Chewie37 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Wider Man and His Amazing Friends......Bluto and his crew get up to superhero high jinks (in fact they’re just drunk throwing each other’s shoes in the canal) sponsored by Paul Smith Clearance 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Just Piss League.........as above, but after 7.30pm Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Britanian and the Musty Hounds.......olfactory fun with some smelly cunts Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 The Sick Maryhill Doll finds ever more elaborate ways to claim benefits and avoid gainful employment. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Casual Tee........Dayts does a fashion show with some funcy t-shirts. Also video footage of other teams crews after being smashed by Aberdeen Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 The Sick Maryhill Doll finds ever more elaborate ways to claim benefits and avoid gainful employment.It's a fuckin minefield. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Glove Island Parklife shocks and offends hatters after admitting he wears gloves to administer diesel. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 George Clarke’s amazing faces Channel 4 television host develops a severe psychosis. Watch as he goes around his local neighbourhood with a box cutter slicing off the faces of his victims and putting them on to mannequins he uses for his architectural seminars. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Glass the Midwife.......a slightly darker take on the recent barmaid glassing trend Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Glove Island Parklife shocks and offends hatters after admitting he wears gloves to administer diesel.Ha ha. Wouldn't be much of a shock tbf Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Wacagay Timmy Mallet goes about with an actual mallet battering fuck out of non sock wearing poofs Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Take me out. Neil Lennon makes his best efforts at striking up a rapport with the Scottish football public. Link to comment
eeps Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Strange Hill Arabian Knight and Bluto move into a big tent on Broadford hill to start a new religion. They try to recruit new adherents at Aberdeen home games based on their philosophy of free homosexual love. 1 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 George Clarke’s amazing faces Channel 4 television host develops a severe psychosis. Watch as he goes around his local neighbourhood with a box cutter slicing off the faces of his victims and putting them on to mannequins he uses for his architectural seminars.Missed this earlier. Laughing like fuck when reading this. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Darkpol Follow the relationship of Nicole Brown Simpson and OJ before Ron Goldman spoiled it all. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Strange HillArabian Knight and Bluto move into a big tent on Broadford hill to start a new religion. They try to recruit new adherents at Aberdeen home games based on their philosophy of free homosexual love.And the shagging of dogs Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Breaking Dad Documentary about Dad getting interrogated about why he is driving about in a van full of homemade class A drugs and parking outside schools. Link to comment
Mr blackie Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 spoogebob squarepants spoogebob aka (roberto) goes around all the local westhill/kingswells pubs ejaculating all over the toilet flushers 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 You doing the soundtrack? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Prefer ArbroathCullen Skink is a better soup. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Good one Judge Jules Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 "Celebrity Tin Opening" Brian Blessed,H from Steps,The Krankies andAnne Widdecombe sit round a kitchen table discussing the latest tin openers on the market.In the first episode Brian Blessed reminisces over the time he cut the top of of his finger off opening a tin of Kattomeat in his bedsit in Islington when he was a young actor. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 "Celebrity Tim Opening" Rod Stewart and Dominik Diamond are disembowelled live on telly, with the various internal body parts thrown against white walls for a Jackson Pollock vibe. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Utility rim opening mrs Bloots wakes the BMG up and kicks him out to go to work Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Through The Pee Hole..... City Centre stalks the owners of houses near the Kingsford building site Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 This Mourning Philip Schofield and Holly present live coverage of Ricksen’s funeral. Massive screens up at pittodrie and Union Square. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Who do you think you are? The Sultans/PG assess wannabe applicants into the inner sanctum. Link to comment
ddia Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Cry Boy Cry: Episode 1 It was an idyllic upbringing. Yummy Mummy was happy in homemaker role, regular exercise kept the shape perfect, her love tunnel kept immaculately manicured: soft and fragrant. Daddy was a gentle man, a good provider. The young lad had no idea of the catastrophe looming over the horizon. Daddy possessed the Demon within.. Then it happened. Daddy's Gone. He could no longer suppress his true feelings and keep up the pretence. He was a Bum Boy plain and simple. Away he skedaddled off to the south of England to escape the claustrophobic shame and embarrassment associated with such activities in parochial Aberdeen suburbia. Brighton to be precise where anal penetration is not only the norm, but also encouraged. Yummy was distraught, devastated, a broken woman life in tatters. Kids to think of though, life must go on. Extended family rallied round, willing to help emotionally and with finances. The young lad struggled with the cognitive acceptance of the situation. School became a battleground as he lashed out daily as the endless taunts from his peer group. He wasn't a fighter though and soon realised the best form of defence was to adopt a front: laugh it off despite the inner turmoil. Keep his head down and apply himself to his school work. What he did possess was Yummy's good genes, he was a looker, no mistake. Girls were drawn to him all through his teen years and into his twenties. It didn't feel right though, he found himself masturbating profusely despite no shortage of female attention. His completed his education and started on a reputable career path. Yummy was so proud, her little Man was an achiever. Working unsociable hours in a stressful position coupled with the confused thoughts, he found solace in alcohol and recreational drugs.His friends began to drift away to start their own families, career moves elsewhere, etc...natural progression, but he felt increasingly alone. Female friends became fewer as he became chubbier and his growing obsession with anal penetration became quite disturbing to them. He didn't know which way to turn for companionship, so he joined an online football forum.... Episode 2 to follow.... Link to comment
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