Ke1t Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Walking around toon the day, wi ma smert new Aberdeen Toorie, not a scrap of Aberdeen FC related gear to be seen, but I did see two bams in hoops and one quality spesh in a huns top. Only fucker representing the Dons in toon the day was a fucking Yank. One drunk lad points at the glorious double-starred icon to European Awesomeness and slurs, The Dooons, The Dooooooons! Wasnae sure if he was being negative or positive, what with him being pished by about 3 in the efterneen, but either way it was some recognition for the representing. Aberdeen really doesnae give a flying fuck about it's team, and that makes me ver disappoint. Not giving a fuck about Aberdeen from 4000 miles away is one thing, but seeing everyone not give a flying fuck first hand is some pretty fucking depressing shit right there. I didn't give a flying fuck right up until I landed in Aberdeen, and okay I was fucking baked in the heid when I landed, but it was straight to the club shop for a match schedule and a whole bunch of merchandise I dinna need. Was further disappointed to find that the Club Shop doesnae sell "Stewart Milne Get Tae Fuck" T-Shirts. Personally I reckon they'd make a fucking bomb off that. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Wearing replica tops around toon is the preserve of minks, unless you're going too or from the match, or playing 5s, then it's a fashion crime. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 10, 2011 Author Share Posted September 10, 2011 Na, min, was wearing some sensible plimmies to walk roond toon... however i was looking the fucking bomb all the same... Some fit looking lassies in the toon inna, especially some of the older birds, and I'm digging the wee shorts and passion killers fashion that the slutties are going with this season. Slutties... love em. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Are Plimmies ever sensible apart from Primary 1 to 3 gym?They're jimmies. Nae plimmies. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 10, 2011 Author Share Posted September 10, 2011 Are Plimmies ever sensible apart from Primary 1 to 3 gym? Well, it all depends how you wear them. While I look like the shit, you'd look one special helmet short of full blown retard. I'm not saying that's a bad look, or anything.... Link to comment
Oklahoma 1903 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 They're jimmies. Nae plimmies. Correct.... it's Jimmies! Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Correct.... it's Jimmies! Hey Jimmies? Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Jimmies - Ahh memories.... Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Aye but what are Jimmies called in the shops. Stop splitting hairs ye bunch o hoors! ''Unisex Gym Plimsolls'' Link to comment
Dynamo Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I've seen quite a lot of folk wearing Aberdeen gear the past wee while, more so than any hun/tim shit. Although did spot a hun in town today, the obligatory "hun cunt" as I walked past him. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I've seen quite a lot of folk wearing Aberdeen gear the past wee while, more so than any hun/tim shit. Although did spot a hun in town today, the obligatory "hun cunt" as I walked past him. Good stuff. Remind them they are on enemy territory. Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 and what could Plimsoles also be know as, Good Grief this is like trying to get a ride off a Womans Rights Activist. Da ken pipes - maybe there is a generation gap here... What do you cry them? Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Da ken pipes - maybe there is a generation gap here... What do you cry them?Mr Pipes is only 3-4 years older than me, so no generation gap there. Link to comment
OneBeboMaguire Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Wearing replica tops around toon is the preserve of minks, unless you're going too or from the match, or playing 5s, then it's a fashion crime.agreed. even if they are 'representin' aberdeen if it's not under those terms above it's cringe worthy. by the way, they're plimmies. Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I called them Jimmies of course, but if someone uses the term plimmies then the only form of plimsoles i know spring to mind. Jimmies: Plimmies: Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Now i know your taking the piss cause nae cunt right in the heid would wear those white things... Nae takin the piss. I quite agree. However each to their homosexual own... Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Those white eens are for the gay right enough. Add in the current look of wearing slip on deck shoes and thin beige trousers with the elasticated ankles.Fashion is catering for pooves at the mo. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 wearing fitba tops is looked down upon nowadays Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Those white eens are for the gay right enough. Add in the current look of wearing slip on deck shoes and thin beige trousers with the elasticated ankles.Fashion is catering for pooves at the mo. They are f*ckin gay like. A generation of men raised by woman - this is the type of sh*t you get: Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 They are f*ckin gay like. A generation of men raised by woman - this is the type of sh*t you get: That is fucking gay. I'm gonna stay in my mid 90s trend thank you very much! The youth of today are a major disappointment. Every single one of them a chocolate stabber. