looksgoodinred Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 "don't be in such a rush" and wear sunscreen. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 "don't be in such a rush" and wear sunscreen. "if yer dowpin her min ebbe strap up, she's mare crabs n shit than the deadliest catch series." 1 week later i realised i had chlamydia or however the fuck you spell it and had a beaming helmet like a lighthouse beacon. Link to comment
tup Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 "if yer dowpin her min ebbe strap up, she's mare crabs n shit than the deadliest catch series." 1 week later i realised i had chlamydia or however the fuck you spell it and had a beaming helmet like a lighthouse beacon. I have a 'mate' who as a youngster once got a dose offa some bitch, and then, having used the same towels in the bathroom as his mither and faither, proceeded to give them a dose also, meaning a family trip to the sexual disease clinic Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 "Don't take drugs" If I listened to that I'd have missed out on the best years of my life in the early acid house days. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 24, 2011 Author Share Posted October 24, 2011 I have a 'mate' who as a youngster once got a dose offa some bitch, and then, having used the same towels in the bathroom as his mither and faither, proceeded to give them a dose also, meaning a family trip to the sexual disease clinic now that's embarrassing to try to explain. and seeing how this thread has gone down this particular tangent, as a mum, i fell compelled to remind you guys to wrap up a bit more diligently. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 "Don't do soccer mentalism" If I listened to that I'd have missed out on the best years of my life in the early gang fighting casual days days. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I have a 'mate' who as a youngster once got a dose offa some bitch, and then, having used the same towels in the bathroom as his mither and faither, proceeded to give them a dose also, meaning a family trip to the sexual disease clinic aye, serves you right.thats what happens when you go catching african bum disease. Link to comment
Pash Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 "Enjoy yer school days cos they are the best days of yer life". So far, looking back, they were right. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 "Enjoy yer school days cos they are the best days of yer life". So far, looking back, they were right. nae if you went to northfield like i did. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 now that's embarrassing to try to explain. and seeing how this thread has gone down this particular tangent, as a mum, i fell compelled to remind you guys to wrap up a bit more diligently. horse, stable door shutting, bolted Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 24, 2011 Author Share Posted October 24, 2011 horse, stable door shutting, bolted true for the ones already reported here. but perhaps not too late for others? although probably just more of good advice not taken. Link to comment
minijc Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 "Stick in at School" massive regrets now due to this. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 "Stick in at School" massive regrets now due to this. Go to college. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Buy property in London. Eh was an IT contractor in the late 90s and had more money than eh could dream of. Eh bought a place in Florida that lost tons of cash eftir Sept 11. If only eh'd invested smaller amounts in say 5 properties in London like eh wis telt Link to comment
stef Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 "Please forgive me" couldn't at the time but do now but it's too late Link to comment
stef Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Serious family matter and he won't be driving anything for a wee while yet Link to comment
Marty13479 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 "Don't get involved it's got nothing to do with you" Wake up next morning in the cells!! Some boy was hauling a lassie up the stairs from the green. Did not realise she did have mates with her. Thought she was by herself and needed rescuing!! Link to comment
stef Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 My ex husband did a bad thing after I begged him not to. We could not recover from it but I do forgive but I don't think he forgives himself. I won't say what it was, he reads this board. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 My ex husband did a bad thing after I begged him not to. We could not recover from it but I do forgive but I don't think he forgives himself. I won't say what it was, he reads this board. pm me. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 "Don't get involved it's got nothing to do with you" Wake up next morning in the cells!! Some boy was hauling a lassie up the stairs from the green. Did not realise she did have mates with her. Thought she was by herself and needed rescuing!! I did the same thing just along from the Bucksburn police station one night, saw a boy slapping a girl and shouting abuse at her so went up and told him to get a grip and asked her if she was ok, he then started on me, the girl joined in with having a go at me! If she wants to be a punchbag that's her prerogative but she should at least respect when someone wants to help her, same goes for any woman in that situation. I'd do the same thing again regardless. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 My ex husband did a bad thing after I begged him not to. We could not recover from it but I do forgive but I don't think he forgives himself. I won't say what it was, he reads this board. I forgive you. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 Things that REALLY piss me off: 1. Blokes that hit lassies, scum.2Way out in front is lassies being hit by blokes. Bastards like. bullies. just like mongrel teens who only roam in packs. i've stepped into both situations before.. apparently a woman yelling at them to back the fuck off takes people by surprise. although i'm a bit more careful now. but i can't stand a bully. Link to comment
Stoney Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Stick in at school............. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Things that REALLY piss me off: 1. Blokes that hit lassies, scum.2. Huns / Tims3. Inconsiderate coffee drinkers who dip leave their coffee granules in the sugar, how fucking hard is it to make sure ALL your coffee is in the cup?4. Folk with the 'Aberdonian swagger' in town.5. Covers nae covering my feet. Way out in front is lassies being hit by blokes. Bastards like. once saw this on george street one early hours of a sunday morning after town; me and 2 of my mates are walking up to the baker on the other side of the road this bird is giving her lad torture, slappin him screamin in his face, pushing him etc. the boy didn't bat an eyelid and kept walking like richard ashcroft in the bitter sweet symphony video. anyway this continued from john lewis right up to the blockbuster, we couldn't believe it then from nowhere the boy picks her up in a firemans carry and dunps her in one o them industrial buckets outside the coral bookie, closed it, put the latch thing on it, dusted himself down and carried on up the road. what a laugh, needless to say nobody let her out. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I did the same thing just along from the Bucksburn police station one night, saw a boy slapping a girl and shouting abuse at her so went up and told him to get a grip and asked her if she was ok, he then started on me, the girl joined in with having a go at me! If she wants to be a punchbag that's her prerogative but she should at least respect when someone wants to help her, same goes for any woman in that situation. I'd do the same thing again regardless. did you batter the fcuk out of the cnut and his slag bitch? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 did you batter the fcuk out of the cnut and his slag bitch? only the troll like "man" deserved a beating in the most recent situation. i thought of kicking his nuts in.. he seemed half-pished so it wouldn't have been that difficult... and thought better of it (glass behind him, thoughts of her jumping my back as i kicked her man not appealing), and instead told him to stop and got security. they spoke to him and let him go. i quietly watched for a bit to make sure he didn't hit her again. he no doubt did later. or another day. you can't save people from themselves. the latest pack of mongrel kids however got a tongue-lashing and only one was hauled up by the scruff of his neck, while the others started scattering. funny how bullies do that. a much smaller child, on the ground, being kicked in the back and sides by several teens isn't a fair fight. now the two gents outside the bar having had a few too many. seems a fair enough fight. have at each other. i'm not stepping into that one i'm afraid, lol Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 did you batter the fcuk out of the cnut and his slag bitch? What do you think Bluto! Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 "Dump her" Took me a few wasted years to do actually heed the advice, even though i wanted to for years. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 What do you think Bluto! hey! i've got a mean jab! Link to comment
tup Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I forgive you. It's yersel you have to get over min remember? Link to comment
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