Dandyesque Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Just as it says. Who would you like to have been if you weren't you? And why? Can be anyone from history, popular culture, or just the coolest kid in your school. I'd have been Keith Richards (if he wasn't obviously). Hot Chicks, Guitar Licks and immune to drugs. Rock n Roll! Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 boss hogg and i'd love to be raoh from hnk. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted September 30, 2011 Author Share Posted September 30, 2011 I don't need to be anyone, I know I'm God. Why did you lose the 'tache? Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 would have to be a top footballer. I would say Willie Miller but he's not exactly worshipped like before. I'll go for Maradona Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Craig Brown as I could just be hours away from full time retirement Link to comment
InTaeEm Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Lionel Messi... purely for his footballing talent, he's not a cunt, he's not all about the money, he's not all athlete, he's simply just a world class player with a footballing head on him. Failing him, I'd say Pique... he gets to tap Shakira everyday and night. Link to comment
tup Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Lionel Messi... he's not a cunt, he's not all about the money Do you ken him aye? Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 I'd wanna be Holly Valance, so every evening I could see and feel Holly Valances naked body, and get to play with her boobies! Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Neil Armstrong... first man to set foot on another world. Can't imagine there's a feeling even close to looking up from the surface of another planet(oid) and seeing the Earth hanging in space before you. Everything else you ever did after that would be so anticlimactic. Blasted into space in a tin can, using 60s technology, landing on the Moon, having a round of golf, making history, being retrieved and ditching your space capsule in the Pacific, suspended by a few fragile little parachutes all the way in, after you roar through the atmosphere protected by a heat shield of debatable reliability. Holy Fuck, but those guys had to have bollocks of titanium. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Oliver Reid. Legend! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 My ex, so eh could throw myself off a bridge. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted September 30, 2011 Author Share Posted September 30, 2011 My ex, so eh could throw myself off a bridge. We have a winner! Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Neil Armstrong... first man to set foot on another world. Can't imagine there's a feeling even close to looking up from the surface of another planet(oid) and seeing the Earth hanging in space before you. Everything else you ever did after that would be so anticlimactic. Blasted into space in a tin can, using 60s technology, landing on the Moon, having a round of golf, making history, being retrieved and ditching your space capsule in the Pacific, suspended by a few fragile little parachutes all the way in, after you roar through the atmosphere protected by a heat shield of debatable reliability. Holy Fuck, but those guys had to have bollocks of titanium. It was all a hoax!! Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 God, do they still make you do this shit in your RGIT ? Link to comment
dunc_afc Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Neil Armstrong... first man to set foot on another world. Can't imagine there's a feeling even close to looking up from the surface of another planet(oid) and seeing the Earth hanging in space before you. Everything else you ever did after that would be so anticlimactic. Blasted into space in a tin can, using 60s technology, landing on the Moon, having a round of golf, making history, being retrieved and ditching your space capsule in the Pacific, suspended by a few fragile little parachutes all the way in, after you roar through the atmosphere protected by a heat shield of debatable reliability. Holy Fuck, but those guys had to have bollocks of titanium. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Neil Armstrong is a good shout. Link to comment
Kilkito Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 I wouldn't have minded having Berlusconi's lifestyle, although, I think to have been a real Roman Emperor would have been some feeling, to be the most powerful man in the world, yeah, I'd have liked that. Link to comment
SkyeDon Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 I'd be Darren Mackie. Nah, would have to be Pele...or John Hewitt. Link to comment
Chrisyboy81 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 I'd be Darren Mackie. Nah, would have to be Pele...or John Hewitt.Alcoholic or the one that can't get a stiffy? Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 no one in particular, I'd just be a fit burd. Play with myself all day less it up all night fucking right! Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Serge Pizzorno's girlfriend and mother of his child. Or Kate Adie Link to comment
tup Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 no one in particular, I'd just be a fit burd. Play with myself all day less it up all night fucking right! Reality check: - you'd moan like fuck about everything. - you'd take an hour to get ready to even go to the paper shop 5 mins round the corner. - you'd think the world revolved around your precious arse. - you'd be vacant as you would have felt you were far too 'nice' to bother your lazy arse to stick in at school. - you'd be a gold digger, with few if any real friends. You still OK with being that? Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Reality check: - you'd moan like fuck about everything. - you'd take an hour to get ready to even go to the paper shop 5 mins round the corner. - you'd think the world revolved around your precious arse. - you'd be vacant as you would have felt you were far too 'nice' to bother your lazy arse to stick in at school. - you'd be a gold digger, with few if any real friends. You still OK with being that? Hard to moan with a gob full of pussy, well hard to moan about general stuffan hour to get ready is called foreplay Tup... divorce explainedI think world would be rather large for my arse, maybe a moon or 2 though, gravity in effect.with a nice set of tits and a tight pussy who needs school?I said I'd be a lesbo, i'm sure my pussy eating skills would atteact plenty of the right sort Link to comment
tup Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Hard to moan with a gob full of pussy, well hard to moan about general stuffan hour to get ready is called foreplay Tup... divorce explainedI think world would be rather large for my arse, maybe a moon or 2 though, gravity in effect.with a nice set of tits and a tight pussy who needs school?I said I'd be a lesbo, i'm sure my pussy eating skills would atteact plenty of the right sort I say your head is up your arse if you believe that min. Because if you had tits and a fanny since birth you wouldna be too fussed about them, and rug munching would be the last thing on your mind. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Neil Armstrong is a good shout. It's a better shout than Buzz Aldrin. I sat next to that prick on a flight to Moscow a couple of years ago. He's a miserable old goat. Link to comment
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