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You. You look like a man with your big bushy tasche but I could then claim I am not gay as I bummed a woman (of sorts).

 

Like I said I'm not going there as it's too homoerotic.

And now you seem to have got rid of all that 'gay' paraphernalia from your page I see too? :itch-chin:

I think you are in denial, away and bum Fatshaft and embrace your gayness.

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Like I said I'm not going there as it's too homoerotic.

And now you seem to have got rid of all that 'gay' paraphernalia from your page I see too? :itch-chin:

I think you are in denial, away and bum Fatshaft and embrace your gayness.

I decided to change my avatar to the man who inspired me to call myself sexual tyranosaurus rex. if that isn't homo erotic I really don't know what is. Besides shouldn't you be cleaning a kitchen or something lovely lady?

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How come you got to change your name? I want my name changed to coopy "sexual tyranosaurus rex" 100

 

didnt have a clue who this was for a while there.

 

this is up there with the time minijc changed his avatar and signature to something pro rangers....then had it locked that way.

 

admin on here are tyrants at times :laughing:

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didnt have a clue who this was for a while there.

 

this is up there with the time minijc changed his avatar and signature to something pro rangers....then had it locked that way.

 

admin on here are tyrants at times :laughing:

 

I believe there's been a fair bit of shit spoken in the last 20 odd posts here, I'm reporting it all, in the hope it gets moved en masse like my posts on certain days when I've been arguing like fuck with administrators, I reckon you're all sitting there with yellow jaikits on itching to pull the trigger on innocent folk just like the Rock Steady fat cunts who run Pittodrie on matchday, they're used to dishing out physical punishment in nightclub fire exits and struggle with the ethos of fairness, equality, and pacifism which is prevalent in broad daylight in front of thousands of witnesses.

 

The speaking of shit is merely an illusion and is a symptom of the sensibilities of the shit decreeing council, and is not in the anus of the beholder.

 

If this place was a pub it would be shut down in six months, licence withheld for proprieital drunk driving and general mayhem.

 

I'd put the windows in with a Black Widow just to finish it off, SoTR and Bebo lose their capital investment of a hundred and eighty quid each, like micro economic Willie Millers, might be able to administrate a messageboard and code a line or two of Linux, put them in charge of a pub or a chipper and they've not a clue, folk wouldna invest in the Dons because of them.

 

Bad idea overall.

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didnt have a clue who this was for a while there.

 

this is up there with the time minijc changed his avatar and signature to something pro rangers....then had it locked that way.

 

admin on here are tyrants at times :laughing:

That was comedy gold, mind he kept posting in the ''advice'' thread saying '' i cant change my avatar back'' and all the mods were telling him to keep trying and there may have been something wrong with the server. Silly twat lapped it all up.

 

Mind him saying to me '' K9 wouldnt do that to me'' :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

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I believe there's been a fair bit of shit spoken in the last 20 odd posts here, I'm reporting it all, in the hope it gets moved en masse like my posts on certain days when I've been arguing like fuck with administrators, I reckon you're all sitting there with yellow jaikits on itching to pull the trigger on innocent folk just like the Rock Steady fat cunts who run Pittodrie on matchday, they're used to dishing out physical punishment in nightclub fire exits and struggle with the ethos of fairness, equality, and pacifism which is prevalent in broad daylight in front of thousands of witnesses.

 

The speaking of shit is merely an illusion and is a symptom of the sensibilities of the shit decreeing council, and is not in the anus of the beholder.

 

If this place was a pub it would be shut down in six months, licence withheld for proprieital drunk driving and general mayhem.

 

I'd put the windows in with a Black Widow just to finish it off, SoTR and Bebo lose their capital investment of a hundred and eighty quid each, like micro economic Willie Millers, might be able to administrate a messageboard and code a line or two of Linux, put them in charge of a pub or a chipper and they've not a clue, folk wouldna invest in the Dons because of them.

 

Bad idea overall.

 

 

 

My favourite few words of that rant. I tip my cyber hat to you Tup. :thumbup1:

 

Can we get an emoticon for when someone wants to tip their cyber hat?

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That was comedy gold, mind he kept posting in the ''advice'' thread saying '' i cant change my avatar back'' and all the mods were telling him to keep trying and there may have been something wrong with the server. Silly twat lapped it all up.

 

Mind him saying to me '' K9 wouldnt do that to me'' :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

 

 

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Server issues wasn't it? :laughing:

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I'd accompany Dayts on the door, thats just how it is..........hard cunts on the door, none of this 3 day course at the college, learn 2 hours of restraint technique that you forget on the way out the door and hey presto your a "Door Steward".

 

Just me and Dayts ready to kick some heads in, out of CCTV view.

 

Cash in hand, if we nick your drugs we'll take them without hesitation and no Sambas or Moustaches.

 

Unless yer name is Kevin de vell.

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We can hang at babylon and soul casino like the other cool cats.

 

I got a kicking in soul a few weeks back, no build up, this big bloke just came up and threw me over a table, my left kidney was in agony for a couple of weeks, he's in hiding right now but revenge will be sweet.

 

 

The Nigerian on the door said I was banned but we'll see, will go there soon for a showdown.

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That was comedy gold, mind he kept posting in the ''advice'' thread saying '' i cant change my avatar back'' and all the mods were telling him to keep trying and there may have been something wrong with the server. Silly twat lapped it all up.

 

Mind him saying to me '' K9 wouldnt do that to me'' :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

I love how you just make up and add on bits as you suit, I never that K9 bit atall.

 

Soul Casino's full of losers :unsure:

Affa lot of winners lastnight, sadly on brag I was down.

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I love how you just make up and add on bits as you suit, I never that K9 bit atall.

 

Yes it did, we were chatting on MSN and i was telling you they were only messing with you and you shouldnt fall for it. And you kept saying that K9 would have told you if they were messing with you.

 

Dozy git.

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I didn't get the difference either!

Well I said he'd probably tell me about it, I never said he wouldn't do it to me and as far as I am aware he couldn't do anything about it as it was the dickish admin.

 

My missus did try for you with a certain lass, but she went off with someone else unfortunately for you.

 

She was a massive state like.

 

I'll be honest, it's decent being sober - I notice so much more. It was a good night like, I'm glad I chose to drive home when I did as missus was falling asleep at the table, and I was shattered driving home.

Aye, I kept trying later on aswell especially in town but I got distracted, was a rare night especially with that old boy and his duncing.

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Did you all go into town?

 

We left at midnight and took K-9 home also.

 

The old boys duncing was absolutely brilliant, I don't care who says 'I have ace dancing moves' anymore, I'll reply 'I was at Stoneys wedding, I seen PROPER dance moves'.

 

He was an absolute legend. Fine bloke as well when I got speaking to him.

 

Feel awesome today for nae booze, and seeing missus spewing makes it even sweeter.

Aye, I ended up in casino until after 5 with hep and milners, actually left them there so god knows how they got on, I bumped in to a pal who was out for her birthday too so ended up being with them for a bit in espo, I may have cut some shapes that the old boy had cut before me.

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