tup Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Do the QS postgrad at RGU, 1 year, you would have to be a complete spanner not to get a job at the end of it. Now I see where you came up with your username! Genius. Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Jack and Victor got on fine from a social perspective. Not quite that old... Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I dropped out of Uni at the end of third year, dicked about for around 6 months and due to having unbelievable fortune in Poker, Blackjack and Fitba coupons went on jollies to Magaluf, Paris, Dnipro, Madrid and Amsterdam. 2007 was a fucking brilliant year. Then they day before the Copenhagen game I was offered a trainee role in an office with a local firm. Now I'm working for an Oil and Gas company still doing a similar job and my wages have almost trebled since. I suppose my point is; Uni can do nothing for your job prospects sometimes but it's all about being in the right place at the right time. I could've buckled down and stayed on for 4th year however I would missed out on some amazing Euro fitba jaunts and I'd unlikely have ended up what I'm doing now and probably be Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I hated students even when I was one. Awful people. Tommo1903 used to be a student. He isn't a student anymore. Both of the above are factual. Link to comment
360 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I heard Tommo1903 likes wearing bodywarmers and chinos and anything by Jack Wills. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I heard Tommo1903 likes wearing bodywarmers and chinos and anything by Jack Wills. Ya, daddy bought me them when my papa's land value doubled. Have you noticed the amount of cunts kicking about town with scarves that are 8 sizes to big for them 360? Bunch of Cunty McCunts. Link to comment
dervish Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Lifestyle students are cunts of the highest order. I went but it was to get a job at the end of it. Had an ex who was posh and went to St Andrews all her mates just fucked about for years after uni. Clever(ish) but lazy self-entitled cunts. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Today's spy a student cunt award goes to me. Went to a cafe for my supper and next to my table were 4 students, 3 female and one male who were drinking tea (fair enough) and KNITTING! Knitting? Knitting? I bet his parents wished they'd drowned him at birth. Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Christ if you have to resort to knitting to try and get a winch.... Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 So the moral of Karl fletchers story is fuck education and just gamble Link to comment
dervish Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Today's spy a student cunt award goes to me. Went to a cafe for my supper and next to my table were 4 students, 3 female and one male who were drinking tea (fair enough) and KNITTING! Knitting? Knitting? I bet his parents wished they'd drowned him at birth. In my day asymmetric emo hair cuts and this sort of shit would get you battered. One can't help but feel that the no so invisible hand which naturally restricts the amount of cunts in society has slipped from punching in their skulls to wanking them off. Link to comment
Podge Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Forget the uni folk, the problem with folk thesedays starts much earlier! I was walking about Edinburgh at lunch time the other day and saw two boys who must have been 13 or 14, they were out shopping and both had iPhone 4/4S's. Designer jeans, designer t shirts and designer trainers. One had a bag with more designer trainers in that he had just bought! Plus some funky haircut all gelled up too. I'm only 27 but even 'back in my day' no children had mobile phones, haircuts were a shaved head or long hair, and my mum bought my clothes and shoes, usually from Tesco or Asda mostly! Kids are spoilt buggers. Whenever I have kids they sure as heck ain't getting 500 quid fashion symbol phones especially not at age 13! It's no wonder students are the way they are thesedays. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Today's spy a student cunt award goes to me. Went to a cafe for my supper and next to my table were 4 students, 3 female and one male who were drinking tea (fair enough) and KNITTING! Knitting? Knitting? I bet his parents wished they'd drowned him at birth. No doubt they were being ironic. Or knitting an ironic jumper. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 So the moral of Karl fletchers story is fuck education and just gamble It certainly went well for me for a while. Won around 4 or 5 Poker tournaments at the Casino, the winnings were around Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Don't really get the student hatred (usually from people who never were one). I bet they don't see the irony when they need a doctor, accountant, lawyer, software developer etc. I enjoyed the first two years but the second two were torture. Hated being skint but as someone else points out, I was there to get a job, which I did and have done a lot in the last 14 months or so I wouldn't have done otherwise. Yes, knitting is a bit.....odd but I'm sure you'd be whinging if they were rolling around drunk and pissing on your car. Some of you lot get wound up over fuck all. Chill out and enjoy yourself. