Todays Bet

[Don Fonte]

Bale just announced out of squad after late fitness test ?

[maryhilldon]

£5 free bet on PP.  Man City to win and BTTS.  2/1

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Bale alas benched - switched to a GOAT: 

 

G -Jesus

O - Kane 

A - Foden 

T - Dias

Lovely goat, lovely pose for the camera.

[Don Fonte]

35 minutes ago, Dad said:

Jesus off the bench by fuck 

 

My nails are being bitten

You jinxing old cunt. Backing Aberdeen to do well today.

[maryhilldon]

14 minutes ago, Dad said:

Great news - thought Id picked another flop there with the aforementioned GOAT - owing to Jesus not getting on the park; null and fucking void

Off the fucking page ?

 

So to night - a terrific selection to opt from if you ask me, and henceforth a sure fire absolute stonewaller:

Brentford (obviously)

AFC Wimbledon (mind them winning the cup over liverpool - thats the fucking stuff)

Charlton Athletic (Nigel Adkins is a proper proper hero - wins all the way to the playoff final from hereon in by fuck - terrific)

Torquay United (Top of the table and on fire - bonjour promotion)

 

See you at the bank with the briefcase full of bangers probably ?

 

Hoo mama

 

Utter shambles.  Probably. 

[Ten Caat]

Brentford............probably Jonah'd by the prick above but was already chosen

Real Madrid........sort them Laaaandaaan gloryhunters out good and proper

Sunderland........the stream of shite form has to end sometime. Tonight would be a good place to start.

 

Advise everybody stays away from the vicinity of every bank in Scotland tonight. Clearly the pipe smoking old pervert is planning a heist tonight to mitigate his massive losses. If you are within 100 yards of his chosen target you will be implicated by association on here. 

 

Jesus fucking Christmastime

[Don Fonte]

32 minutes ago, Dad said:

Great news - thought Id picked another flop there with the aforementioned GOAT - owing to Jesus not getting on the park; null and fucking void

Off the fucking page ?

 

So to night - a terrific selection to opt from if you ask me, and henceforth a sure fire absolute stonewaller:

Brentford (obviously)

AFC Wimbledon (mind them winning the cup over liverpool - thats the fucking stuff)

Charlton Athletic (Nigel Adkins is a proper proper hero - wins all the way to the playoff final from hereon in by fuck - terrific)

Torquay United (Top of the table and on fire - bonjour promotion)

 

See you at the bank with the briefcase full of bangers probably ?

 

Hoo mama

 

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, Dad said:

Oh I don't really know he says ^ 

 

Aye you do you wee arsehole

What you mean old boy?

[The Cockney Don]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

Didn't Les Dennis do a Rita from Corrie? 

 

I must be thinking of Bobby davro

He did a Mavis.

[The Cockney Don]

I did a Rita in Blackpool, and an Alan Bradley.

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

There he is ? 

Cheers cockney son ?

 

See Don - I win

I've got no idea what you're gibbering about. Are you drunk?

[Ten Caat]

Mavis Wilton's catchphrase........"I dooooooon't reaaaalllly knowwww"

 

[Don Fonte]

Was more thinking...

[Ten Caat]

Rochdale take the lead v Wimbledon

Ah no....

[Ten Caat]

And a big old double whammy of Sunderland and Real Madrid almost simultaneously going behind.

Useless mackem and dago pricks

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

And a big old double whammy of Sunderland and Real Madrid almost simultaneously going behind.

Useless mackem and dago pricks

They're 2 of my 3 picks tonight,  also took Brentford.  Couldn't pick my nose lately. 

[Ten Caat]

Pops is back in the game as Wimbledon equalise v Rochdale. Although I've no idea how his lower league nonsense is faring

[Ten Caat]

And he's instantly out of it again as Crewe get an equaliser

[Ten Caat]

Madrid equalise

Get your fingers out Sunderland

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

Ah no

Winning?

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

Ended 2 wins 2 draws 

The injury time goals were fucking flying in 

 

Hoo mama

So you lost?

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, Dad said:

Hence the ah no 

 

Prick

I hope you bathe in Manboobs sweat from under his breasts.

Cunt.

[Don Fonte]

15 minutes ago, Dad said:

Whatever cunt face 

 

Anyhow - that's DWT in stone...and I tell you Don son - it is a fucking good one 

 

Hoo mama

Odds?

[Ten Caat]

30/1 it is then

Quite the coincidence as there will be 30 punters from here all queuing up to use your face as a football if this one goes tits up

No pressure

[The Cockney Don]

Sheff Wed (over 0.5 goals)

Brighton v Leeds (under 3.5 goals)

Oxford Utd (win)

Cove R (win or draw)

Stuart Bingham (win) in play.

13/2.

[Guest]

Matches at Rotherham, Burton, Peterborough and Rochdale.

Perm as four £10 over 2.5 goal trebles = £40 staked.

[Ten Caat]

You best calm down

[Ten Caat]

It's a fucking shambles and I've only checked the first 2 scores

Which incidentally makes the DWT a shambles into the bargain

Big 45 minutes coming up for your chances of keeping that thread in business

[Dons79]

 

strange prices for olympiakos especially, dinamo zagreb priced higher than normal and Vojvodina priced high,braga and sporting should be  a given, both the Croats and the Greeks have ridiculous goals for and the Serbs have been playing well of late.

[Ten Caat]

Those are DWT-esque odds........close on 46/1

I wish you well but the bookies rarely get their pricing wrong. 

 

Ah no