Latest Purchase Thread

[shut up meg]

In fact, my post above re; latest purchase was a lie.

 

I put a deposit on an Alfa Romeo Spider yesterday. Picking it up from N England next weekend

 

 

2.2 petrol. Car that won't lose money and perfect for a Sunday with silhouette shades (circa 120£).

 

Alpha.

How old is it Rumpus?

[manboobs109]

Today I bought fuck all worth metioning apart from Tennants Lager, Vodka and coke and a plastic penis to

stick out my trousers for Dundee away 8the December.

 

22£ return. 2.10 departure. Me and my chums de yore (x6).

 

 

Boom boom boom shake shake the room.

 

You might need to get some more drink in, looks like you made a dent in your carry out last night.

[manboobs109]

^ is that what his 'alpha' thing is? Alpha male? Haha superb, at least the cunt laugh at himself

[reekie_dock]

Does a fearsome amount oh posting on here Fan he's smashed for being an alpha we heaps oh mates...

 

 

More like a big time Charlie Potato

[dave_min]

Looking at Fitbit/Sport watches ideally that I can swim with.

 

Have a Fitbit but cant take it in water which is shite cause I do a bit of swimming. Any ideas? Amazon have the Garmin Vivoactive for 140quid atm

If you're going Garmin get a forerunner.

 

That or get a Suunto.

[ebbe]

@alsotoz

 

See you looking, you can fuck right off as well.

 

When I was banned you were calling me all sorts.

 

Life's worst crime is being boring. You fit that category well, upside down prick.

 

Alpha.

I feel you partner. Genuinely.

[muttonhumper]

I'll bet I have more 'real life' pals than 90% of wankers on here.

 

Count me in the 10%.

 

I'm awa to work / bide abroad and a huge slice of the population of NE Scotland is genuinely in tears and suicidal at the prospect of this.

[minijc]

 

Count me in the 10%.

 

I'm awa to work / bide abroad and a huge slice of the population of NE Scotland is genuinely in tears and suicidal at the prospect of this.

Hope your leaving night will consist of Baldy bob driving you aboot toon.

[muttonhumper]

Hope your leaving night will consist of Baldy bob driving you aboot toon.

 

 

That would be a sheer delight.

[HairyPie]

Tuborg. About twenty of the cunts. And some Efes. Nae sure how many was blasted off the Tuborg by then.

[Redforever86]

Falke fir cosy socks.

[Zeus]

TV

TV bracket

Christmas lights

 

EXCITING FUCKING STUFF!

[The Boofon]

TV

TV bracket

Christmas lights

 

EXCITING FUCKING STUFF!

Ive just won a fire stick with a years IPTV from our group we uses raffle. ?

[Zeus]

Did see something about a raffle but didn't pay much attention...nice one!

 

I'll a new sub off them for the smart TV assume you can do that? Just download the app straight onto the TV

[RAZOR]

A.

[looksgoodinred]

an Echo Dot from Amazon

Google Home

Furla handbag

quad venti skinny latte

[Guest]

I have bought fuck all today.

 

But we will be buying a cocktail shaker for the first time ever so stick that in your pipeshoot and shoogle it around.

 

It has to be stainless steel, top quality and with one of those strainer things.

 

Then I will be buying a meal at a place recommended on this forum, somewhere we've never been before.

 

Obviously I can't say where in case one of you cunts comes and sticks a knife in my back when I'm not looking. Cowardly fuck.

[looksgoodinred]

I have bought fuck all today.

 

But we will be buying a cocktail shaker for the first time ever so stick that in your pipeshoot and shoogle it around.

 

It has to be stainless steel, top quality and with one of those strainer things.

 

Then I will be buying a meal at a place recommended on this forum, somewhere we've never been before.

 

Obviously I can't say where in case one of you cunts comes and sticks a knife in my back when I'm not looking. Cowardly fuck.

 

you've not owned a cocktail shaker before now? how have you made Pink Ladies? martinis? gin fizzes?

oh my. i'm a little shocked. i have to say.

[Guest]

you've not owned a cocktail shaker before now? how have you made Pink Ladies? martinis? gin fizzes?

oh my. i'm a little shocked. i have to say.

 

Yes it has been very backward of me not to have done so before. It’s probably a reaction to paying £92 for four cocktails last week. First time we’d met the daughters boyfriend so invited them to the Ritz, which was shite.

