Merc, Bmw Or Audi

[Bluto10]

i don't own a car but if i was to buy one it would probably be one of these german panzer wagons.

 

merc to me seems to be the classiest and best quality whilst the audi is less flashy but still good build standard. with the bmw somewhere inbetween.

 

in the meantime i'll stick with my 4 speed push bike.

[Bluto10]

thats a nice one.

good to see a proper supercar thats nae the typical 911 or ferrari.

 

same with the fancy amg merc. 500 sl or 55 sl i think its called.

[Pash]

VW

[Bluto10]

same here.

 

i know brands and names but not really down with the kids when it comes to knowing what is good and whats not.

[tightbreeks]

the sultan of brunei has about 5000 cars, but not one audi?! maybe he does now.

 

if that's the case i'll have an audi, one of them old audi quattro's

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGIiarIrUCI&feature=player_detailpage

 

some funked up sex guitar to go with it.

[Bluto10]

 

I'm a Kia Pride man myself.

 

 

lies.

 

there sure as hell is no way a kia pride can carry you around.

[diamondsr4ever]

 

Get on yer push bike fatty!!!

 

 

Honda Civic R Type

[Bluto10]

 

Get on yer push bike fatty!!!

 

 

exercise cheesey, you should try it.

[Bluto10]

Well sir, funny you should say, i've just returned from the gymkana on my trusty pushbike, i felt the burn several times and seen a squad of testes in the changing room. A good day out!

 

pushbike? surely you mean quad bike.

[tup]

Cars are for losers.

 

There's nothing worse than getting stuck with a couple of car-heids at a party, jesus h, who gives a f**k? It's a lump of f**king metal.

[beer gut]

Mercs aren

[Bluto10]

i remember being in morocco and all the cabbies drove mercs.

 

aye no shock there i suppose, but these mercs were 70s and early 80s ones.

unbelievable duarbility.

[Bluto10]

Cars are for losers.

 

There's nothing worse than getting stuck with a couple of car-heids at a party, jesus h, who gives a f**k? It's a lump of f**king metal.

 

 

what do you talk about at parties tup?

do you like parties?

 

youre right though. petrol heads are funny. to laugh at. not with.

[tup]

what do you talk about at parties tup?

do you like parties?

 

youre right though. petrol heads are funny. to laugh at. not with.

 

I am the life and soul of any party I deign to attend. When I leave, the atmosphere leaves with me.

 

I don't give the pleasure my company to just anyone though, I'm very selective in that regard.

 

Given that I canna stand most people, being at parties with strangers is not my idea of fun. I am certain to fall out with someone, immediately.

 

So I stick to gathering with my cohorts.

[tightbreeks]

In Edinburgh they all hang out near my house at the old parliament/royal high school. It's just at the bottom of calton hill where the left footers search for like minded souls.

 

connection?

[Bluto10]

I am the life and soul of any party I deign to attend. When I leave, the atmosphere leaves with me.

 

I don't give the pleasure my company to just anyone though, I'm very selective in that regard.

 

Given that I canna stand most people, being at parties with strangers is not my idea of fun. I am certain to fall out with someone, immediately.

 

So I stick to gathering with my cohorts.

 

i can well imagine!

[tup]

Without recourse to Google translate, I'm assuming "duarbility" is Moroccan for blow-jobs?

 

[Bluto10]

Was that Gay Pride week where you had your name and a number on the back of your shirt for easy pick bumgames?

 

Straight up the anus of an old Moroccan cab driver, you cheeky raver.

 

 

yep.

and crotchless leather pants on the bottom half.

get in there my son!

[Bluto10]

If only it was that innocent Tup.

 

yeah, you've gotta pay your way round the country somehow.

[Bluto10]

Bellend 10 more like.

[Kilkito]

I have an M Class merc and its the best car I ever had, had an Ms ports 3 series Beamer before it, and whilst it was decent, I just find BMW's dull, and extremely bland inside.

I've never owned an Audi, but don't think they are anywhere near the level of Mercs or BMW's, but thats just my perception.

[tup]

Tup, see if you were at a party......you got so drunk, and you ended up falling asleep.....the next morning, you woke up with a hooring sore arse, you were naked and you happen to roll over and be next to another bloke, would you tell anyone?

 

This is impossible. I don't get paralytic, ever. I find it impossible to do so, unless you take to insane drinking, like a 14 year old might do behind the bikesheds with a surreptitious carry out.

 

So, couple this with the fact I do not fraternise with either strangers, or homosexuals, and you come to the conclusion that this is not possible.

[Bluto10]

You'd definitely suit a Range Rover Sport.

 

 

nah i reckon he's more a mazda mx5/mg f convertible type.

[tup]

I was just asking so I could figure out what car you were into, jeez min!

 

Affa touchy.

 

I didna realise that - wooosh etc. Still asking about covering up homosexual rape as a means of ascertaining which kind of vehicle you're into is a strange one on me, and I've studied psychology. Different.

 

I'm nae into cars, I liked toy cars when I was little, but real cars I dinna give a toss about, the preserve of lazy c**ts.

[Bluto10]

lewis hamilton isnt lazy, so that blows your theory out of the water

[tup]

lewis hamilton isnt lazy, so that blows your theory out of the water

 

Do you ken him like?

 

He might well be a lazy little sh*t. He's certainly spoiled and mannerless.

[Bluto10]

Do you ken him like?

 

He might well be a lazy little sh*t. He's certainly spoiled and mannerless.

 

 

aye. i've hung out with him and the jet set a good few times down south of france way.

he's a right hoot after a skinful.

[Bluto10]

nah, for lewis its more bubbly and a few lines.

[tup]

He's a whining, spoiled little sap in the mould of Tiger Woods, full of himself, thinks the sun shines out of his arse and the world revolves around his backside.

[tightbreeks]

Tiger Woods, Lewis Hamilton, Barrack Obama......thoughts on those 3 being related in some way?

Here's a bnp effort,

 

this could show that people of mixed race are sometimes exceptional, the women especially.