minijc Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Buy a Brazil top and whilst wearing it run through a tube station. Link to comment
essex don Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 go to bread street off cheapside and tell aberdeen investment management to invest in the dons Link to comment
Tenerifered Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Meet George Michael in a public convenience Link to comment
tup Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Buy a gun off a yardie in Brixton then call him a poof If you're an MP, get him to suck you off, before he steals your ministerial vehicle which he is too thick to realise is fitted with a tracker. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect Link to comment
tup Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Get a train out to suburbia in Kent, where you will find legions of like minded Man U fans who claim to support Colchester or some other dross, have never been to Old Trafford, but could bore the will to live from a horse at 40 paces with their pish about who is better, GERRARD or ROONEY or JOHN TERRY innit. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 Been round the ale houses this morning. Few wet ones in the City, cheeky Spainish red in a wine bar by Embankment. Now by the fleet St in the Seven Stars. Next stop ye olde Cheshire cheese then back to the city for a few hours before my tube ride to the airport. Flight bumped again by a few hours- cashback Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 Personally if I was stranded in London, I wouldn't come on AFC Chat to first tell folk, then update folk of what I'm up to. Cause you'd probably go round museums or go shopping instead, yeah.Cool Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Personally if I was stranded in London, I wouldn't come on AFC Chat to first tell folk, then update folk of what I'm up to. Bluto must be bored though, stuck in an airport for 12 hours on his tod. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 I could go visit the Queen and be sucked off by her if I really wanted to, but one thing I wouldn't do is come on AFC Chat and start telling folks about it. You must have one boring ass life if you come onto the Hat when down there where there is lots to do. Been to the city, up to west Minister and now heading back via. St Pauls. Reading the paper and checking out the vibe. Suppose I could go to the V&A but personally it's nae my cup of tea. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 If he was in the airport, I could understand - but he's nae. So he say's... Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Get a train out to suburbia in Kent, where you will find legions of like minded Man U fans who claim to support Colchester or some other dross, have never been to Old Trafford, but could bore the will to live from a horse at 40 paces with their pish about who is better, GERRARD or ROONEY or JOHN TERRY innit. I think Colchester is in Essex. Link to comment
terenceandphilip Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I think Colchester is in Essex. thinking is bad and old fashioned anyway. Link to comment
Tenerifered Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 bet this was you bluto Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 According to twitter, he's in a Homo bar with something wet and frothy. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 Go and dive on some tents at St Pauls cathedral Get beat up by the soap dodgers.Saw the minks at St pauls. The place stank of shit just like Alford. Now in williamsons tavern on bow lane. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Saw the minks at St pauls. The place stank of shit just like Alford. Now in williamsons tavern on bow lane. are you not at all concerned that after a day spent frequenting taverns, there's a possibility you may be denied boarding of your flight? or is this just a ploy to spend another day in London tomorrow, to do the V&A after all? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I'm enjoying hearing about blutos explots in the big smoke. Have you picked up any of the local lingo yet bluts? Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 It's just his way of telling the viewing public he's a drinker. He's not told us it much right enough. You're a right girny fucker, ain't you? Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Fuck off you lazy giro collecting cunt. Hope you get sacked from the job you have you fuck. Have a nice day x I'm going to spit in your Zinger Tower Burger. Link to comment
Tenerifered Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Go look for the GLA heard he hangs about kings cross Link to comment
fatshaft Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Early morning flight from London City airport cancelled due to something.Now booked on the early evening flight so Bluto has a day sightseeing. Nae really bothered about sights though. Currently in The City waiting for the wine bars to open.Place is pretty cool.Is it fuck London sucks assIt sure does. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 London's quality. Great place. The centre I'm on about. Never been to any of the shit holes that surround it right enough. Link to comment
dervish Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Here if you're still cutting around go here >Tokyo Diner<. Cheap magic, awesome. Get a bento in you. About Link to comment
Henry Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Get a bento in you. No doubt that was done within two hours of landing. Link to comment
Monkey Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Has Bluto made it out of williamsons tavern? Is he lying in a heap in Bow Lane having missed his plane? Will we ever see him again? These are the questions gripping the AFC-chat community this morning! Link to comment
Henry Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 After the excitement of boofon's drive last week, it's great to have another gripping issue to entertain us. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Has bluto been seen today? I hope he didn't do something silly at the airport and is been held at her majesty's pleasure.After a day on the ale, anything could have happened. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Has bluto been seen today? I hope he didn't do something silly at the airport and is been held at her majesty's pleasure.After a day on the ale, anything could have happened. He's nae doubt waking up wi a sore head and sore erse some place. Link to comment
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