Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Breaking MAD

Popular afc-chat participant @Matt Armstrong's Dog has his patience tested by facts and opinions delivered from his nemesis @Parklife

Features frequent nudity and bad language.

😄😄.

The programme would have to be tranmitted after the watershed though min.👍😄

[don corleone]

Junior kicks tart, a show in which Junior Hoilett goes around kicking prostitutes.

[jamiesd]

Hearts team of the decade.

[The Boofon]

Tipping Pint.

 

Hutch goes mental and starts throwing windmills after a minor altercation in a local boozer.

[BrianFaePerth]

Come Whine With Me

 

MAD recollects the many injustices he’s faced in life 

[Subterranean Homesick Roos]

Come Brine With Me 

Follow the trials and tribulations of the workers at a hot dog potting factory (Drama) 

[BrianFaePerth]

Come Fine With Me

 

Watch manboobs get verbally abused by the drivers of Dundee 

[don corleone]

The baby club, a show in which Giovanna fletcher lures unsuspecting parents and their babies to her studio with the promise of songs, games and stories then clubs the babies to death as the parents look on in horror.

 

 

[don corleone]

Celebrity big brother, a camera crew follow a day in the life of an until now, unknown elder brother of a famous celebrity.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Richard and Susanna: After the Watershed.

Two adulterers engage in rampant sex, whilst relentlessly and vociferously quizzing politicians with use of questions they already asked yesterday (and the day before, etc.). 

The usages of sexual fornication is used simply to make their interviews seem more entertaining to their adoring viewers, allegedly. 

 

[RedArmyFakshun]

Into The Mystic

Van Morrison is gang-raped while attempting to justify the dodgy lyrics in Cyprus Avenue

[elephantstone78]

Sluts. 
a fly on the wall documentary about promiscuous people. 
Spinoffs include old sluts, young sluts and the greediest bunch of them all bi sluts. 

[Bluto10]

get shorty

prominent afc chat late night poster travels up north and cuts a swathe of bloody revenge through the seedy underbelly of alness

[Simply Red]

4 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

get shorty

prominent afc chat late night poster travels up north and cuts a swathe of bloody revenge through the seedy underbelly of alness

Good one

[Subterranean Homesick Roos]

1 hour ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

Into The Mystic

Van Morrison is gang-raped while attempting to justify the dodgy lyrics in Cyprus Avenue

Still my favorite Viz letter 

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

get shorty

prominent afc chat late night poster travels up north and cuts a swathe of bloody revenge through the seedy underbelly of alness

I like it.  In Get Shorty 2 i visit the Netherlands.

[DD1903]

12 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Come Fine With Me

 

Watch manboobs get verbally abused by the drivers of Dundee 

I see an issue there

[Hoofball]

Deal or no deal.
Follow moobs as he decides whether to take or refuse bribes offered to him by members of the public in exchange for not issuing a parking fine  

 

[maryhilldon]

Half Casteaway. A group of mixed race contestants try to survive on a desert island.

[Torry Tosser]

Play For Today.

"Born Jewish and kept our foreskins".

Starring Rabbi Ethan Goldman as Poodler.

Elijah Cohen as Maryhilldon.

[Poodler]

Ogglebox

 

lucky football forum users win the chance to oggle Torry Tossers’ daughters box before she is sold off for the Zionist cause. 
 

Torry Tosser is in the competition aswell (and has to hide his excitement)