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 i enjoyed every single minute of it. but then i spend every single minute of it drinking. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 but then i spend every single minute of it drinking. Possible, but extremely unlikely. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Possible, but extremely unlikely. i gave it a bloody good shot. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 i pished myself after a bloody good shot. 1 Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Don't really get the student hatred (usually from people who never were one). I bet they don't see the irony when they need a doctor, accountant, lawyer, software developer etc. I enjoyed the first two years but the second two were torture. Hated being skint but as someone else points out, I was there to get a job, which I did and have done a lot in the last 14 months or so I wouldn't have done otherwise. Yes, knitting is a bit.....odd but I'm sure you'd be whinging if they were rolling around drunk and pissing on your car. Some of you lot get wound up over fuck all. Chill out and enjoy yourself. I was a student. They are, for the most part, dickheads. The notable exceptions, IMO, are the majority of engineering students and medical students - EDIT - should add, that I was neither a medical student or engineer. I am also not a dickhead. They work harder than any others, and very rarely annoyed me. The thing that annoyed me most about fuckin art students, was that they always claim to be skint. Yet, they'll sit in Starbucks all day drinking fucking lattes. Cunts. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 I was a student. They are, for the most part, dickheads. The notable exceptions, IMO, are the majority of engineering students and medical students - EDIT - should add, that I was neither a medical student or engineer. I am also not a dickhead. They work harder than any others, and very rarely annoyed me. The thing that annoyed me most about fuckin art students, was that they always claim to be skint. Yet, they'll sit in Starbucks all day drinking fucking lattes. Cunts. medical 'medic' students - i always found were amongst the wackiest, zaniest students. egro annoying. smae with 'vets' and 'lawyers'. sceince students tend to be complete geeks, with the odd normal bloke thrown in for good measure. Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 medical 'medic' students - i always found were amongst the wackiest, zaniest students. egro annoying. smae with 'vets' and 'lawyers'. sceince students tend to be complete geeks, with the odd normal bloke thrown in for good measure. That would be me. Nah forget it, probably not. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 That would be me. Nah forget it, probably not. was thinking more of myself actually. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Like has been said before, it's students that are just there "for the lols" that piss people off. My mate's in uni doing english lit. because he wan't to be a journalist. There's people at college with me just because they wanted something to do. Now that's piss annoying and one of the main reasons students piss me off. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 medical 'medic' students - i always found were amongst the wackiest, zaniest students. egro annoying. smae with 'vets' and 'lawyers'. sceince students tend to be complete geeks, with the odd normal bloke thrown in for good measure. Nah. Medics and Vets work far harder than any other student in my opinion. Law students are just a bunch of boring cunts. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 After seeing a group of student fuds at the football today I remembered this classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VerPuTt3mi0 1 Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 if you huvnae seen this, then watch it. hipsters are everywhere, with their tote bags and shite. it's well bum Link to comment
granite sheep Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 FFS. Bloody freshers everywhere in toon on Friday night, turned my usual bevvyfest in Korova's rock night intae a game of trying to get themost sly digs intae fuds mid moshpit, into a game of hide and seek with the bouncers as they dinna seem to understand that fit happens in the moshpit- bides on the moshpit. 3 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 FFS. Bloody freshers everywhere in toon on Friday night, turned my usual bevvyfest in Korova's rock night intae a game of trying to get themost sly digs intae fuds mid moshpit, into a game of hide and seek with the bouncers as they dinna seem to understand that fit happens in the moshpit- bides on the moshpit. Sorry I mean to +1 this, well funny! Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 FFS. Bloody freshers everywhere in toon on Friday night, turned my usual bevvyfest in Korova's rock night intae a game of trying to get themost sly digs intae fuds mid moshpit, into a game of hide and seek with the bouncers as they dinna seem to understand that fit happens in the moshpit- bides on the moshpit. I believe I may have seen you get kicked out then! Link to comment
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