vanderark14 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Just read that Beckham has named his bairn Harper Seven Beckham :confused: Link to comment
minijc Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I quite like that name, betetr than your usual run of the mill names that are boring and dull as f**k. Link to comment
Oklahoma 1903 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Just read that Beckham has named his bairn Harper Seven Beckham :confused: If it's named after Joey it should be..... Harper Nine Beckham. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Harper is fair enough, different, but not unique I'd imagine. Seven though. Just daft... Link to comment
slippers Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I like harper just not sure about seven? Link to comment
OddJob Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Maybe it's just me but i don't get this craze of celebrities coming up with bizzare names for their kids, the worst one for this being Jamie Oliver. Clearly not caring that their kid could be picked on for their stupid name. Link to comment
Jaws Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Harper is fair enough, different, but not unique I'd imagine. Seven though. Just daft... Correct. Harper Beckham doesn't sound too bad but Seven as the middle name is a tad ridiculous. Link to comment
tup Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Knowing this tool and his moronic reasoning for his bairns names, it was probably because Victoria had major heartburn during pregnancy. As for seven? What an imbecile. On a par with personalised number plates, and houses named after a combination of your bairns names. Feel as f**k. Anyone calling their bairn anything other than a normal name is doing them no favours whatsoever. The more normal the better. What's wrong with James, or Stuart or William or something like that? Too normal for this freak show? Wouldna create headlines? Link to comment
Foster14 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Maybe it's just me but i don't get this craze of celebrities coming up with bizzare names for their kids, the worst one for this being Jamie Oliver. Clearly not caring that their kid could be picked on for their stupid name. They probably won't care, they'll be at private schools and rich... Jamie Oliver's kids will probably be home-schooled, to ensure suitable dinners... Link to comment
Foster14 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 What's wrong with James, or Stuart or William or something like that? That might be a bit harsh on this kid... Link to comment
tup Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 That might be a bit harsh on this kid... It's a girl? FFS, that's even worse. Link to comment
Jaws Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 That might be a bit harsh on this kid... Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Share Posted July 11, 2011 Knowing this tool and his moronic reasoning for his bairns names, it was probably because Victoria had major heartburn during pregnancy. As for seven? What an imbecile. On a par with personalised number plates, and houses named after a combination of your bairns names. Feel as f**k. Anyone calling their bairn anything other than a normal name is doing them no favours whatsoever. The more normal the better. What's wrong with James, or Stuart or William or something like that? Too normal for this freak show? Wouldna create headlines? there seems to be competition between celebs and even regular folk to come with the most ridiculous names possible nowadays Link to comment
tup Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 there seems to be competition between celebs and even regular folk to come with the most ridiculous names possible nowadays There are bairns in my kids class with names like Tyler, Rihanna, Corey, and Mia. What a height of f**king nonsense. You might as well just hand them a placard on their first day at school saying 'My parents are thick as f**k'. Link to comment
minijc Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 There are bairns in my kids class with names like Tyler, Rihanna, Corey, and Mia. What a height of f**king nonsense. You might as well just hand them a placard on their first day at school saying 'My parents are thick as f**k'.I feel sorry for the thing already, even with a decent name it has very little chance of having a good life. "Dad I like golf and the EPL" You'd probably batter the thing or bore it to death with a pointless rant. Link to comment
OddJob Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 There are bairns in my kids class with names like Tyler, Rihanna, Corey, and Mia. What a height of f**king nonsense. You might as well just hand them a placard on their first day at school saying 'My parents are thick as f**k'. Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 TUP has kids! I'd never have guessed. Link to comment
tup Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 TUP has kids! I'd never have guessed. Ruled over with an iron fist. Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Ruled over with an iron fist. Tidy yer room..............aye feck off dad! Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted July 11, 2011 Admin Share Posted July 11, 2011 Seven?! 7? What a vain fuckwit. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 If you frequent some of the towns located along the Buchan coast you will come across some belters of names. But then as far as I'm concerned I think Brandon, which is fairly common now, is a step too far. I'm with Tup on this one. However what grates on me more is parents too scared to go all out and call their kid a ned name so instead they come up with their own spelling e.g. Aimee, Patzi, Aedan, Lora, AAAAGGGGHHHH!Heard a classic about a teacher reading a register and read out Siobhan as you are supposed to, Shi-von, but the kid responded with no it's Si-o-ban. f**king idiotic parents had thought that was how the name was supposed to be pronounced. Link to comment
tup Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Any name remotely celebrity connected is just wide open to ridicule. And I agree with mutton, b*stardised (may or may not be an appropriate turn of phrase) spellings of sometimes normal names is just as feel as it gets. Linzi, or Kerri, or that type of thing. If I was the registrar, I'd say either spell it right, or f**koff. Link to comment
SkyeDon Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 It's downright stupid!! Harper, for a boy maybe but for a girl? And Seven? WHAT? Madness. Link to comment
Pash Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 What's wrong with Colin, Barry and Alan for the 3 boys and Sonia for the girl? Link to comment
tup Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Maybe they had Blake in mind for the first name if it was a loon. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Should have been Chantelle IMO. Elegant and classy. Link to comment
tup Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Magnificent would have been a fitting first name. Or Secret. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Magnificent would have been a fitting first name. Or Secret. Police Academy... Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I like Britney. Britney six and a half. Link to comment
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