The Apprentice

[NorthernLights24]

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I don't know if its the strange lighting they use but they all look like a bunch of munters apart from Felicity.

[robbo]

lighting and photoshoping makes it look like they are all patients in a melanoma centre

[Bluto10]

i reckon wiggy should enter.

the business acumen and fwd-thinking dynamism he's shown at a.f.c would surely make him a contender for a first week exit.

[minijc]

Edna, Susan and Melody are all tidy enough.

[Jaws]

Lookin forward to this. One of my favourite shows on telly. It's a bonus with the general election delaying the series last year, we now have had 2 series in 6 months.

 

None of the females are particularly tidy like the stunning Liz Locke of last year but i guess i'd have a go at Felicity.

[forbesz1903]

What an awful c**t that Edward was, really poor project manager, and deserved to go.

 

Think the black girl will be next to leave she seemed to back away from any blame at all costs, a stupid decision in this process.

 

The task was one, as the fruit salad was priced very well and they managed to save the task as the pasta was sh*te, thought they might of damaged their chances when they decided to not spend

[thebladder]

Thought the birds deserved to lose for not having the sense to spend their

[NorthernLights24]

Both teams deserved to be sacked for coming up with the most awful and unimaginative apps they could have possibly created Wow an app that plays random sounds. Well f**king done.

[thebladder]

have to admit, I thought the blokes were going to romp it last night. Their app wasn't great but it appealed to me a heluva lot more than that garbage the birds came up with. I guess I made the same mistake the blokes did and didn't pick up on the global appeal issue.

[robbo]

clearly none of them have ever played wi their smart phones before.

 

clearly i was being too adventurous when i heard create an app and i immediately thought games - tower defence, castle crushers or physics puzzles. very simple to create and everybody loves playing them

 

yes the market is saturated wi those 2 types of game as it is but f**k me, theyd shift better than ones that make random noises.

[Jaws]

Just watched part 2 on iPlayer. Christ how bad was the girl's app!! I'm amazed they amassed over 10k downloads with that pile of sh*te. I was actually cringing watching their pitch.

[Scarface]

Here's Jim, cool as a cucumber, getting fired from The Apprentice...

 

Lord Sugar: "Jim, you're fired."

Jim: "No I'm not. I think you want to reconsider your decision, Lord Sugar."

Lord Sugar: "Jim, you're hired."

[360]

Poor decision by Suggo to fire Vincent.

[tup]

Jim should have followed that up with:

 

''Alan, you're a dick, hamming it up for the compliant masses, f**koff, ram your job in your arse, it'll be the epitomy of drudgery, or pish if you prefer, as soon as that f**king camera stops f**king rolling, go and f**k yersel with your offer, and your TV programme, you made a c**t of running Spurs, and the Amstrad computer was a f**king joke, so dinna f**king tell me what f**king side my f**king bread's buttered on ya f**king self-delusional clown, ye werena so f**king smart then, when 45,000 were ripping the sh*t from you at White Hart Lane ya f**king mouthpiece so f**king zip it ya torn faced c**t''

 

That should put his phasers on stun.

[360]

Helen to win, she also gets more and more attractive as the show progresses.

[robbo]

Helen to win, she also gets more and more attractive as the show progresses.

 

+1

[MincePie]

+1

 

+2

[360]

Helen lives on

[Ke1t]

i reckon wiggy should enter.

the business acumen and fwd-thinking dynamism he's shown at a.f.c would surely make him a contender for a first week exit.

 

"Aye, see, now, whit ahm gaun tae dee is spaind aw ma money on sh*te ah dinna need within the furst yeary oh openin' the busnuss, then cripple the busnusses' finunces fur the duration, like. Thain ull be mackin' a fayulled busnussmin in charge o negotiatin' the coantracts now, aye, says aye. Oh, an thain ahll be tailin' aw the customers that they're c**ts, jist tae minimise oany poatinshull income."

