robbo Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 showing that the millions spent on advertising is clearly not wasted on me: pint of fosters dont do fosters, will carling do? aye, fitever Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 "I'm awa' hame. Liverpool 3 nil doon against Milan, they're f**ked, see youse later lads, heap o' sh*t" :laughing: Poor fecker had nae clue until the next morning. Link to comment
scarlet pimpernel Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 No i think that's all its names there. Still a shithole though. was a good record shop. had a nice range of mod / ska tee shirts, badges and such. the nile had it's good times, wee beer garden out the back, dropped a fair few pills in there. haven't been in during it's stadia or abercrombie phase. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Fit ye for/wantin'? Juker? (usually followed by) Turn the juker up min! Bandit? Link to comment
scarlet pimpernel Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 right f**k this, I'm going to phone the boys in manchester, they'll come up and sort it oot. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 was a good record shop. had a nice range of mod / ska tee shirts, badges and such. the nile had it's good times, wee beer garden out the back, dropped a fair few pills in there. haven't been in during it's stadia or abercrombie phase.I got my cock massaged by some milf about 13 years ago after downing a pint in a drinking comp. I think she was impressed. Link to comment
scarlet pimpernel Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I got my cock massaged by some milf about 13 years ago after downing a pint in a drinking comp. I think she was impressed. with your cock or with you winning the drinking comp ? answer both and we'll know you're lieing. Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Whilst in the Prince of Wales "No mate, I can't smell p*ss at all, mind you I've got my nostrils sewn up" Link to comment
granite sheep Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 One of Mad Vinnie's recent gems in the Monkey's was to a mate of his: "If yeh don't shut up, I cut yer eyes out an skullf**k yeh!!" Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 with your cock or with you winning the drinking comp ? answer both and we'll know you're lieing.I'd love to say it was my cock, but it probably wasn't. Downed the Guinness in 3 & bit seconds. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Somebody better go and check if she's ok.... Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 ....she'll be fine Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I'll play the winner Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Winner stays on Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 the other record shop, then the nile, then stadia, now abercrombie. have I forget any ?It was the Yard in between the Nile and Stadia. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Right lads, any mair of that and I'll need to phone the polis. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 You, me, outside NOW Link to comment
granite sheep Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Hemmin, sit doon ye lanky bugger, yer nae made o glass! Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Heids or tails? Link to comment
stef Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 "You're no welcome here, you an' yer auld man better get tae f**k NOW" said to me in a pub in Dunfermline just before our second leg play off game Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Haw son, wake up, this isnae a dosshouse. Link to comment
scarlet pimpernel Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 pull up yer punts and mop up that puddle of piss or yer barred. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Somebody wake him up, or he's out Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 "Pssst, Sandy......Psst, wake up, can I have a pint please?......Psst Sandeeeeee....." Link to comment
Jonty Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Do you play two shots carry? Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I think you've had enough. Link to comment
zander Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 "Fit enes i morgans"..."the one we ice" (cue the vody coke drinker taks a sip) "iss' isna a voddy" Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Nae money, nae drink. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 I'm nae pished Link to comment
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