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 They are f*ckin gay like. A generation of men raised by woman - this is the type of sh*t you get:There was a parrotheid in the pub watching the Scotland game lastweek.Short tight denim jacket, blue and white thin horizontal striped t shirt and thin poofy elasticated beige things, no socks and slip on blue deck shoes.Never in my life will I dress up like that and I'd rip the piss mercilessly out of my pals if they dressed like that. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 What would Francis Begbie say and do to such a character is what i ask myself. Would go along the lines of: Begbie: Hey! CUNT! Poor Sap: Hello. Begbie then proceeds to glass the cunt to a cheering ovation. Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 There was a parrotheid in the pub watching the Scotland game lastweek.Short tight denim jacket, blue and white thin horizontal striped t shirt and thin poofy elasticated beige things, no socks and slip on blue deck shoes.Never in my life will I dress up like that and I'd rip the piss mercilessly out of my pals if they dressed like that. Thats f*ckin disgusting. The sad thing is he was probably straight.... Its part of a much wider problem in society: the feminization of man. Men are not allowed to men anymore - vital knowledge and attitudes are being lost as a result. In 100 years time i would honestly dread to think what our sex will have turned into... Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Thats f*ckin disgusting. The sad thing is he was probably straight.... Its part of a much wider problem in society: the feminization of man. Men are not allowed to men anymore - vital knowledge and attitudes are being lost as a result. In 100 years time i would honestly dread to think what our sex will have turned into... got to agree, its almost as if its frowned upon to be a "regular bloke" nowadays. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 got to agree, its almost as if its frowned upon to be a "regular bloke" nowadays. Even worse is being a normal ( regular is an American term VDA ) white bloke. Most downtrodden element of society. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 The man who wants to stay in the pub all weekend and only go home to kick the dog and pish the bed is not looked upon as the hero he once was. Its all lets been seen wearing pish clothes and eating at Yo Sushi & watching x factor. Fuck all wrong with a Cheese and Ham Toastie. fixed it for you. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Bring back the 70s. When a tache wasn't gay and the wifie had everything under control in the homestead. I reckon my old man and his pals lived in a golden age. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Bring back the 70s. When a tache wasn't gay and the wifie had everything under control in the homestead. I reckon my old man and his pals lived in a golden age. too many blokes who think they are now obliged to do everything with the wife. not many blokes have amind of their own. renton was right in trainspotting, their will be no straights or gays in the future - just wankers Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 The man who wants to stay in the pub all weekend and only go home to kick the dog and pish the bed is not looked upon as the hero he once was. Its all lets been seen wearing pish clothes and eating at Yo Sushi. Fuck all wrong with a Cheese and Ham Toastie. I'd go even further than that. The manly arts are no longer being passed down from father to son. When i was younger, if i stepped out of line i would get a slap squarely in pus. My old man would teach me how to swing a golf club, how to wire a plug, how to pint a wall, how change the oil on a motor, take me for driving lessons when i was 14, teach me how and what to drink. What to do in a fight. Nowadays kids don't get disciplined because it infringes their human rights. If a plug needs wiring they sh*t their pants and fone an electrician. If the oil in their car needs changing they take it down to kenway tires and beg a mechanic to do it. Instead of playing football after school their doing ballet and singing in musicals. Instead of fighting in the playground they run and tell the teacher and discuss their feelings. When they start drinking they start drinking blue WKD and poof juice - the list go's on. No wonder we are witnessing the emergence of a generation of bufty's. They haven't been taught any better... Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I'd go even further than that. The manly arts are no longer being passed down from father to son. When i was younger, if i stepped out of line i would get a slap squarely in pus. My old man would teach me how to swing a golf club, how to wire a plug, how to pint a wall, how change the oil on a motor, take me for driving lessons when i was 14, teach me how and what to drink. What to do in a fight. Nowadays kids don't get disciplined because it infringes their human rights. If a plug needs wiring they sh*t their pants and fone an electrician. If the oil in their car needs changing they take it down to kenway tires and beg a mechanic to do it. Instead of playing football after school their doing ballet and singing in musicals. Instead of fighting in the playground they run and tell the teacher and discuss their feelings. When they start drinking they start drinking blue WKD and poof juice - the list go's on. No wonder we are witnessing the emergence of a generation of bufty's. They haven't been taught any better... or becoming hairdressers or beauty students I blame gok wan he/it is pure evil Link to comment
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