vanderark14 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Gok Wan would command a fee and an audience these days. 20 years ago he would have got kicked in and his nose rubbed in dogshit. :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: funny because its true Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Gok Wan would command a fee and an audience these days. 20 years ago he would have got kicked in and his nose rubbed in dogshit. :hysterical: :hysterical: And quite right too! Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 10, 2011 Author Share Posted September 10, 2011 Aye... so anyway... I saw a couple of Celtic tops and a Rangers top, and I was disappointed. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Aye... so anyway... I saw a couple of Celtic tops and a Rangers top, and I was disappointed. Aye,Yer threads been hijacked a bit kelt Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 My old man would teach me how to swing a golf club, and fone an electrician. take it down to kenway tires - the list go's on.of a generation of bufty's. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Fairly simple, no? Golf is not a manly art. Fitba. Snooker. Something like that. Real manly stuff. As for your use of "fone." Your dad should go all "Bellamy on Riise" on you for that ffs. If your dad hadn't wasted his time teaching you how to knock a ball about large green areas with a stick, you might have just learnt how to use an apostrophe or spell tyres correctly... Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Fit??? Suspect language skills min. I would have just let it by what with you being a young fellow and teaching standards having hit rock bottom. Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Fairly simple, no? Golf is not a manly art. Fitba. Snooker. Something like that. Real manly stuff. As for your use of "fone." Your dad should go all "Bellamy on Riise" on you for that ffs. If your dad hadn't wasted his time teaching you how to knock a ball about large green areas with a stick, you might have just learnt how to use an apostrophe or spell tyres correctly... I kan shpell pwopa, butt when I'm on a t'internet 4-UM hashin oot a rapid risponse 2 a poste, i da really hink aboot it that much.... Maybe golf isn't a manly pursuit, but its definately a gentlemanly pursuit... Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Fone is never acceptable though. That doesn't just happen because you are on a forum, you must be of a disposition where fone regularly enters your vocabulary. This is of great concern to me, as I think one of the key manly attributes should be to be able to communicate correctly in their own language or dialect. Spelling competitions (or bees for Ke1t) are the domain of the most valiant and confident of men... Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Fone is never acceptable though. That doesn't just happen because you are on a forum, you must be of a disposition where fone regularly enters your vocabulary. This is of great concern to me, as I think one of the key manly attributes should be to be able to communicate correctly in their own language or dialect. Spelling competitions (or bees for Ke1t) are the domain of the most valiant and confident of men... Correct i regularly use fone when texting, but its a brave new f*ckin world Foster. Just look at how david cameron writes his text messages: I can communicate perfectly correctly in my own language, indeed the ability of me to put food on my table depends on it - but i da go around watchin what i write on an internet forum. There are much more important things on my mind... Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Correct i regularly use fone when texting, but its a brave new f*ckin world Foster. Just look at how david cameron writes his text messages: I can communicate perfectly correctly in my own language, indeed the ability of me to put food on my table depends on it - but i da go around watchin what i write on an internet forum. There are much more important things on my mind... Is time really that much of a premium that f has to be used instead of ph? Is it just fone? Or is it fotograf? farmacodynamically? fantasmajorical? fenylpropanolamines? Phoster thinks you are a phucking filistine... Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Is time really that much of a premium that f has to be used instead of ph? Is it just fone? Or is it fotograf? farmacodynamically? fantasmajorical? fenylpropanolamines? Phoster thinks you are a phucking filistine... Hey, im a child of divorce - give me a break.... Personally i just denote them PPA's becuase phenylpropanolamines is a bit of a mouthful. Now, tell me, do you have a commercial interest in norepinephrine releasing agents? Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Hey, im a child of divorce - give me a break.... Personally i just denote them PPA's becuase phenylpropanolamines is a bit of a mouthful. Now, tell me, do you have a commercial interest in norepinephrine releasing agents? Phit? Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Phit? Your occupation brother, what you do to earn coin; Does it involve the synthesis, design or study of norepinephrine releasing agents (NRA's)? You mentioned Pharmacodynamics and penylpropanolamines... Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Your occupation brother, what you do to earn coin; Does it involve the synthesis, design or study of norepinephrine releasing agents (NRA's)? You mentioned Pharmacodynamics and penylpropanolamines... If there is one thing I most certainly did not do it was google search words beginning ph... I count beans... Link to comment
Big Man Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 If there is one thing I most certainly did not do it was google search words beginning ph... I count beans... F*ckin tease... Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 F*ckin tease... Aye, epic banter on my part. Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 A generation of men raised by woman - this is the type of sh*t you get: Good god, i haven't seen anybody wearing these contraptions in the toon yet but nothing would suprise me these days. A nation of sissies, if anyone ever invaded Britain we would be fucked. Fuck following trends. I pretty much dress exactly the same as i did when i was 14/15 (30 now). Never bought a pair of jeans that werna Levis. Thing is these young cunts are probably laughing at me saying "check this cunt thinking its still 1995". Posing little feckers need a slap in the puss and a gift voucher for Signature. Rant over. Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 What would Francis Begbie say and do You should ask yourself that question when faced with any dilemma or decision. Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 You realize this is a photo of Wilson. Must have been taken at the beginning of an evening, hence the lack of urine stains. Si should get a pair. Link to comment
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