The Boofon Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 A food tour without drinks. I’d expect better from you Boof. Next you’ll be going all vegan on us If I go vegan I’ll be sure to tell you. It’s in the rule book. ^ tell meh the cunts nae jist typed that oot oan ez fonehowlinCorrect. Not even close to howling. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 £45 for what looks like a Livvi Market knock-off?? Aye, no Adidas stripes or trefoil either. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Stripes and trefoils aside - it's a sexy garment.Let’s face it. It’s just a polyester stocking filler for kids to buy their da for Christmas. Cheer up the happy clapping styleless fud, he proudly shows it off in the Northern Golf Club lounge at the next home game, complete with his new jeans fae next. Identikit to 10% of the folk there. Then he spills his greasy sausage roll doon it at half time. Consigned to the back of the wardrobe for the next 8 years afore it’s self for £2 at Thainstone. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Dad will be a dead ringer for Jimmy Saville in it. 3 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Dad will be a dead ringer for Jimmy Saville in it. +1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Aye, no Adidas stripes or trefoil either. Yeah, you've talked me out of it. Any places where the genuine article (or shirt) available? Link to comment
Zeus Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Dad will be a dead ringer for Jimmy Saville in it. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Yeah, you've talked me out of it. Any places where the genuine article (or shirt) available?You can get a homemade Adidas one off of eBay. It’s likely gonna catch fire if you drop a fag end on it but other than that it looks ok. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Didn't you buy that a couple of days ago? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Did I post it the other day? It arrived today. WYGTDAI Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Did I post it the other day? It arrived today. WYGTDAIYou posted it on the 7th so unless you paid twice you've broken a fundamental rule of this thread. Plus you'll look like a fanny in it Link to comment
daytripping Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 You posted it on the 7th so unless you paid twice you've broken a fundamental rule of this thread. Plus you'll look like a fanny in it i always open this thread when I see you've posted, for your workmates sake I want it to say deodorant. Again I close thread and move on with my life, perhaps one day. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 i always open this thread when I see you've posted, for your workmates sake I want it to say deodorant. Again I close thread and move on with my life, perhaps one day.Dayts loves black cock Made you look. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 You posted it on the 7th so unless you paid twice you've broken a fundamental rule of this thread. Plus you'll look like a fanny in itIt's a novelty tshirt Lighten up mr property tycoon. It'll get worn around the house. I'm above the rules anyway Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 What make is the t shirt poodrigas? Sergio Georgini Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Sergio GeorginiPoor mans Paul Smith Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Perth = poor mans Sydney IBO (in Blutos opinion) Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Perth = poor mans Sydney IBO (in Blutos opinion)He's only interested in Kings Cross, so that makes sense. Perth isn't as gay and tranny friendly. 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 You can get a homemade Adidas one off of eBay. It’s likely gonna catch fire if you drop a fag end on it but other than that it looks ok. Cheers. Just put a bid in. When did adidas stop using 3 stripes? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 A shed. Approx 15 x 6 ft. Very pleased with it. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 A shed. Approx 15 x 6 ft. Very pleased with it. One of my pals goes out with a right dodger. Her ma is a brilliant criminal mastermind, has her finger in many pies. Last year we're drinking in the hoose, her ma comes in and says come look at this. Down to the 4x4 and she's got a BnQ flatpack shed in the boot. Walked into BnQ, put the shed on a trolley and got an employee to help her out the door with it to the car. Brazen. She did exactly the same with one of those massive trampolines a week later. Maybe @@ChutneyLove helped her out to the car Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 One of my pals goes out with a right dodger. Her ma is a brilliant criminal mastermind, has her finger in many pies. Last year we're drinking in the hoose, her ma comes in and says come look at this. Down to the 4x4 and she's got a BnQ flatpack shed in the boot. Walked into BnQ, put the shed on a trolley and got an employee to help her out the door with it to the car. Brazen. She did exactly the same with one of those massive trampolines a week later. Maybe @@ChutneyLove helped her out to the car That's grim, B&Q probably thought the helpful employee was in on it and got fired. No such thing as a victimless crime. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 One of my pals goes out with a right dodger. Her ma is a brilliant criminal mastermind, has her finger in many pies. Last year we're drinking in the hoose, her ma comes in and says come look at this. Down to the 4x4 and she's got a BnQ flatpack shed in the boot.Walked into BnQ, put the shed on a trolley and got an employee to help her out the door with it to the car. Brazen. She did exactly the same with one of those massive trampolines a week later. Maybe @@ChutneyLove helped her out to the carHa ha magic. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 That's grim, B&Q probably thought the helpful employee was in on it and got fired. No such thing as a victimless crime.Lies. Insurance fraud, cannabis cultivation, doing a wee wee against a tree. All victimless crimes. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Lies. Insurance fraud, cannabis cultivation, doing a wee wee against a tree. All victimless crimes.Rape also. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Lies. Insurance fraud, cannabis cultivation, doing a wee wee against a tree. All victimless crimes.Abused a fat tim at the local and got chucked oot. Then pissed on a English couples front gate while they sat in their lounge last night. #victimless Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 One of my pals goes out with a right dodger. Her ma is a brilliant criminal mastermind, has her finger in many pies. Last year we're drinking in the hoose, her ma comes in and says come look at this. Down to the 4x4 and she's got a BnQ flatpack shed in the boot. Walked into BnQ, put the shed on a trolley and got an employee to help her out the door with it to the car. Brazen. She did exactly the same with one of those massive trampolines a week later. Maybe @@ChutneyLove helped her out to the carThe garden furniture in our backyard in Norway was acquired with a 5 finger discount. Got two boys to load it up and everything. We were 20 minutes up the road before we realized neither of us had paid for it. Eh had assumed the wife had, she assumed eh had. The decision then was do we go back and pay up, or go home? It was all set up in our back yard a few minutes later. It proved to be shite furniture, so we actually helped them by taking it off their hands and never complaining. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 The garden furniture in our backyard in Norway was acquired with a 5 finger discount. Got two boys to load it up and everything. We were 20 minutes up the road before we realized neither of us had paid for it. Eh had assumed the wife had, she assumed eh had. The decision then was do we go back and pay up, or go home? It was all set up in our back yard a few minutes later. It proved to be shite furniture, so we actually helped them by taking it off their hands and never complaining. Dundee scum Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 That place was a tea leafs paradise. Never once did eh pay for everything that got loaded in my car. Link to comment
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