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Met Eoin Jess heaps of times.

 

Plenty folk know that though but not sure why it got deleted last time I said it.

 

Tip - it's not what you say that results in posts getting deleted.

 

It's who you are.

 

As they say in the Freemasons, a phrase you will have uttered to many a young loon desperate to join, as you threaten to cut his tongue out and horse him in the sea if he spills your secrets, 'it's not what you know, it's who you know'.

 

In your case, Eoin Jess of course, or at least his brither, or was it your brither that spoke to him, or your brither spoke to his brither or something, who'd borrowed Derek Riordan's car as his number plate was given a shout-out on MFR by Titch McCooey.

 

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I met those permed bleach blonde twats Neal Cooper and Bryan Gunn in Gabriel's back in the 80's......

 

I say met...Gunn tried it on with my girlfriend, at the time,....the classic line of "I play for Aberdeen" was trotted out....She fu*ked him off.

 

How I laughed when a few years later they were both bald as coot's in their twenties.

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In my teens, through his work my dad knew John McMaster when he coached the Morton youth team years ago. We went down to Cappelow for a dons u19 team game against them. He brought along all his medals, ECWC, super cup Scottish Cup, League etc. Was great, and he seemed a gentleman, also there was King Joey, who my dad told me to tell him my name was 'Jim' and ask for an autograph, which seemed strange, since I didn't have a clue who Joe Harper was at the time. The autograph disappeared a day later, but I have my suspicions where it went.

 

We also went up to Pittodrie with them for the return game, John McMaster introduced me to Teddy Scott, who gave me a tour of the ground, boardroom, changing rooms, everywhere. Then took me to his 'special room', which is the most impressive room I've ever been in, all gifts pennants etc that had been received from other teams were kept there along with team posters from the last 20 years, all the kits we'd had since the 60's, everything. He was a real gentleman, answered all mine and my dads questions. Also met my hero, Duncan Shearer that day but couldn't say anything for being star struck, Joe Miller, and Billy Dodds that day. Was chuffed.

 

Outside of the Dons players, the restaurant where I worked was a regular place for ex Old Firm players. One night Mr Hateley was a guest, having a beer before his meal he inquired "I hope your not a Celtic fan and I get piss in my beer", to which I responded, "No, I'm an Aberdeen fan, so it'll be semen in the soup". Turned out to actually alright guy and his banter was pretty good when I was serving them. Left a decent tip as well. Though as a footballer still think he is a cunt of the highest order.

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I met those permed bleach blonde twats Neal Cooper and Bryan Gunn in Gabriel's back in the 80's......

 

I say met...Gunn tried it on with my girlfriend, at the time,....the classic line of "I play for Aberdeen" was trotted out....She sucked him off.

 

How I laughed when a few years later they were both bald as coot's in their twenties.

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Jimmy Calderwood at the Highland Hotel - Actually a very nice guy.

 

Brian Irvine in a local pub in Shetland(he was up playing for Ross County) - Spoke for ages, absolute gentleman.

 

Duncan Shearer and Dougie Bell in some shitty club(Jumpin Jaks?) in Aberdeen - Both completely blootered but spoke away and had a good laugh.

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Jimmy Calderwood at the Highland Hotel - Actually a very nice guy.

 

Brian Irvine in a local pub in Shetland(he was up playing for Ross County) - Spoke for ages, absolute gentleman.

 

Duncan Shearer and Dougie Bell in some shitty club(Jumpin Jaks?) in Aberdeen - Both completely blootered but spoke away and had a good laugh.

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'Magic Bus: On the hippie trail from Istanbul to India'

 

'Eight Miles High'

 

'The Brotherhood of Eternal Love'

 

'The Trustafarian Handbook'

 

'Space Cadets to the Rescue'

 

 

 

Just some of the books Phoen has been generous enough to send me recently. Fit's your address Chrisyboy, I'll send them on.

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I used to be Brian Grant's, David Winnie's, Doug Rougvie and Stuart Milnes paperboy when I lived in Kingswells. Stuart Milne was the worst tipper.

 

I'm pals with Big Eck's oldest son so have known him for years, nice guy.

 

Spoke to Jimmy C in the Highland Hotel before, he was a toff.

 

Spoke to Ryan Esson and David Preece in Chapel Street taxi que the boxing day we lost down at Dunfermline. Preece was a nice guy, Esson was a f4ckin pr1ck. I think I mentioned what a sh1te score it had been and Esson seemed offended and said "Steve Crawford is better than any Aberdeen player". Twat.

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