Pubs To Avoid

[Guest milne_afc]

To start with, the Regent Bridge Bar. A wannabe republican slophouse full of plastic rhebel spastics.

 

See also: The Cutters Wharf.

 

Anymore?

[heppy1]

any pub razors in

[K-9]

Soul - full of up themselves wankers. Same with Babylon

[RAZOR]

any pub razors in

Two words you never want to hear.

 

Get tae fuck.

 

Oops thats 3.

 

Thank fuck im not making a speech.

[Guest milne_afc]

which one's babylon?

[Guest milne_afc]

add Enigma to the list too.

 

cunts wankers and poofs with boating shoes

[Moorie86]

Karova or how ever you spell it. Full of folk with the arse hanging out their jeans and the smell of bo too.

[Dynamo]

I like most bars in town. A few bars are too welcoming for huns and tims though, in the sense they're allowed in. Kick them out the city. Scum.

[Moorie86]

Bobbin on non match day full of uni wankers.

[Scarface]

1. Bad Apple - bouncers are dicks.

2. Revolution - takes ridiculously long to get served.

3. Espionage - shitehole and bouncers are dicks.

[Moorie86]

Vodka Bar = Wankers, poofs and posers.

 

Wild Boar = See above.

 

Revolution = Arsehole/poof/poser heaven.

 

 

Other than all i've mentioned i'd a have a drink in most other places.

Where do you drink Mobby?

[tommo1903]

I like all pubs. Except poofy ones.

[Ke1t]

Was trying to get into a nightclub with a few mates in Aberdeen a couple weeks ago... one of the bouncers stops one of our group and tells him "Yu canna gin in er weerin trenners", and looking down I noticed that my mate did indeed have a pair of tennis shoes on.

 

"Are you scared he's going to start running around when he gets inside" I asked the slope-foreheaded goon. "Because if that's your concern I can vouch that he'll keep it down to a walking pace."

 

"Nae trenners", says the monkey-in-a-suit, obviously not understanding or believing what I told him.

 

"Nae trenners then nae patronage" I explained to the goon, and turned to walk to a nightclub where there weren't any such speed restrictions on the clientele.

 

Amazingly a couple of the guys in our group still wanted to go in, despite the fact that some hired special kid with muscles where his brain should be was trying to stop one of our lads from getting in.

 

Any place that tries to prevent you entering because you happen to be wearing running shoes is so far up its own arse it should be boycotted by any right-minded person.

 

The rationale I was given was that it was a 'posh' place... bollocks. Unless they had waiters inside serving you off silver plates, and little Indian kids bringing you brandy and cigars then this was most definitely NOT anything like a 'posh place', regardless of what it happened to think of itself. I've been to 'posh' places, and this nighclub was 'posh' like I'm a fucking Pakistani.

[Moorie86]

OKH, Masada, Grill, PoW, Kirkgate, Dutch Mill, Adam Lounge, Fittie Bar, Drummonds.

 

 

Decent bars.

Real bars! With men with hairy arses!

[RUL]

OKH, Masada, Grill, PoW, Kirkgate, Dutch Mill, Adam Lounge, Fittie Bar, Drummonds.

 

 

Decent bars.

 

True...you may have a drinking problem though.

[RUL]

Agree with both the above, the Regent is run by a total arsehole and Cutters Wharf a fat useless slob.

 

I avoid alot of bars on Belmont Street due to the amount of poofs and Hollyoaks lookalikes.

 

I want to smack them.

 

Is it still Charlie that runs the Cutters? Had many a decent night in there years back but was in recently and it was pish.

[Guest milne_afc]

Is it still Charlie that runs the Cutters? Had many a decent night in there years back but was in recently and it was pish.

 

 

No, Charlie is long gone.

 

 

The Fittie Bar is by quite some distance, the best "harbour" bar. There was a dog in there just now, always a good sign.

The juker needs updating though.

[Bobby Connor]

Was trying to get into a nightclub with a few mates in Aberdeen a couple weeks ago... one of the bouncers stops one of our group and tells him "Yu canna gin in er weerin trenners", and looking down I noticed that my mate did indeed have a pair of tennis shoes on.

 

"Are you scared he's going to start running around when he gets inside" I asked the slope-foreheaded goon. "Because if that's your concern I can vouch that he'll keep it down to a walking pace."

 

"Nae trenners", says the monkey-in-a-suit, obviously not understanding or believing what I told him.

 

"Nae trenners then nae patronage" I explained to the goon, and turned to walk to a nightclub where there weren't any such speed restrictions on the clientele.

 

Amazingly a couple of the guys in our group still wanted to go in, despite the fact that some hired special kid with muscles where his brain should be was trying to stop one of our lads from getting in.

 

Any place that tries to prevent you entering because you happen to be wearing running shoes is so far up its own arse it should be boycotted by any right-minded person.

 

The rationale I was given was that it was a 'posh' place... bollocks. Unless they had waiters inside serving you off silver plates, and little Indian kids bringing you brandy and cigars then this was most definitely NOT anything like a 'posh place', regardless of what it happened to think of itself. I've been to 'posh' places, and this nighclub was 'posh' like I'm a fucking Pakistani.

 

Therein lies the bottom line. Wannabes, pretentious cunts... call them what you will, but they are an eternal embarrassment.

[Tommy]

NGC on match days and Foundry.

[RAZOR]

NGC on match days and Foundry.

Wont see you in there tomorrow then

[Tommy]

Wont see you in there tomorrow then

 

 

Good

[Guest milne_afc]

Is Peep Peeps still on the go?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_guDN7IZ0U

 

 

Never seems to be open when i go past. The last time i was in, i had to ask fat Chris for an old 50p for the juker.

[NorthernLights24]

Justice Mill. Hate the place with a passion.

[Ke1t]

Them cunts always make me cringe.

 

Fucking morons.

 

Someone must know who they are.... anyone?

[Bobby Connor]

Someone must know who they are.... anyone?

 

Seen as you're twisting my arm. It's Tup and Boof.

 

*edit* Dinna tell them I telt ye. They are supposedly hard c*nts from the backside of beyond!

[RAZOR]

Someone must know who they are.... anyone?

One of them is well known in the Aberdeen support as his is claim to fame.

[paddy]

the caledon is pretty grim

[Big Man]

Is Peep Peeps still on the go?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_guDN7IZ0U

 

No i don't think it is.

 

Chris had cancer, im sure someone told me he had passed away.

 

[somone please correct me if im wrong].

[RAZOR]

He's a little prick.

 

If that's who you're talking about

The lad in the video im talking about was a sound bloke always had a smile on his face chatting to fuck.

 

If its the same one you will know his claim to fame?

[Big Man]

Fuck knows Big Man but his pub was a pile of shite and i'll never know why they used it on that programme, it made us look a fucking shambles.

 

As usual pipes ur nae wrong.