Stranded

[Bluto10]

Early morning flight from London City airport cancelled due to something.

Now booked on the early evening flight so Bluto has a day sightseeing.

 

Nae really bothered about sights though. Currently in The City waiting for the wine bars to open.

Place is pretty cool.

[amancalledbuck]

I'm sure you'll find somebody to annoy.

[BrianFaePerth]

Early morning flight from London City airport cancelled due to something.

Now booked on the early evening flight so Bluto has a day sightseeing.

 

Nae really bothered about sights though. Currently in The City waiting for the wine bars to open.

Place is pretty cool.

 

Are ye with Mrs Bluto, or can ye spend the day hooring?

[Bluto10]

Aye on my own so will gave to follows bucks advice.

 

These city slicker types seem to be in an affa hurry

[amancalledbuck]

Aye on my own so will gave to follows bucks advice.

 

These city slicker types seem to be in an affa hurry

 

Ask them if they've found God.

[tainboy]

London sucks ass

[BrianFaePerth]

Aye on my own so will gave to follows bucks advice.

 

These city slicker types seem to be in an affa hurry

 

Try this oot

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8

[terenceandphilip]

London rocks.

 

 

Climb Big Ben then go for a swim in the river.

[riverplate83]

Get yourself over to one of the gaucho grills for lunch bluto min,.

 

Best steaks in the world washed down with a few pint of quilmes,perfect....

[Tenerifered]

Hand feed the Tigers at London Zoo

[Ando]

Early morning flight from London City airport cancelled due to something.

Now booked on the early evening flight so Bluto has a day sightseeing.

 

Nae really bothered about sights though. Currently in The City waiting for the wine bars to open.

Place is pretty cool.

 

If you're in The City then head along to Chariots on Fairchild Street in Shoreditch, assured of a fun day in there :thumbs:

[BrianFaePerth]

If you're in The City then head along to Chariots on Fairchild Street in Shoreditch, assured of a fun day in there :thumbs:

 

 

Is that one of they pubs where the doors are locked, an aging stripper appears, and the punters are "encouraged" to tip her by the bouncers afore the doors are unlocked again?

[terenceandphilip]

run around in circles singing Stand Free at the top of your voice, then a nice Greek Restaurant for lunch. Bag a whore for company in the afternoon, then argue with strangers at Picadilly.

[Ando]

Is that one of they pubs where the doors are locked, an aging stripper appears, and the punters are "encouraged" to tip her by the bouncers afore the doors are unlocked again?

 

Google is your friend...

[BrianFaePerth]

Google is your friend...

 

Delete browser history.........

[phoenix]

Portobello Road?

 

Carnaby Street?

 

Kensington High Street?

 

I love London but it's faar too fuckin' big for a country boy like me.

 

 

Try the South Bank Bluto , eat , drink , shop , movies , ( theatre ) and the Eye( beats the Grampian Eye doon at the Beach ).

[terenceandphilip]

 

 

I love London but it's faar too fuckin' big for a country boy like me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cityist.

[Tenerifered]

Get the tube to the East End and learn Cockney

[BrianFaePerth]

Get the tube to the East End and learn Cockney

More like Urdu, Bangladeshi, any african language ye care tae name, but no Cockney.

[terenceandphilip]

Climb up the eifel tower then catch a red bus somewhere.

[Tenerifered]

Throw a kettle over a pub

[terenceandphilip]

go for a knees up. They're always a laugh. 'Ammerin the ivories.

[BrianFaePerth]

[Ando]

 

[diamondsr4ever]

Go for a G&T in the Queen Vic

 

Bum Ben Mitchell

 

 

Get a hiding from Phil.

[terenceandphilip]

Get a ticket for the Lane and watch Spurs hammer Villa.

[Dynamo]

have a wank in the fountain outside Buckingham Palace.

[tup]

Go to Soho where there will be a hill of ither poofs for you to hing about with.

[ollie1903]

Go loot me a 55" LED and a pair o' size 10's

[Tenerifered]

Buy a gun off a yardie in Brixton then call him a poof