Redforever86 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 To make a wee coffin for Tup since he is deid? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Had to be said. What's the project? The wife has got it into her heid that we're replacing all the bathrooms... and because she's never off fucking Pinterest she's decided we're (read that as I'M) going to be installing a custom built guest bathroom, along the vague lines of "I want a natural edge worktop and vessel sink... and here's a bunch of pictures I've saved off Pinterest. Make that for me..." The last couple of weekends she's dragged me roon art galleries, granite vendors, arty/hippy places to find all the shit she wants to cram into the bog. She still has no idea what she wants, but I managed to sell her on a couple of big pieces of lumber that can be sealed up with marine lacquer and bracketed to a wall. As for the other bathrooms, she's getting some men in.... To make a wee coffin for Tup since he is deid? Tup is definitely dead, I can 100% assure you of that. Died after a brief illness, though I won't go into detail out of respect. As for a coffin, I've an old fag packet in my garage that I keep odd drill bits in... I could empty that out and give him the kind of funeral with all the gravitas and solemnity the event deserves. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Sounds great Kelt. Hope she's a good ride. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Did you get that eye gel I recommended?Im up to my nuts in eye gels: carbromer, hylo care, hylo tears, vita-pos, systane, etc. I have added yours to an amazon list to try next though. Thanks ? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Sounds great Kelt. Hope she's a good ride. I've had better. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Cant be good for your eyes all that shite . Better off blind imo.Wouldnt be able to read your posts at least. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 100euro on paninis Money well spent Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 100euro on paninis Money well spent Stickers or scran? Can just imagine you filling out a sticker album, Bluts. Perfectly aligning the Saudi Arabia badge shiny in between scoops of La Chouffe. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 haha. That’s how I always do it. first pack I open and Leroy sane is in it.Within 10 packs I’d already got at least 3 doubles.Fuckin arseholes panini. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Stickers or scran? Can just imagine you filling out a sticker album, Bluts. Perfectly aligning the Saudi Arabia badge shiny in between scoops of La Chouffe.I always believed a whole box of stickers completed the album. Was proven massively wrong in the pub a few years ago when I had 8 Steve Pinaus and nobody to swap with. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 A car. It's black, I got it at Peter Vardy Vauxhall. I'm meant to collect it tonight, but can't now - so getting it next week or later this week. I think it's black, I never test drove it - I couldn't be arsed. A to B.Deary me. Be prepared for grief buying a motor from there. After the trouble Ive had with mine I wont be going near them again. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 A mate works for them, always helps out. Ive probably had words with him. Theyre all cunts and Vauxhalls are a bag of nails. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Wedding Venue and a band from Ayrshire,Hopefully they ken a bit oh Tina... Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Wedding Venue and a band from Ayrshire,Hopefully they ken a bit oh Tina...That peer Quine Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 That peer QuineLucky bastard is what you really mean Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Deary me. Be prepared for grief buying a motor from there. After the trouble Ive had with mine I wont be going near them again. I never had any issue with PV. Arnold on the other hand is a dick. Glad the cunt died a painful death. No less that he deserved. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Lol did he? A quick google says it was peaceful surrounded by his fam? Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 It's going to be a fuckin aquarium in your hoose soon Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 I never had any issue with PV. Arnold on the other hand is a dick. Glad the cunt died a painful death. No less that he deserved. Bought two motors from Arnold Clark and not a single complaint. Peter Vardys customer service is a joke. Run by mongols. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Got the great nephew for a week (too young for pints)You should bring him back a real shark from one of your swims Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Run by mongols.Bloody immigrant horsemen. Know fuck all about motors. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Lol did he? A quick google says it was peaceful surrounded by his fam? with no idea who they were. Bought two motors from Arnold Clark and not a single complaint. Peter Vardys customer service is a joke. Run by mongols. I've bought 2 from Clark. First was brand new with a serious brake fault, they told me to phone the AA to fix it. Second was the managers comp car, it had been sandwiched and bodged back together by them before selling it to me and 'forgetting' to mention it. Found out when the paint started to flake off and the sent me to Lawrence of Kemnay because they are the local Ford paint specialists - it still had the masking tape from the paint job stuck behind the back bumper. I'm sure it depends on which Arnold you go into. I've had current motor serviced by them and they were top notch. Wouldnt buy from any of their places on the Lang Stracht, both have been fucking awful for me but would return to Craigshaw Dr without a second thought. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Splashed out on these babies, brushes for the motor on my washing machine. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 A Crocodile Dundee hat. It came complete with a " you're not going anywhere with me wearing that" threat/promise from the wife. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 A Crocodile Dundee hat. It came complete with a " you're not going anywhere with me wearing that" threat/promise from the wife. Fine choice. Get it worn. Your acceptance levels among the locals will skyrocket. You're wife will thank you, guaranteed. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Fine choice. Get it worn. Your acceptance levels among the locals will skyrocket. You're wife will thank you, guaranteed.Something tells me that advice will get my head kicked in by Bruce and probably Sheila too Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 A Crocodile Dundee hat. It came complete with a " you're not going anywhere with me wearing that" threat/promise from the wife.If its one of those with the dangling corks its A pointless purchase. The dangling corks are to keep flies away. Even flies wont go anywhere near your humming pits. 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 If its one of those with the dangling corks its A pointless purchase. The dangling corks are to keep flies away. Even flies wont go anywhere near your humming pits. Fucking way off tap...unless Brian's a complete twat? Brian your audience will lap you up and respect your speedy acceptance of oz culture. Link to comment
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