Studebaker-90 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Dirty Derek in Africa Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Cry Boy Cry: Episode 1 It was an idyllic upbringing. Yummy Mummy was happy in homemaker role, regular exercise kept the shape perfect, her love tunnel kept immaculately manicured: soft and fragrant. Daddy was a gentle man, a good provider. The young lad had no idea of the catastrophe looming over the horizon. Daddy possessed the Demon within.. Then it happened. Daddy's Gone. He could no longer suppress his true feelings and keep up the pretence. He was a Bum Boy plain and simple. Away he skedaddled off to the south of England to escape the claustrophobic shame and embarrassment associated with such activities in parochial Aberdeen suburbia. Brighton to be precise where anal penetration is not only the norm, but also encouraged. Yummy was distraught, devastated, a broken woman life in tatters. Kids to think of though, life must go on. Extended family rallied round, willing to help emotionally and with finances. The young lad struggled with the cognitive acceptance of the situation. School became a battleground as he lashed out daily as the endless taunts from his peer group. He wasn't a fighter though and soon realised the best form of defence was to adopt a front: laugh it off despite the inner turmoil. Keep his head down and apply himself to his school work. What he did possess was Yummy's good genes, he was a looker, no mistake. Girls were drawn to him all through his teen years and into his twenties. It didn't feel right though, he found himself masturbating profusely despite no shortage of female attention. His completed his education and started on a reputable career path. Yummy was so proud, her little Man was an achiever. Working unsociable hours in a stressful position coupled with the confused thoughts, he found solace in alcohol and recreational drugs.His friends began to drift away to start their own families, career moves elsewhere, etc...natural progression, but he felt increasingly alone. Female friends became fewer as he became chubbier and his growing obsession with anal penetration became quite disturbing to them. He didn't know which way to turn for companionship, so he joined an online football forum.... Episode 2 to follow....Well at least MT hasn't broken his vow... Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Cry Boy Cry: Episode 1 It was an idyllic upbringing. Yummy Mummy was happy in homemaker role, regular exercise kept the shape perfect, her love tunnel kept immaculately manicured: soft and fragrant. Daddy was a gentle man, a good provider. The young lad had no idea of the catastrophe looming over the horizon. Daddy possessed the Demon within.. Then it happened. Daddy's Gone. He could no longer suppress his true feelings and keep up the pretence. He was a Bum Boy plain and simple. Away he skedaddled off to the south of England to escape the claustrophobic shame and embarrassment associated with such activities in parochial Aberdeen suburbia. Brighton to be precise where anal penetration is not only the norm, but also encouraged. Yummy was distraught, devastated, a broken woman life in tatters. Kids to think of though, life must go on. Extended family rallied round, willing to help emotionally and with finances. The young lad struggled with the cognitive acceptance of the situation. School became a battleground as he lashed out daily as the endless taunts from his peer group. He wasn't a fighter though and soon realised the best form of defence was to adopt a front: laugh it off despite the inner turmoil. Keep his head down and apply himself to his school work. What he did possess was Yummy's good genes, he was a looker, no mistake. Girls were drawn to him all through his teen years and into his twenties. It didn't feel right though, he found himself masturbating profusely despite no shortage of female attention. His completed his education and started on a reputable career path. Yummy was so proud, her little Man was an achiever. Working unsociable hours in a stressful position coupled with the confused thoughts, he found solace in alcohol and recreational drugs.His friends began to drift away to start their own families, career moves elsewhere, etc...natural progression, but he felt increasingly alone. Female friends became fewer as he became chubbier and his growing obsession with anal penetration became quite disturbing to them. He didn't know which way to turn for companionship, so he joined an online football forum.... Episode 2 to follow....Subtle Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 MTV (s) Miss the village seagull Camera’s following around whoever that was with spouting utter pish but still amusing. Also bring back Thrush. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Well at least MT hasn't broken his vow...yer nae kiddin..e disna hae that in ez locker.. hink a few cunts owe the jaw a boax eh roses Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 yer nae kiddin..e disna hae that in ez locker.. hink a few cunts owe the jaw a boax eh rosesAK, you never explained why you were at St Leonard's the ither day. Thought you were a dundonian? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 easy columbo.. thu fir the ladyboys eh bankok.. goat access tae a safe hoose up that wiy next tae the cop shoap..cunt wis gittin oot the cells thit wis meant tae b hae chibbd meh brithers pal .. went up fir a coupla belgians.. thir nae cunt mare dundee thin masel.. back up whitfield the morra thank fuck 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Less lady boys, mare richtin Link to comment
the_shrimp Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Aiberdeen Mannie from Instagram should get his own TV show. