terenceandphilip Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 sounds like a sloppy excuse. who's wedding was it? your single arent you t&p? wouldnt you be annoyed if someone did that to you? would I f3ck. Do I come across as precious? ps yes I'm single. My bird walked out on my exactly a year ago. I'll get myself another at some juncture - probably against my will. Link to comment
terenceandphilip Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 but you didn't just say no. you told a porkie! no is no. Doesn't matter how you say or do it. Just don't do things you don't want to do. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 would I f3ck. Do I come across as precious? ps yes I'm single. My bird walked out on my exactly a year ago. I'll get myself another at some juncture - probably against my will. so if you were getting married....and you invited someone (who's wedding was it?...) but they decided you getting married was less important than a game of football and golf.you wouldnt be mildly annoyed/upset/disgruntled/put out/surprised? its not being precious. its just mates go to mates weddings over football games. Link to comment
tup Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 so if you were getting married....and you invited someone (who's wedding was it?...) but they decided you getting married was less important than a game of football and golf.you wouldnt be mildly annoyed/upset/disgruntled/put out/surprised? its not being precious. its just mates go to mates weddings over football games. Fuck weddings and all that pish, I'll do my utmost to avoid that kind of formal shite. Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 24, 2011 Author Share Posted October 24, 2011 All very well until Big Man is shitting through the eye of a needle the next morning, having consumed his own weight in orange juice. Such is a life as teetotaller I suppose. This is indeed a problem. At these things i usualy migrate from an orange juice early in the evening to a coke when the duncing starts to a cranberry juice for the winding down. Don't go. Once you start refusing to do things you don't actually want to do, it becomes quite easy to do. Daunting at the start, but my family and friends are used to it now. Just say NO. Na - that wouldn't be a very wise move. What kind of partner would let their other half go to a family b-day party on their own? I immediately said yes when asked because i knew it would cause bother if i said no. Saying no is the beginning of a long and dark road. You start saying no, she starts saying no. ''Don't bite the hand that wanks you off at night'' as for big mans uncle in law. why dont you like him? Its not that i have any specific reason to dislike him. Ive only met the c@nt once, but he's one of these cunts that's at the centre of the family that everyone seems to flock around (always organising get togethers, and held in high esteem) - nae patter on him, just the usual boring inane shite. Nae characters in that side of her family. Link to comment
tup Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I dinna bother with niceties, I just say what I'm thinking, works a treat. I've never been to a funeral. Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 24, 2011 Author Share Posted October 24, 2011 Fuck weddings and all that pish, I'll do my utmost to avoid that kind of formal shite. How do you get away with it? You're still married right? Link to comment
tup Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 How do you get away with it? You're still married right? I've never been married min Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 24, 2011 Author Share Posted October 24, 2011 I've never been married min Sorry min, i just assumed - you always came across like a family man to me. Always talking about the kids and your football training and that... Then again you know what they say about assumptions... Link to comment
tup Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Sorry min, i just assumed - you always came across like a family man to me. Always talking about the kids and your football training and that... Then again you know what they say about assumptions... I think I've been engaged for nigh on 13 years Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 spending time with someone you know is dying. imminently. (i know, everyone's dying some day). that's hard to do. but no choice but to do it. making a decision to put a pet down. Link to comment
Nespa Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 The Birds got nice mates but a few have bawbag boyfriends so some get togethers are brutal! Like at the weekend there! 3 couples and I was the only bloke having a few beers! the chat was awful! I can only fake interest for so long before I need to leave! 3 hours of baby talk was enough! Link to comment
Henry Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 hmm...kids but not married? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 hmm...kids but not married? Better nae tell yer priest you've been communicating with someone who's had kids out of wed lock! Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Better nae tell yer priest you've been communicating with someone who's had kids out of wed lock! old frankie boy's getting it tight the day. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 The Birds got nice mates but a few have bawbag boyfriends so some get togethers are brutal! Like at the weekend there! 3 couples and I was the only bloke having a few beers! the chat was awful! I can only fake interest for so long before I need to leave! 3 hours of baby talk was enough! Ha ha, sounds like murder, but that'll be you soon, once you're huckled and she's up the spout! (Got it coming my way one day too though no doubt!) Link to comment
minijc Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Be healthy and cool in my group of coolness. Link to comment
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