Manliness

[Big Man]

Some comments in the other thread there got me thinking. If there was a standardised test to prove you are a real man - what would it involve...

 

An assault course? Putting up a shelf? Cutting down a rival alpha male? An erection test to prove you don't like gay porn?

 

Discuss.

 

V.s.

[Bebo]

one x chromosome

[Bobby Connor]

Good at DIY, not gay, nice telly.

[Bobby Connor]

Clint Eastwood is the most manly man of all time. We need more role models like him who goes about with an orang-utan battering cunts as opposed to the outright gays that the young men of the future (who will likely never play a game of darts in their lives and most certainly will never sit in a smoke filled pub while their wives wonder if they will make it home for dinner) have to look up to.

[Dandie1992]

The Punch Machine doon at Codonas.

 

How fast you can down a Pint.

 

Curry Hotness.

 

Hopefully not penis size.

 

Bow before my manliness. I have chillies in a snack bowl on my desk.

[granite sheep]

Eschewing soul destroying Saturday night telly in favour of watchin ice hockey doon at the links

Punchbag machine doon the carnies

Spending all afternoon in the pub watchin teh fitba

Goin doon the gym and lifting unfeasibly large weights

[vanderark14]

Clint Eastwood is the most manly man of all time. We need more role models like him who goes about with an orang-utan battering cunts as opposed to the outright gays that the young men of the future (who will likely never play a game of darts in their lives and most certainly will never sit in a smoke filled pub while their wives wonder if they will make it home for dinner) have to look up to.

 

awesome in gran torino. sits outside with his dog drinking beer with a rifle all day. all man

[Bobby Connor]

Ford Capri.

[Big Man]

one x chromosome

 

I am of the firm opinion that detection of an X-chromosome is an insufficient test. There would be a risk of false positives:

 

[Dandie1992]

awesome in gran torino. sits outside with his dog drinking beer with a rifle all day. all man

 

Using his guttural exhale sound in everyday life earns you major brownie points

[vanderark14]

Using his guttural exhale sound in everyday life earns you major brownie points

 

Clint Eastwood - " we used stack fucks like you five feet high and use you for sand bags in Korea"

[Bebo]

I am of the firm opinion that detection of an X-chromosome is an insufficient test. There would be a risk of false positives:

 

 

I dunno, he/she is pretty manly like.

[delta1red]

I am of the firm opinion that detection of an X-chromosome is an insufficient test. There would be a risk of false positives:

 

 

 

WYOWYN

[Big Man]

WYOWYN

 

Get tae f*ck. I wouldn't touch that with MT's...

 

It ge's me the boke...

 

[NorthernLights24]

WYOWYN

 

No way. She even sounds like a man!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NEJx-6q6YA

[King Street Loon]

I am of the firm opinion that detection of an X-chromosome is an insufficient test. There would be a risk of false positives:

 

 

Who is the picture of?

It's not showing up on my comp.

[Big Man]

I'd need to see her in the scud before i really committed.

 

There you go pipes:

 

 

A picture of her and her man from the Swahili version of O.K. Magazine.

[King Street Loon]

There you go pipes:

 

 

A picture of her and her man from the Swahili version of O.K. Magazine.

 

I don't understand.

Clarify your two pictures to me bigman.

[tutankamun]

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too:

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or being lied about, don

[Big Man]

I don't understand.

Clarify your two pictures to me bigman.

 

The original picture is of Castor Semenya the She-male.

 

The second picture is of ''her'' with her ''boyfriend'' lying on a bed semi-clad....

[Big Man]

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too:

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,

Or being hated, don't give way to hating,

And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

 

If you can dream

[King Street Loon]

The original picture is of Castor Semenya the She-male.

 

The second picture is of ''her'' with her ''boyfriend'' lying on a bed semi-clad....

 

Ah.

Thank you sir.

 

Wasn't aware that there was a female in the 2nd picture.

[OneBeboMaguire]

 

similar athletic attributes.

[looksgoodinred]

strength? courage? kindness? and the ability to kill/chase out/dispose of small critters that make their way into the house without undue comment or squeamish noises?

[tutankamun]

Poetry

 

 

It's not a poem, just a series of questions, a test if you will...

 

If you answer 'yes' to them all then you're a man.

[looksgoodinred]

but i have only your word about that.. do you have proof of dead/small animals that have been quietly and efficiently removed?

[Big Man]

It's not a poem, just a series of questions, a test if you will...

 

If you answer 'yes' to them all then you're a man.

 

Only messin with you Tutan - was Rudyard Kipling not a bummer?

 

I mean didn't he make cakes and that, french fancies and stuff....

[Bobby Connor]

Only messin with you Tutan - was Rudyard Kipling not a bummer?

 

I mean didn't he make cakes and that, french fancies and stuff....

 

Pretty sure he did BM. Made a living out of low grade cakes, and poetry is the language of poofters.

[looksgoodinred]

 

*photographic* proof?

[Big Man]

Pretty sure he did BM. Made a living out of low grade cakes, and poetry is the language of poofters.

 

Exactly what i thought....