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Cry Boy Cry: Episode 1 It was an idyllic upbringing. Yummy Mummy was happy in homemaker role, regular exercise kept the shape perfect, her love tunnel kept immaculately manicured: soft and fragrant. Daddy was a gentle man, a good provider. The young lad had no idea of the catastrophe looming over the horizon. Daddy possessed the Demon within.. Then it happened. Daddy's Gone. He could no longer suppress his true feelings and keep up the pretence. He was a Bum Boy plain and simple. Away he skedaddled off to the south of England to escape the claustrophobic shame and embarrassment associated with such activities in parochial Aberdeen suburbia. Brighton to be precise where anal penetration is not only the norm, but also encouraged. Yummy was distraught, devastated, a broken woman life in tatters. Kids to think of though, life must go on. Extended family rallied round, willing to help emotionally and with finances. The young lad struggled with the cognitive acceptance of the situation. School became a battleground as he lashed out daily as the endless taunts from his peer group. He wasn't a fighter though and soon realised the best form of defence was to adopt a front: laugh it off despite the inner turmoil. Keep his head down and apply himself to his school work. What he did possess was Yummy's good genes, he was a looker, no mistake. Girls were drawn to him all through his teen years and into his twenties. It didn't feel right though, he found himself masturbating profusely despite no shortage of female attention. His completed his education and started on a reputable career path. Yummy was so proud, her little Man was an achiever. Working unsociable hours in a stressful position coupled with the confused thoughts, he found solace in alcohol and recreational drugs.His friends began to drift away to start their own families, career moves elsewhere, etc...natural progression, but he felt increasingly alone. Female friends became fewer as he became chubbier and his growing obsession with anal penetration became quite disturbing to them. He didn't know which way to turn for companionship, so he joined an online football forum.... Episode 2 to follow....It was mum who left and took me up here, FYI Otherwise, not bad. I'd watch it. It'd be a bloody good 'un Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Cry Boy Cry: Episode 1 It was an idyllic upbringing. Yummy Mummy was happy in homemaker role, regular exercise kept the shape perfect, her love tunnel kept immaculately manicured: soft and fragrant. Daddy was a gentle man, a good provider. The young lad had no idea of the catastrophe looming over the horizon. Daddy possessed the Demon within.. Then it happened. Daddy's Gone. He could no longer suppress his true feelings and keep up the pretence. He was a Bum Boy plain and simple. Away he skedaddled off to the south of England to escape the claustrophobic shame and embarrassment associated with such activities in parochial Aberdeen suburbia. Brighton to be precise where anal penetration is not only the norm, but also encouraged. Yummy was distraught, devastated, a broken woman life in tatters. Kids to think of though, life must go on. Extended family rallied round, willing to help emotionally and with finances. The young lad struggled with the cognitive acceptance of the situation. School became a battleground as he lashed out daily as the endless taunts from his peer group. He wasn't a fighter though and soon realised the best form of defence was to adopt a front: laugh it off despite the inner turmoil. Keep his head down and apply himself to his school work. What he did possess was Yummy's good genes, he was a looker, no mistake. Girls were drawn to him all through his teen years and into his twenties. It didn't feel right though, he found himself masturbating profusely despite no shortage of female attention. His completed his education and started on a reputable career path. Yummy was so proud, her little Man was an achiever. Working unsociable hours in a stressful position coupled with the confused thoughts, he found solace in alcohol and recreational drugs.His friends began to drift away to start their own families, career moves elsewhere, etc...natural progression, but he felt increasingly alone. Female friends became fewer as he became chubbier and his growing obsession with anal penetration became quite disturbing to them. He didn't know which way to turn for companionship, so he joined an online football forum.... Episode 2 to follow....Are you just going to lie there and take this poodles? Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 It would be a phallouscy to think I would be bothered by this hanger on who absorbs my every word but can't post under his common nom de plums (for breakfast) Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Are you just going to lie there and take this poodles?At least show us a photo of it. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 ‘This story is based on actual events. In certain cases incidents, characters and timelines have been changed for dramatic purposes’In other words, sometimes the claims will be false. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 My thoughts exactly 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 easy columbo.. thu fir the ladyboys eh bankok.. goat access tae a safe hoose up that wiy next tae the cop shoap..cunt wis gittin oot the cells thit wis meant tae b hae chibbd meh brithers pal .. went up fir a coupla belgians.. thir nae cunt mare dundee thin masel.. back up whitfield the morra thank fuckC'mon man. You aren't from Dundee, you clearly stay in the Southside of Edinburgh. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 If you want to settle it I'll write you a wee 'Dundonian test' Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 C'mon man. You aren't from Dundee, you clearly stay in the Southside of Edinburgh.He might have just moved from Whitfield. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 He might have just moved from Whitfield.No chance he's so far claimed to have been from Fintry and Whitfield and to have lived in 'Camperdown' and 'ran a scheme in Birkhill' (wee village, no schemes) He's never from Dundee. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 St Leonards is home to the Marmaris kebab shop and my old stomping ground get that pic up again AK Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 St Leonards is home to the Marmaris kebab shop and my old stomping ground get that pic up again AK Ach, AK just has a season ticket on the train. He’s Whitfield/Fintry/Camperdown born and bred. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 zit faced student at pollock halls probably Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 St Leonards is home to the Marmaris kebab shop and my old stomping ground get that pic up again AK Ever used to drink in Jeanie Deans min? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 nah. Near there Used to go to the one opposite the cop shop that had blue facade. maltings? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Aye, The Grapes nearby as well. Proper mannies boozers. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 I lived accross from that on montage street in a basement down the stairs There was music in the grapes* at night and revolution in the air . * actually in my time it was a rock heavy metal pub and changed names \ themes a few times. the marmaris is a few doors down, as AK knows. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Tim Team. A group of archaeologists dig up the graves of child victims of Celtic minded paedo's. First dig under the patio of CS's semi in Coatbridge. Link to comment
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