Henry Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 What makes the loudest noise in the world? Stevie Wonder answering the IronStevie Wonder got an cheese grater for Christmas, said it was the most violent book hed ever read. Link to comment
minijc Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Aye ok Oliver Reed.That's not me trying to show off or fuck all as that's quite pathetic but I was relying too much on drink and it was becoming an issue. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Drinking is great.....embrace it.Zactamundo I’d drink more if it was humanly possible.Or scientifically. Link to comment
minijc Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Drinking is great.....embrace it.I know it's great but when you are going out spending £100+ and not feeling a thing from it you need to work out why, I started to not enjoy it, I'll be back in the game soon enough I'm sure just not right now. I understood thats what you meant mini, yet some fucking nonce gave me a -1 ? There's a lot of faceless paps on here brother, stay strong. 3 Link to comment
minijc Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 You need to up your game mate Try 200 squid next time (then work your way up)Ach most of my money from the age of 17 has went on booze, it doesn't help when you can drink all day and night and still feel relatively normal, one of my favourites was a couple of years ago when the barman complained I was making him work when I went through 17 nips and 5 pints in 3 hours. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Ach most of my money from the age of 17 has went on booze, it doesn't help when you can drink all day and night and still feel relatively normal, one of my favourites was a couple of years ago when the barman complained I was making him work when I went through 17 nips and 5 pints in 3 hours.Drinking slowly that night then. Link to comment
minijc Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Drinking slowly that night then.Was lunch time but yeah 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Ach most of my money from the age of 17 has went on booze, it doesn't help when you can drink all day and night and still feel relatively normal, one of my favourites was a couple of years ago when the barman complained I was making him work when I went through 17 nips and 5 pints in 3 hours.Was the night I drank you under the table a blip on your record? You made a very boozy walkout. Link to comment
minijc Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Was the night I drank you under the table a blip on your record? You made a very boozy walkout.Christ that was rare everything was fine then it wasn't, getting thrown out of pearl lounge a low point of my drinking career. Another low point of my booze career was when I downed the litre of jager and knocked myself out, think I lost a part of my brain and soul that day. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Christ that was rare everything was fine then it wasn't, getting thrown out of pearl lounge a low point of my drinking career. Another low point of my booze career was when I downed the litre of jager and knocked myself out, think I lost a part of my brain and soul that day.So just to re-emphasise...I beat you drink for drink yes?? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Those oven gloves look magic. Hats look horrific. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Aye they’d not look out of plaice in any kitchen Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Could you please scale the puns down. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Chewie will be a long soon to bore us with 20 shite puns now you've started. Thats if he's not balls deep in some Californian hunk. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 You go see these boys at the weekend BM? Link to comment
Quagmire Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 They were playing, but NMCO-tea Heard a band called Wolf Parade last night and actually might write a letter of complaint to the festival organisers for booking the worst band Ive ever heard Woeful with a capital W Don't think ive heard of them. Just watched that video right through, canna make out of the boys upset or seriously wired. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Got an eye problem and the prick dr wouldn't give me steroid drops.How's the eye darkie? Eh can sympathize. Had problems one time in Helsinki. Just getting a doctor to see me given my lack of residency was almost impossible. Being sick when away with work is shite. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 How's the eye darkie? Eh can sympathize. Had problems one time in Helsinki. Just getting a doctor to see me given my lack of residency was almost impossible. Being sick when away with work is shite.On the road to recovery now, thanks. They gave me drops to heal the scarring on my cornea but nothing to numb the pain (which has subsided now but was unbearable on Thurs/Fri). I was fortunate that i was just in London and could just walk in to the A&E. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 On the road to recovery now, thanks. They gave me drops to heal the scarring on my cornea but nothing to numb the pain (which has subsided now but was unbearable on Thurs/Fri).Good to hear. You can never mess with the health of your eyes. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Good to hear. You can never mess with the health of your eyes.Yeah, nothing worse than being unable to see. Brutal. Link to comment
Henry Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Whereas being unable to smell is a blessing around Bri fae Perth. 2 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Yeah, nothing worse than being unable to see. Brutal.Erectile dysfunction? Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Erectile dysfunction?I'll have to take your word for it, shagger. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Two lovely great slabs of Black Walnut for an upcoming project. On the left is the raw wood, to the right is how it'll look once it's treated and sealed. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 To prop up the wall Kelt? 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 To prop up the wall Kelt? Oh, you... Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Oh, you...Had to be said. What's the project? Link to comment
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