 

We dined Vietnamese in Soho. First time I’d ever eaten Vietnamese was this year so backward is my middle name, the wonderful Hanoi Bike Shop just off Byers Road.

 

I was forward yesterday though. Bought my new iPhone 7 outright and switching to sim only. Fuck paying two year contracts all the time. They gave me £170 for my 6s but the touchscreen was never the same since I broke it and got the placie in Union St to fix. Always wanted to keep my existing phones for much longer. Took out Apple care too so should save a fortune in long run.

[Guest]

Strikes me as a whisky drinker does rocket scientist...thats true son? Right?

Yes da but not heavily. 5 or 6 bottles a year. Speyside rools.

[The Boofon]

Indeed it does Rocket. Speysides are awesome.

 

Apart from Glen Moray. Horrid.

[Zeus]

Glenlivet is pretty rank imho

 

Cardhu though

[Don Fonte]

Yes it has been very backward of me not to have done so before. Its probably a reaction to paying £92 for four cocktails last week. First time wed met the daughters boyfriend so invited them to the Ritz, which was shite.

 

We dined Vietnamese in Soho. First time Id ever eaten Vietnamese was this year so backward is my middle name, the wonderful Hanoi Bike Shop just off Byers Road.

 

I was forward yesterday though. Bought my new iPhone 7 outright and switching to sim only. Fuck paying two year contracts all the time. They gave me £170 for my 6s but the touchscreen was never the same since I broke it and got the placie in Union St to fix. Always wanted to keep my existing phones for much longer. Took out Apple care too so should save a fortune in long run.

Was great to meet you RS.

 

On the theme of the thread. Some stupid robot pony for the wee ones Christmas. Much cheaper than a real pony which I've delayed a couple years so a result really

[Poodler]

Yes it has been very backward of me not to have done so before. It’s probably a reaction to paying £92 for four cocktails last week. First time we’d met the daughters boyfriend so invited them to the Ritz, which was shite.

 

We dined Vietnamese in Soho. First time I’d ever eaten Vietnamese was this year so backward is my middle name, the wonderful Hanoi Bike Shop just off Byers Road.

 

I was forward yesterday though. Bought my new iPhone 7 outright and switching to sim only. Fuck paying two year contracts all the time. They gave me £170 for my 6s but the touchscreen was never the same since I broke it and got the placie in Union St to fix. Always wanted to keep my existing phones for much longer. Took out Apple care too so should save a fortune in long run.

 

 

How was the daughter's bf? Up to scratch, R_S?

[BrianFaePerth]

an Echo Dot from Amazon

Google Home

Various yank agencies will now be listening in to your hoose

[Zeus]

6 x tins of Estrella

[Guest]

How was the daughter's bf? Up to scratch, R_S?

 

Har har. Very good question. Discretion is the better part of valour.

 

They done nearly a year together. It’s their business.

 

When you have daughters and they get to fucking age, I reckon they should operate without parental judgement.

 

Put it this way, I spent money feeding and quenching the cunt. Good luck to the cunts.

[Dom Sullivan]

Yes it has been very backward of me not to have done so before. It’s probably a reaction to paying £92 for four cocktails last week. First time we’d met the daughters boyfriend so invited them to the Ritz, which was shite.

We dined Vietnamese in Soho. First time I’d ever eaten Vietnamese was this year so backward is my middle name, the wonderful Hanoi Bike Shop just off Byers Road.

I was forward yesterday though. Bought my new iPhone 7 outright and switching to sim only. Fuck paying two year contracts all the time. They gave me £170 for my 6s but the touchscreen was never the same since I broke it and got the placie in Union St to fix. Always wanted to keep my existing phones for much longer. Took out Apple care too so should save a fortune in long run.

On the topic of getting IPhone screens fixed, furry boots to go to get a new screen.

 

Dropped the bastard and it shattered. Still hanging together and working but need to get it fixed

 

Cheers, Mins

[RAZOR]

 

A...what? Come on son - tell us what you bought; might be a good xmas gift idea.

Soz Dad. Posted in the wrong thread.

[mcdougall(4)]

Strikes me as a whisky drinker does rocket scientist...thats true son? Right?

Meths I'd have wagered