tightbreeks Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 my man rocco siffredi seems to have it sussed. or aleister crowley, but maybe not all the time. Link to comment
tup Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 I wouldna mind being the man from Del Monte, a slave trader and gangmaster of the highest order, who hands out beatdowns with machetes for anyone who even looks at him the wrong way, or bruises a pineapple. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 I say your head is up your arse if you believe that min. Because if you had tits and a fanny since birth you wouldna be too fussed about them, and rug munching would be the last thing on your mind. nobody mentioned being born the person, just living the life. I have a cock, a sma een but its there a the same and I just cant leave that alone. Why would tits and fanny be any different? Link to comment
tup Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 nobody mentioned being born the person, just living the life. I have a cock, a sma een but its there a the same and I just cant leave that alone. Why would tits and fanny be any different? Tits are round for starters. And a fanny is more of a balloon knot in contrast to the (cocktail in your case) sausage style shape of a cock. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 It's a better shout than Buzz Aldrin. I sat next to that prick on a flight to Moscow a couple of years ago. He's a miserable old goat. Aye, but ye ken whit its like, ye look for yer seat using they signs on the overhead bins, and then look doon and see who ye'll be sitting next to, and there's nothing ye can dae aboot it but be miserable Link to comment
tup Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Aye, but ye ken whit its like, ye look for yer seat using they signs on the overhead bins, and then look doon and see who ye'll be sitting next to, and there's nothing ye can dae aboot it but be miserable Dinna indulge his name/far flung place dropping chief. I've thought of someone else I would want to be, for 5 minutes. The Hoo-rah Henry who goes on the grouse shoot with boofon. BANG! Bullet through his chin. Then I'd be pleased to be restored to myself and let the posh boys sort out the aftermath. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Aye, but ye ken whit its like, ye look for yer seat using they signs on the overhead bins, and then look doon and see who ye'll be sitting next to, and there's nothing ye can dae aboot it but be miserable Not the case my jute friend. I actually helped the prick get his coat on as the flight came into Moscow as he was struggling with it. Always thought since then that it was only due to the fact he struggled with his space suit that he wasn't first on the moon. I reckon Armstrong pushed the dithering old oaf out of the way. Link to comment
tup Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Not the case my jute friend. I actually helped the prick get his coat on as the flight came into Moscow as he was struggling with it. Always thought since then that it was only due to the fact he struggled with his space suit that he wasn't first on the moon. I reckon Armstrong pushed the dithering old oaf out of the way. Man has never been on the moon, it was all a stunt with unknown background connotations. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Dinna indulge his name/far flung place dropping chief. I've thought of someone else I would want to be, for 5 minutes. The Hoo-rah Henry who goes on the grouse shoot with boofon. BANG! Bullet through his chin. Then I'd be pleased to be restored to myself and let the posh boys sort out the aftermath. It's nae bullets that are used on a grouse shoot. It's shot. Every day's a schoolday. Finished with that for the year anyway. Roe deer doe up next on the 21st October. Bullets required for that. :thumbs: Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Not the case my jute friend. I actually helped the prick get his coat on as the flight came into Moscow as he was struggling with it. Always thought since then that it was only due to the fact he struggled with his space suit that he wasn't first on the moon. I reckon Armstrong pushed the dithering old oaf out of the way. He probably thought ye were rifling through his poakits. Easy mistake. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Man has never been on the moon, it was all a stunt with unknown background connotations. That's not what Buzz said. Until you actually talk to someone who has been on the moon I suggest you keep quiet on a matter you know nothing about. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 That's not what Buzz said. Until you actually talk to someone who has been on the moon I suggest you keep quiet on a matter you know nothing about. No wonder the poor cunt was miserable. Every flight he gets on there's some cunt wanting to talk to him about the moon and it jist reminds him of the fact he was second. Ye inconsiderate bastard. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 I say your head is up your arse if you believe that min. Because if you had tits and a fanny since birth you wouldna be too fussed about them, and rug munching would be the last thing on your mind.I'm nah too fussed on all the tits and fannies that are on AFC Chat, thats for sure. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 No wonder the poor cunt was miserable. Every flight he gets on there's some cunt wanting to talk to him about the moon and it jist reminds him of the fact he was second. Ye inconsiderate bastard. Have you been on every flight Buzz has been on? A bit of a stalker are we? I think you'll find that he mentioned other topics as well. However I won't discuss those on here due to the craft we both follow forbidding public speaking of such deeds. :thumbs: Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Tits are round for starters. And a fanny is more of a balloon knot in contrast to the (cocktail in your case) sausage style shape of a cock. balls are also roond easy to see why you're now sitting at home wanking. nae idea aboot foreplay and nae idea fit a fanny dis. you just stick to telling us how it is on here Tup, leave the socialising to us in the know :thumbs: Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Tits are round for starters. And a fanny is more of a balloon knot in contrast to the (cocktail in your case) sausage style shape of a cock.Hope thats nah because everytime you open your missus fanny you get a waft of air in your face and a hissing sound? Link to comment
Dandie1992 Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 jack nicklaus or the boy fae limitless Link to comment
fatshaft Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 From the stories I've heard, Dustin Johnston. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 From the stories I've heard, Tiger Woods. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 From the stories I've heard, George Micheal. Pardon FS, i forgot. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Pardon FS, i forgot.Nah Razor, ye didna, ye jist dinna ken fit I'm spikkin aboot. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Nah Razor, ye didna, ye jist dinna ken fit I'm spikkin aboot.No No, i forgot you like blokes. That was all. Link to comment
minijc Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Someone that isn't a nervous, awkward looking lanky social reject, I'd be cheesepipes. Link to comment
torrysheep82 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Maverick from Top Gun Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Someone that isn't a nervous, awkward looking lanky social reject, I'd be cheesepipes. You want to shag hookers that look like Frank Bruno Link to comment
tup Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 You want to shag hookers that look like Frank Bruno minijc is Hugh Grant? Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I love my life. I'd be me, but a better version of me - i'd like to be able to shag anything that moves... Maybe have slightly better hair. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I love my life. I'd be me, but a better version of me - i'd like to be able to shag anything that moves... Maybe have slightly better hair. You'd have to get over your ragweekophobia first min Link to comment
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