[tightbreeks]

An ex-Apprentii is starting work at a college in edinburgh! the wise one was on the series with big ruthy badger. maybe they'll get amstrad cpc464 computers installed, so they can play roland in the caves and sorcery.

[tutankamun]

"Aye, see, now, whit ahm gaun tae dee is spaind aw ma money on sh*te ah dinna need within the furst yeary oh openin' the busnuss, then cripple the busnusses' finunces fur the duration, like. Thain ull be mackin' a fayulled busnussmin in charge o negotiatin' the coantracts now, aye, says aye. Oh, an thain ahll be tailin' aw the customers that they're c**ts, jist tae minimise oany poatinshull income."

 

Milne can be accused of many things but one thing he is not is a bad businessman. Unfortunately for us, Aberdeen Football Club is not his business, The Sewart Milne Group is his business.

[Ke1t]

Milne can be accused of many things but one thing he is not is a bad businessman. Unfortunately for us, Aberdeen Football Club is not his business, The Sewart Milne Group is his business.

 

Which begs the question... what the f**k is he doing here, then?

[tutankamun]

Which begs the question... what the f**k is he doing here, then?

 

He's Aberdonian and therefore quite happy to play the long game and take all the sh*t if it means that he will be able to buy the land Pittodrie sits on to build flats to the benefit of The Stewart Milne group. Plus no doubt, get the contract to build the new stadium to the benefit of the Stewart Milne Group. Remember, The Stewart Milne Group has already benefitted from AFC buy building our glorious RDS stand. The stand where (if you're on the top deck) you can't see the goal .

 

Nae bad for a sparky, as I said you can't accuse him of being a bad businessman.

[StandFree1982]

Hope that bitch on Jim and Susies team, (Natasha?) gets fired next week. She was a complete moron and I can't believe she was blaming Susie for the fact they didn't get their reward for winning. Total bitch, ugly as well...Jim should have told her to GTF.

 

It's a shame Melody got the dunt.

 

Helen or Jim to win!

[Bluto10]

He's Aberdonian and therefore quite happy to play the long game and take all the sh*t if it means that he will be able to buy the land Pittodrie sits on to build flats to the benefit of The Stewart Milne group. Plus no doubt, get the contract to build the new stadium to the benefit of the Stewart Milne Group. Remember, The Stewart Milne Group has already benefitted from AFC buy building our glorious RDS stand. The stand where (if you're on the top deck) you can't see the goal .

 

Nae bad for a sparky, as I said you can't accuse him of being a bad businessman.

 

milne is a prick.

 

i canna believe someone who is presumably an great business brain, manages to do f**k all for the benefit of aberdeen football club.

 

if a.f.c. were a plc he would be sacked for gross incompetence.

 

i could do a faaaar better job.

[StandFree1982]

based on this week, Jim was very lucky to have made it through to the final. I'm glad that Natasha was kicked out, couldnt stand her. Shes bullied the other bird around for the last 3 weeks and dont sweet FA.

 

Roll on the interviews!!

[tutankamun]

Canna believe they thought that Christopher Columbus was British and discovered the potato! Also they didn't know that Caracas was the capital city of Venezuela. Plus Jim's arithmetic was shockingly bad; £7 x 60 = £4800

 

 

Idiots the lot of them . The interviews should be fun.

[StandFree1982]

Canna believe they thought that Christopher Columbus was British and discovered the potato! Also they didn't know that Caracas was the capital city of Venezuela. Plus Jim's arithmetic was shockingly bad;

[Henry]

[StandFree1982]

Susan - how shes still there i have no idea. she has NO ideas of her own (chink in her armour) and is a frickin air-head.

 

Helen - straight-laced and calculated, must be favourite

 

tom - very likeable guy, dark horse

 

jim - legend. great comedy value

Alan Sugar has a soft spot for Tom.

 

Helen is definitely the favourite, although last weeks shambles dented that slightly. I'd imagine that she will stand up for herself fairly well in the interview stage and come out with more dignity than the other 3. I suspect Jim will get torn apart in the interviews more than the others.