat with somebody. Can I get the scampi and chips but potatoes rather than chips.

Would you make sure there is no gravy on my Sunday roast.

Fuck off just order something else then.

[Bluto10]

worse are fussy eaters

 

[Fridge]

23 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Like Haggis, Neeps and Chips 

Can I get Haggis neeps and tatties without the haggis.

Plus you can guarantee the chef is thinking who the fuck is this idiot and wanking into your food as soon as you produce that shit.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Add...can you tell me where your soy sauce is sourced.

[Guest milne_afc]

Beans on toast but peas instead of beans, please.

[manboobs109]

"can you tell me your gluten free options please" Gluten free dangleberries sprinkled all over you meal for sure. 

[manboobs109]

I went out with a bird for about a year that was a pain in the cunt when going for a meal. Gluten free, no dairy, nut allergy, the fucking lot. When she was pished though she'd fucking tear into pizzas and kebabs and that. Used to fucking drive me daft. 

She was tidy as fuck though, unbelievably out my league, so I'd put up with all manner of shit. 

[Simply Red]

My missus is gluten/dairy intolerant. Absolute pain in the balls eating out. Especially abroad. 

My ex when eating out was a contrary wee cunt and would always want something changed. (Haggis/neaps/asparagus) Even if something wasnt on the menu she would ask for it. Always sending stuff back to the kitchen. Always order loads of sides with no intention of eating them. Would always order a soft drink and a wine so she had 2x drinks. A fucking high maintenance balloon. Tidy tho. 

[Guest milne_afc]

I was out out with a couple related to my missus, a right pair of pricks. The male enquired as to the origin of the black pudding in his desired starter, it wasn’t from Stornaway and therefore he had nothing. No starter, no main. Incredible.

[Simply Red]

^bizarre. Was he skulling mucho pints instead? Maybe a tight cunt?