Latest Purchase Thread

[Beachend Bootboy]

On 7/12/2022 at 6:18 AM, Parklife said:

Hate that Wealdstone Raider cunt. 

He's bearly 5'2". That's nae natural for a grown (irony) man.

[Dad]

7 hours ago, fine-n-dandy said:

New outboard for the pontoon boat.

Suzuki DF140. 
 

got to break it in from new & takes a while & a looooot of fuel. 10hrs total but fk doing all that in one day. Will do about 4-5hrs this weekend. Will get boring after first 1/2hr with no stopping ? be a long day but at least give a chance to see a lot of the lake that haven’t cruised yet I guess

'And these 50s are too big for my wallet'

My heart bleeds 

 

Arsehole 

[Zeus]

Exercise bike

 

LOL

[DD1903]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Exercise bike

 

LOL

Make a cracking clothes horse in a few weeks time

[Ke1t]

Accidentally bought a bottle of sassafras.

Will be looking out for succotash in the near future.

[BrianFaePerth]

Aye ok Sylvester 

[Ke1t]

20 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Aye ok Sylvester 

Did ye aye?

etc...

[Beachend Bootboy]

35 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Accidentally bought a bottle of sassafras.

Will be looking out for succotash in the near future.

Says that the stuff is carcinogenic.  Fuck that like.

[Parklife]

Only just discovered from this that "succotash" was an actual thing. I thought it was just a meaningless word created for how it sounded. 

Every day is a school day. 

[Ke1t]

The Hat.. grown ups learning things from cartoons.

I literally learned my corn on the cob eating method from watching Micky Mouse...

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

22 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Only just discovered from this that "succotash" was an actual thing. I thought it was just a meaningless word created for how it sounded. 

Every day is a school day. 

Do you know what a cement mixer is??

[Ke1t]

9 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Do you know what a cement mixer is??

Regular Cement Mixer is where a chick sucks your cock while holding hot grits in her mouth.

Tucson Cement Mixer is where you piss in her asshole right before you fuck it.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Ke1t said:

Regular Cement Mixer is where a chick sucks your cock while holding hot grits in her mouth.

Tucson Cement Mixer is where you piss in her asshole right before you fuck it.

Brilliant. Never had grits.  Any good?

[Ke1t]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Brilliant. Never had grits.  Any good?

Grits is very much how I imagine eating spunk off a spoon would be.

Fine if you're gacked on whizz in a Mexican brothel, not great for breakfast.

[Parklife]

24 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Do you know what a cement mixer is??

@manboobs109

[Parklife]

12 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Regular Cement Mixer is where a chick sucks your cock while holding hot grits in her mouth.

Tucson Cement Mixer is where you piss in her asshole right before you fuck it.

I'm learning so much today, cheers Kelt. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Grits is very much how I imagine eating spunk off a spoon would be.

Fine if you're gacked on whizz in a Mexican brothel, not great for breakfast.

Best avoided then, well at least for brekky?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Regular Cement Mixer is where a chick sucks your cock while holding hot grits in her mouth.

Tucson Cement Mixer is where you piss in her asshole right before you fuck it.

I take the regular form is national/global whilst the Tucson form is copyrighted by the natives of a city in Arizona?

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

 Never had grits.  Any good?

Very gritty.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Brilliant. Never had grits.  Any good?

Grits are like when you pass gall stones whilst having a urination, so I'm led to believe.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Grits are like when you pass gall stones whilst having a urination, so I'm led to believe.

Surely you mean kidney stones. I've had them a few times and several operations.  Pray you never experience them.  Utter agony.

[Ke1t]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I take the regular form is national/global whilst the Tucson form is copyrighted by the natives of a city in Arizona?

Construction industry here is all run by the mafia... I'm not saying don't piss in a bird's asshole before you fuck it, I'm saying expect a knock on the door from a lad called Toni if you aren't a fully paid up union member.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

How you get them? 
 

must’ve been eating/drinking the wrong things? 

Life style I suppose.  Some folk are simply more prone to them than others.  By far the most painful thing I've experienced.  Think your worst toothache x 10 and some.

[Hoofball]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

How you get them? 
 

must’ve been eating/drinking the wrong things? 

Not drinking enough fluids can also cause kidney stone’s 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I pass a kidney stone a week. 

 Aye, but you are fuckin' mental.

[Zeus]

4 hours ago, DD1903 said:

Make a cracking clothes horse in a few weeks time

In training to be the the next Bradley Wiggins

[DD1903]

48 minutes ago, Zeus said:

In training to be the the next Bradley Wiggins

The handlebars are good for hanging hoodies on

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Wearing tight fitting sta-press and shaving your head is fairly mental…, if you’re a woofter.

Nah, benders ain't allowed to wear quality gear.  Abominations.

[Arabian Knight]

aye this wis gay orgys up newmachar graveyerd beck in 82..the skinheeds wid lick cunts doc mertins clean..pummel thir erses n finish aff wi a spunk chaser

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was there not something homo erotic about that whole bovver boy scene? Genuine question. 

No. To there was/is a gay scene but it developed out of them trying to blend in as a result of 'queer bashing'.   They now keep themselves to themselves and are not taken seriously.  All 20 hole boots, bleached jeans and spandex t-shirts.  Abominations.