amancalledbuck Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Come Shine With Me - a group of nosey buggers go to each other's houses and comment on how shiny things are. Link to comment
Nespa Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Celebrity Running Man taken from the game show from the film instead of criminals its famous people that are annoying and pretty much talent less. espisode one Louis Spence, Jordon, Tommy Sheridan, Kyle Lafferty, that bird fae Big Brother wae the c0ck and H from Steps fight against Domino and Buzz Saw to the death to win a career. Its time to start rrrruuuunnnnniiinnnggggg!! Link to comment
Guest ingers83 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Hide the gerbil Quite a simple idea really, six naked guests and 1 gerbil Contestants have to find the gerbil to win a few quid. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 May, the Best house wins. James May visits 4 properties including the home of ex alive now dead alcoholic footballer George Best and washed up lunatic Adam Ant. James doesn't approve of alcohol so he votes for Adam Ant to win the prize and is Adam Ant it shouldn't go to George. RIchard Hammond intervenes and awards it to the dead booze merchant. Link to comment
Leightons_Missing_Teeth Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Leith Hall Weapon- The Aberdeenshire country estate goes into the production of WMD's as the People of Aberdonia rebel against the establishment in this 6 part thriller. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Di Hard The People's princess is dug up in Time Team to see if she has decomposed. Turns out she's still stiff as a board. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Ollie's Big Night Out a twenty hour bender with hellraiser ollie reed. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Top Queer Julian Clary, Michael Barrymore and Lord Mandelson race round the track in various poofy cars such as the Mini Cooper and and Audi TT to decide which is better. Link to comment
thebladder Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Top Queer Julian Clary, Michael Barrymore and Lord Mandelson race round the track in various poofy cars such as the Mini Cooper and and Audi TT to decide which is better. Barrymore would definately be up for that. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 David Dickinson's real feel. Antique expert and ladies man DD has a look of the general publics antiques while having a sly stroke of their paps.Will they accept this sexual advance or will they decide to go to the auction for a quick knock on the gavel. Link to comment
Site Sponsor RTYD Posted January 26, 2011 Site Sponsor Share Posted January 26, 2011 The end of an eraA historical documentary which follows the rise and fall of the so called Glasgow Giants Rangers and Celtic, two clubs which went the way of Third Lanark, the difference being that they are not fondly remembered. I'll be presenting it. Link to comment
Crossbow Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 The end of an eraA historical documentary which follows the rise and fall of the so called Glasgow Giants Rangers and Celtic, two clubs which went the way of Third Lanark, the difference being that they are not fondly remembered. I'll be presenting it. On a similar theme Lazarus of the North A tale in 4 parts - each covering 10 years of glory A documentary on the remarkable success built by Craig Brown and Archie Knox and continued by their successors. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Through the Richard Keys-Hole Fly on the wall documentary following the now ex-Sky Sports anchorman as he goes for a routine colon examination. Andy Gray's Anatomy The same camera is shoved up sexist lothario Andy Gray's rectum and his insides shown to a live TV audience. We don't get to see his cock though as he's already had that flaunted in the studio. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 presently it's difficult to find a tv programme that doesn't involve: 1 - A panel of judges, judging anything from singing, dancing and acting to cooking and.....PLUMBING! ffs2 - Following some zz list wannabe / fallen "celebrity" around shopping, touring etc3 - Someone who thinks they can come into peoples lives and tell them how to live, such as looking after your house, your pets, your kids and what you eat! Wouldn't mind seeing a Big Brother style programme with Lois Spence (sp?), Katie Price, Kerry Katona, Peter Andre amongst others. They get put into a house for 6 weeks, and every week one of them gets executed! The winner gets to live in a cave for the rest of his/her life. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 TUPpence Worth Join yer favourite poster Tup as he finds out why fowk dinna give a tuppence worth (geddit) about his opinions. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 River Cottaging Down by the Bridge of Don public conveniences, Tup and Byen hover about waiting for the right men to come along for a bit of bum fun in the bogs. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 Ant and Dec's Saturday Night In - the popular Geordie duo decide to stay in and watch a DVD, unaware that the whole country is tuned in to their hilarious shenanigans via a discrete camera on top of the cd rack. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Holmes under the hammer Tom Cruise's wife in bed with loveable Song master MC Hammer. He'll be smashing her and hanging out the back of her. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 A Plaice in The Sun FIshy friend Hugh Fernly Whittingstall takes his fish fight to the tabloids with The Sun being the first to find some dead fish posted to themto see the reaction. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Holmes under the hammer Tom Cruise's wife in bed with loveable Song master MC Hammer. He'll be smashing her and hanging out the back of her. Episode 2 featuring Eamonn Holmes Link to comment
Foster14 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Bargain c**t Tim fits his face or David Dickinson present the show as various managers along with now shamed football expert Andy Gray go to auction to buy Rangers players who have just gone in to administration... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Episode 2 featuring Eamonn Holmes No he's currently signed up to do the follow up on Discovery Shed, Holmes on Holmes. Eamonn goes where MC has been and takes sloppy seconds. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 How clean is your mouse? Kim and Aggie inspect skirting boards and let the hosts know how clean their mice are. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Take Me Out Various distinctly average looking birds are killed by a lethal marksman. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Aryan Nation Street American white supremacists take their battle to the UK by knocking over some tins of soup in Dev's corner shop. He is not happy, watch the carnage ensue... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Aryan Nation Street American white supremacists take their battle to the UK by knocking over some tins of soup in Dev's corner shop. He is not happy, watch the carnage ensue... Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Aryan Nation Street American white supremacists take their battle to the UK by knocking over some tins of soup in Dev's corner shop. He is not happy, watch the carnage ensue... :hysterical: :hysterical: Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Louis Theroux's Wired Weekends Louis goes out with The GLA on Friday night and doesn't surface until Tuesday. Fly on the wall documentary covering the goings on in the Queen Vic toilets with all manner of things being snorted and swallowed. Link to comment
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